"Yeah..."
Kagome and her 'date' sat in an awkward silence at their table. After the initial shock was over, Kagome had to spend the next half-hour waking the unconscious rock star. While in his slumber, Inuyasha happened to murmur a few embarrassing phrases. He had awoken to find Kagome repeating it curiously and immediately got defensive. Kagome had the power of blackmail in her hands, both she and Inuyasha knew it. That information was powerful enough to ruin a guys reputation!
"You tell anyone about that and I'll make your life a living hell!"
"You are in no position to make threats dog-boy!" She retorted. Inuyasha's ears drooped a bit and Kagome immediately felt the guilt for what she had said. "Inuyasha, I'm-"
"Just shut up."
Kagome quickly obliged, letting the silence once again engross them. It was a touchy subject for our little Inu-chan and he needed to let off some steam. Hey... that photographer hiding being that fake tree should do it!
Picking up his fork, Inuyasha made ready to hurl it at the camera's lens. Kagome, seeing what he was about to do, yanked his arm, sending the fork of doom off its original course....
..... and right into the owner's backside
"Oh shit..."
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"So... Mr. Houriki." Sango begun, shuffling her papers to keep her distracted. "Is there anything specific you're looking for?"
"Don't you know?" Miroku asked in mock shock. Sango glared. Of course she knew. Miroku wanted some sleazy hoochie off the street corner. Preferably underage. But she wasn't about to say that.... at least not aloud. Instead she said, "Enlighten me."
"Well... someone smart-" Sango refrained from rolling her eyes. "mouthed."
She stopped, surprised, "Someone smart-mouthed?"
"Yeah! Someone with a little spice in her. Or a lot. Whatever."
"Mmmhmm..." She nodded, pretending to write it down. She did this with the rest of Miroku's suggestions, doodling the gallows and a hangman looking oddly enough like her client. Turn it upside down and it was a ladybug!
"Sango....Sango!"
"Huh?" She asked, looking up from her masterpiece. Miroku just grinned and Sango felt a familiar sense of foreboding as Miroku's hand crept closer.... closer.... closer...
Score.
"You Lecher!"
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"Get OUT! I never want to see your faces here again!"
"Then I guess you won't be watchin much TV!"
"I never liked you hooligan's music anyway." The owner spat, slamming the door on Inuyasha's face. Well... just because you've got a fork imbedded in your ass is no reason to be rude, not is it? Besides, Inuyasha wasn't even aiming for him! If Kagome hadn't....
"This is all your fault!" Inuyasha yelled, pointing a finger at his 'so-called-date'. Kagome slapped his hand, making him gasp in horror. "You hit me!"
"It's rude to point fingers. And how is it my fault?! Unless I'm mistaken, and I'm not, you were the one with the fork in your hand!"
"But I wasn't aiming for the owner! I was aiming for the guy hiding in the tree!"
"That's just as bad! What do you want? A law suit?! You'll be lucky if that man doesn't press charges!"
"Feh"
"Don't you 'Feh' me! You just got me kick outta the #1 restaurant in the country! 'The finest meal you'll ever experience'" Kagome quoted an ad she saw in a magazine. "I didn't even get to taste the wine!"
"You're underage anyway." Inuyasha said, waving his hand dismissivly. (A/N: e.e; It's not a word... I made it up)
"So are you, but that didn't keep you from tasting it I bet. And I'm barely underage. I'll be 20 in a month, I could pass to be 21..."
"Right." Inuyasha agreed, sarcastic mind you. Then, he turned around and started walking.
"Hey! Where are you going?" Kagome called, running after him.
"To eat. I'm hungry."
"Oh great! Where are we going?" ^_^
Inuyasha stopped. "We? Where are we going? I don't know where you're goin', but I'm going to Wackmonald." (A/N: *insert cricket chirps*)
"Well then, I'm going too." Kagome stated, stepping up to her full height. Even so, She was at least an inch shorter than Inuyasha... with heels. Oh well, it's the attitude that counts, right?
"Well then, I hope you have money. 'Cause I sure as hell ain't payin."
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"I swear to god Miroku, You don't even deserve to have a girlfriend! What girlfriend would stay with you anyway?! You and you're pervertedness..." (A/N: Not a word either .) Sango yelled, glaring down at her client. The lighting that could be seen from the window made it just that much more scary. Apparently, it started to storm while they were inside. Still, Miroku sat on the floor, rubbing his abused cheek and smiling all the while.
"I was only trying to snap you out of your daze. And who ever said I wanted a girlfriend? Sesshoumaru set this up, not me. I'm quite content with being my playboy self."
Sango tarred at him impassively and held out her hand to help him up. As soon as he reached for it, she pulled it away. "Don't. Try. Anything."
Miroku nodded and was pulled up. Sango looked at the clock and smiled. Probably, for the first time that afternoon. "Well, it looks like our time's up! Great to see you again and goodnight!" Sango said cheerfully, pushing Miroku out the door.
"Hey-"
"Don't call us, we'll call you. Bye!" She finished, shutting the door behind him. All hail the timepieces! Sango walked to the window and sat on the ledge, smiling. Ok... so maybe this wouldn't be so bad... Besides, it was raining. Good things always happen when it's raining... (A/N: . That's what it's like for me anyway... unless it's a Wednesday v.v nothing good happens on Wednesdays...)
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"Sesshoumaru, come one, we're supposed to go pick up Miroku." Rin called, walking into the stage area. "Sess, where are...." Rin's words died in her throat as she looked up at the stage. Sesshoumaru sat on the end of it, his feet dangling and giving her the smile only Rin received. Behind him was a table set up, complete with candles and music. Rin smiled up at him and he smiled back.
"Miroku can wait..."
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heeheeheeeheee! So many questions! So much time to wait for the answers XD What's Sesshoumaru planning? He smiles?! What about Miroku? With the Rain bring good luck for Sango?! Who knows! I do ^-~ But you don't, so ha! Sorry for taking so long ^_^; my bad. Don't even ask about Snicker Doodles -.-; That story is driving me crazy! I know what I want to happen, I just don't know how to get there.... dammit. *sigh* Whatever. It'll be out in due time. Christmas is coming up ^-~ What are ya'll getting me? Will it be good o.o And new chapter from the stories I'm reading?! HMMMMM?! *hinthint**nudgenudge**winkwink* ^-~ Until next time!