Before the flames and insults come, I just want to say that I am sooo sorry that you guys had to wait such a long time for this update! Really I am! When I gave you that cliffie last week, I was expecting to update the next day, but my mom's in college and she's always on it, so my time on it is very limited. I'm sorry guys, please don't hate me! Okay, anywayz, I had to rewrite this chapter again, cause I got this hilarious review that gave me an awesome idea!cough Ryunosuke-samacough Yeah, so that also killed down on my update time, okay well it's finally here, hope you guys like it, muah!
Yay, finally the long awaited replies!
crazy-writer-girl- Okay, how did loopy tie in with snorting crack? Explain to me, please I'm confused! I'm sorry to disappoint you on my 'quick' update, but hopefully my next one wilkl be quicker. I didn't know you were in Florida! Hmm, hope your okay, and hope you stay that way! Oh and I'll be waiting for your email! Love , your now concerned buddy!
AngelofLight- Sorry to disappoint, but I don't think it's who you want it to be, wink wink! I completely agree with you, Inuyasha is way to cute to die!! I don't remember calling myself that! Hmm, your trying to trick me, aren't you?! You big meanie monster!hehe! Loveable one though don't worry!
KOGA'sgurl- I am a complete idiot, huh? I am soo stupid!! Ugh! oh if anybody's reading this, it' kinda to me, so just pass on by this, aky? I'm just being wierd here.
Trunksgrl87- Your back!! I was wondering where you were! Where'd ya go on your vacation? Somewhere fun, huh? Ugh fine, just leave me here! just kidding. Well, happy your back safe and sound, and I'm soo gald that you read the rest of my story! Happy you like it, I tried my best! I deserve a gold star, or a vacation, hint hint! I'm sorry you had to wait so long, not much of a welcoming present huh? Awww, your so sweet! Thanks for that, you just made me blush! hehe!
Valese- Another old friend of mine! But I can relate, I've been soo busy too, that I feel like a freakin' 40 year old, problems included! Anywayz, I don't think your expecting the answer to this cliffy, but hope you like it anywayz! Okay then, I'll be waiting for your review, because I know your not gonna ditch me again...Right?
Ryunosuke-sama- This chapter is dedicated to you, just so you know. After reading your review, I was cracking up! Cause of you, I had to make a few changes to my story, but I hope the long wait was worth it...Aww I feel so loved, I'm happy you like my story! I'll try my best to make many more chapters, though it's going to end soon, sniff, but my updates won't be so long I hope. HHHHuHHH, are you threatening me? That's not nice, but what makes you so sure that I think his transformations are bad, those are nothing compared to mine, have you ever seen a pissed off girl before, now that's scary! Yours don't scare me either! Plus, my daddy is scarier than the boogy man, so watch out! hehe, oh I mean GR!
demonchik39- I did to! I gave you my email adress, but here it is(again) Yeah, I'm not surprised that you had to hear that music to get all depressed. Your story is very sad and depressing, but it's very good! I don't think fluffy is the right word to describe my chapter, sexy now that's the word! Sorry, but I've been usinbg that word all day today, it just stuck with me. Anoter threat?! Do people hate me? I feel so unloved now! But you see, can't kill me, if you do the same thing, Miss Cut Your Story Off Right When It Was Getting Good! Greta, I'll love to help you out! Okay a little late on that update, but that's okay, I just got done telling you about doing the same thing your telling another person not to do, I'm such a hypocrite! Yup, kinda long, but it's okay, I like your reviews! well, love ya, wirte back soon!
Inu-babe666- Wouldn't bet my life on it...hmmm...again sorry to disappiont with my update, but hopefully you'll love this one too! Laterz!
Okay done with that, on with my story!
Chapter 23(i think)
Two little fuzzy orange ears peeped through the door, and in crawled a very smug looking Buyo. It seemed that he was trying to catch the attention of Kagome, but all she was trying to catch was her breath. Her hand was on her chest, which was gasping for breath, and going up and down at a very alarming rate. Inuyasha's eyes were glued to the orange cat, now climbing on top of Kagome's bed. Meowing and purring, he didn't seem to have a worry in the world. Inuyasha finally unglued his attention from Buyo, and placed it upon Kagome's. She seemed to be having a heart attack, and he gently touched her arm. Jumping slightly, she looked down at Inuyasha and blushed deeply. It seemed that the vixen had gone into hiding again.
