Enjoy the pleasures of my twisted mind. I dedicate this one to Maximum.
And yes, I have Buffy with died hair, like in Cruel Intentions, so she's no longer blonde. I don't know why, I just felt like it.
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Faith and Dawn sit watching TV in the luxurious Rome flat of Buffy Summers. They sit lounged on a beautiful white leather couch, the plasma screen TV playing music videos of some sort.
A water drop hits Faith's bare shoulder, she's wearing her trade mark white wife beater, with a blue bra under it. And we know there's a blue bra underneath because it's visible through the white cotton, but I'm guessing that was the whole point.
Faith looks up, water is dripping from ceiling. Only one way that could be happening, the tub upstairs was flooded. Which is not of the good since Buffy had taken a bottle of wine with her when she was going up to take a bath.
"Dawn," Faith barely breathes the name as she points up to the ceiling. Dawn's eyes widen.
They both race up the stairs, Faith kicking in the locked bathroom door, to find Buffy in the cream porcelain tank of a tub, the water over flowing. She's passed out with a bottle of wine still in her hand, her arms hanging over the edges, her now dark hair wet. Her eyes closed and her head tilted to the side.
Faith rushes over to her, pulling her arms and trying to get her up and out, not bothering to turn off the water flow. Buffy snaps awake and struggles out of Faith arms going under. She comes back up sputtering and looking rather peeved. Until she notices the faucet still on and the water over flowing onto the tiled flow. The dark chestnut color of the walls, the tub in the middle of the room, and bubbles and water two inches deep on the floor.
"Oh shit!" she gasps, leaning forward to shut the water off. Faith is looking at her almost awkwardly. "Come on B, lets get you out of this tub," She reaches down to grab Buffy under the arms to pull her out, the dyed brunette makes several protests and manages to slip out of Faith's arms.
"Let me go F!" she gripes slipping under the water again. She came sputtering up like before again and glaring at Faith. "Dawn go get her a towel please," the rouge slayer says turning to Buffy's sister.
"K," Dawn mumbles, grateful to get out of the room that was quickly filling with tension coming off the two slayers in waves.
"Damn B come on, you don't need to be passing out in the tub," she grabs for Buffy's arms, still trying to pull her out.
"If you don't stop tugging on me I'm gonna pull you in here with me," the older slayer snaps at Faith splashing water around in an attempt to get Faith to back off. Now Faith was wet, her white shirt showing everything underneath, and her face wearing an oddly amused expression.
"Fine then," says Faith, stripping off her top.
Buffy's eyes bulge, "What!?"
"Well you said you were gonna pull me in there with ya, and I said okay, so move over rover," the dark slayer smirks wickedly at her while Buffy seems to be at a loss of words. Her mouth is doing the fish thing.
Faith finishes striping off her clothes and hops in the tub with Buffy. The former blonde blushes and looks anywhere other than Faith.
The Dark slayer stretches out, taking up as much room possible to make Buffy that much more uncomfortable.
"Faith get out!" the partly drunken slayer looks at Faith pleadingly, "please?"
The brunette only smirks, "Nope,"
Buffy kicks Faith's leg under the water with her own, Faith responds by pinching the other girl's calf. "Faith please get out,"
"You're the drunk one Blondie you get out,"
Buffy splashes water at Faith again, looking angry. Before they know it they're wrestling in the tub. You know what I'm talking about, a sexy hot naked girl fight in water. Faith grabs Buffy's legs in attempt to pull her closer, tickling on her mind. "Ticklish B?" she asks. Buffy wants no part in that and rises up out of the water and straddles Faith's legs. The younger woman's eyes widen and the distraction is enough for Buffy to get her hands on Faith's shoulders. Buffy glares and shoves Faith's head under water.
This of course, is when Dawn comes back into the room with Buffy's towel.
"Buffy?" she says questioningly.
Buffy looks up with a deer caught in the head lights expression on her face. The distraction allows for Faith to come up for air.
Faith sees this as an opportunity for making Buffy VERY uncomfortable, and reaches up to grab Buffy's shoulders and pulls the older slayer down on top of her.
