Disclaimer: I don't own rfr or any of the characters although if I did Lily and Ray would finally get together.

A/N First I would just like to say that this is my first ever attempt at parody so please don't be too harsh. I really do like this show but it has kind of gotten on my nerves lately so I thought I would just let all this negative stuff out of my system so don't blame me if it isn't all that great.

In The Cafeteria:

Grace: (talking to herself) Wow I can't believe my plan is finally working soonIwillhave finally stolen Ray from Lily. Then he will be all mineMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ray walks up behind her.

Ray: Hi sweetie pie. I didn't know I was that funny.

Grace: Oh but you are Ray. Your cute, funny, and unlike any guy I've ever met. flutters eyelashes and stares up at him adoringly

Ray: Aaaaw thanks. If I wasn't so afraid to kiss you because I'm afraid I'll hear the phone ring I'd give you a kiss.

Ray puts an arm around Grace and starts cuddling her as Lily walks up.

Grace: What the heck does your phone have to do with this Ray? By the way here comes Lily.

Ray: Oh yeah you're rightbut I'm not allowed to tell her I like her until the very last episode cause the writers of this show are determined to drag this out even longer then the love triangle.

Grace: Uh okay honey if you say so.

Lily: Hey Ray. What's up.

Ray: Nothing. Just making out with my wonderful girlfriend Gracey.

Grace: Yeah did you hear that Lily. He likes me more then you so now I can finally drop this sweet innocent act and shove the fact that I'm prettier, smarter, and funnier then you in your ugly face.

Lily: But-but...I love Ray and he secretly loves me too.

Travis walks up his arm around Bridget.

Travis: You know buddha once said that all life is suffering Lily.

Bridget: Your right T-man. You sound so sexy when you spout all those meaningless quotes. Travis and Bridget start kissing

Grace: Ooooh look Ray, a perfect time to make out in front of Lily.

Ray: But I'm secretly in love with Lily.

Grace: No your not, stupid, your in love with ME.

Ray: Yeah that works. Ray and Grace start making out

Lily starts bawling.

Waller comes up and sees the kissing couples.

Waller: You know the policy about public make out sessions. I don't like them and they make me jealous.

Lily: Me neither, sob unless they involve me and Ray. sob

Kim: I agree with you sir although I always agree with you because I can' t help being such a suck up... I mean I can't help but adore you sir.

Waller: That's better Kim. By the way when did you get here?

Kim: Oh I just finished making out, I mean talking about Cougar Radio related issues, with Robbie in the Cougar Radio booth and thought I might as well go to the cafeteria and get a refreshment.

Waller: Okay Kim you better hurry back to your heated discussion with Robbie.

Kim byes a bottle of sparkling water and walks away, Lily continues her crying, and Ray and Grace and Travis and Bridget continue to make out in the background as the credits start to roll.

A/N So what did you guys think of my first ever ( attempt at a) parody. Please review cause I would be really happy if you did.

Keeley