Buffy does some under water yelping along with some very slippery and frantic movement and scrambles off Faith to slam back into the end of the tub.
Oh my god, full body-contact with Faith, oh my god, the naked body of Faith pressed against the naked body of me. Oh my god, naked full body contact, wet slippery bodies touching. Bodies of Faith and I were touching, fully touching. And wet and slippery and naked, oh my god..
Faith leans in to look at the older slayer, snapping her fingers in front of her face. That doesn't work, so Faith does the first thing that comes to mind and slaps her.
Buffy snaps out of her daze and tries to jump back, only managing in smacking her head against the water faucet. "Ow!"
Now Dawn's eyes are bulging because a very naked Faith is in the tub with her very naked sister. "Faith! What the hell are you doing? You were supposed to be getting her out of the tub, not joining her!"
Faith just smirks looking rather proud of herself, after being pinned naked in a tub under Buffy, "Hey, I got an invite,"
Buffy glares at her, "Faith that wasn't an invite it was a threat!"
"Sounded like an invite to me," the slayers begin bantering back and forth again as Dawn slips out, unbeknownst to them.
She comes back in the room with a video camera.
"Hey Buffy, say cheese!" Dawn cries pressing record button and training the camera on the tub and the two slayers in it.
Buffy looks wide-eyed at the camera, yelps and ducks under water.
Faith says "Hey B look you're on candid camera," she then reaches down to pull Buffy back up to the surface.
Faith eyes go wide and she pulls her hands back as Buffy comes up choking and sputtering wide-eyed and looking rather pissed at Faith.
"Faith watch what you're grabbing!"
"I was aiming for your shoulders," Faith cries, almost looking embarrassed.
"Those were not my shoulders," Buffy snaps, glaring and crossing her arms under the water.
"Yeah I realized that."
Dawn blushes through her smirk behind the camera.
Buffy pouts and looks at Dawn, "Would you please turn that thing off?"
"Nope," Dawn replies. Unknowingly mimicking Faith's response to Buffy asking her to get out of the tub. Faith smirks and winks at Buffy. Who just glares and grabs Faith's knees to move them, they happen to be way to close to her for Buffy's liking.
Faith just raises her legs and rests her feet on both of Buffy's shoulder's, noticing the former blonde's cheeks go about three shades more red than they were before.
Water and bubbles cover all the goodies, but the image is enough to make Dawn blush as well, though she's smirking just as hard. And trying so, so hard not to laugh at her sister's facial expressions.
"Oh my god," Buffy whines at Faith, looking exasperated, she sinks her head under the water. Faith just watches her, chuckling at the older slayer's discomfort. Buffy's knees breach the surface of the water as she slides under. Her knees rubbing against Faith's.
I can't believe this, Faith you are so irritating! God, I need a drink.
Buffy comes back up and reaches over the tub's side to the floor, using her other hand to cover anything that might come out of the water with her. Faith moves her feet from Buffy shoulders to her sides. The blonde throws her a look then resumes her search for the wine bottle. She finds it and takes a large swig.
"You do realize next time we spar I am so getting you back for this,"
Faith leers at Buffy, taking her usual flirtation up a step, stroking Buffy's leg with her fingertips. She is very aware of the camera and has the incredible need to show off her skills at irritating Buffy.
"Oh come on B, couple more swallows of that wine and you won't mind nearly as much," Faith smirks as Buffy's jaw drops at the audacious-ness that is Faith, as the dark slayer moves her hand up Buffy's leg, getting closer to the older slayer's thigh.
She watches Buffy gulp, then tip up the wine bottle and start chugging it.
Faith looks over to Dawn who's blushing about the color of red's hair but has a grin on her face the size of Jupiter. "Hey Daybreak, how 'boot you go see what's on TV, I think there was a special on Antonio Banderas coming up."
Dawn shuts off the camera and smirks, then leaves, closing the door behind her. "I wonder how much I could sell this for?" she thinks out loud as she goes down stairs to call Willow. This was going to be a fun conversation.
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I'm so evil.