"I'm going to kill you cat." Inuyasha whispered to himself, as Kagome slowly got off of him. She stood up, adjusting her skirt, the same one she had worn since the day she arrived back at her time. She probably didn't look her best, with everything going on, and the fact that she hadn't bathed in at least two days. Inuyasha stood up after her and gazed at Kagome, who seemed to be trying to smell her hair. He smiled and walked over to her, going behind her and giving her a warm and friendly hug. Kagome let go of her hair and went to wrap her arms around those around her body. The couple, now looking more decent, thought about what had just happened. Kagome needed to know what Inuyasha thought.
"Inuyasha?" An uncertain voice called out to him.
"What is it Kagome?" He answered back, trying to sound as comforting as he could.
"I think we need to talk about a few things." She mumbled, barely even audible, if not for Inuyasha's strong sense of hearing. He knew that this was going to be some conversation, but he wasn't about to chicken out over this, no way, if it meant staying here to support Kagome, then he wasn't moving.
"I'm listening, Kagome." He replied. She let out a sigh of relief, hugging his arms tighter. She was happy he didn't just fly out the window trying to avoid her. She turned in his arms so that they were facing each other, her cat meowing in the background. Then she remembered what she had gone over in her head.
"Can you wait for a while? I think I should take a bath first." She was bright pink, eyes dodging his, not wanting to make herself look even stupider than what she sounded like. He froze for a minute, and then unconsciously sniffed the top of her head. Looking back down at her shocked and red face, he mentally slapped himself.
"INUYHASHA!!" She screamed at him, and then stormed out of her room, not before leaving him with a last impression though. "SIT!!" Was heard right before the sound of a slamming door, then heavy footsteps, and another slam. The house shook with the second slam, waking all its residents.
Kagome sunk into the warm water, and sighed. "This is perfect. I missed my baths." She smiled, her eyes closed, and head back so that her hair was dipping into the steaming water. Her arms came up onto the tub's edges and her head soon relaxed upon them as well, feet stroking through the water ever so lightly, Kagome enjoying the feel of the water weaving through her legs, caressing her skin. Not a single thought ruined her heavenly dream, until she heard a loud and frightened MEOW! And a screech from no one else but Inuyasha. Cursing loudly, her head came up from its temporary pillow, allowing her to see the shadows of feet racing across the hallway from under the door's crack. Then the curses and meows and little scratching sounds came, giving Kagome a perfect picture of what was going on outside the bathrooms door.
"Hm! This is ridiculous! I can't even take a nice bath in my own house without being interrupted! That's it. INUYASHA! Sit boy!!" She yelled out the last part, grinning happily to herself upon hearing the oh-so-lovely sound of Inuyasha crashing down to the floor. Music to her ears in her opinion. She could hear his protests and curses, along with colorful insults. "Try to get up, and the floor's the only thing you'll be kissing." She smugly went back to the rest of her bath, enjoying it since she didn't know the next time she'll have this privilege.
Finally after a long hour of waiting, Inuyasha heard the door open, Kagome appearing with a towel wrapped around her body and one on top of her head, holding her soaked hair. She was adjusting it so that it wouldn't fall, and her other hand was holding the one draped around her body. Her body glistening with drops of water, she was glowing, and an intoxicating aroma billowing all around her. Inuyasha's eyes traveled up her legs, around her stomach, slowly climbing up her chest and then to her beautiful face, stubborn strands framing her face and snaking down her neck. She was positively radiant, and she smelled good a bonus in Inuyasha's book. Steam was escaping from the bathroom, floating around her giving her a bit of mystery and her rosy pink skin and cheeks were just enough to drive Inuyasha crazy.
"Uh, Inuyasha, you mind getting up off the floor? I appreciate your devotion to staying on my good side, but you're sorta in my way." She flashed him a polite DUH! Smile, and then stepped over him hastily, tired of him just staring up at her soundlessly gawking at her legs every now and then. She arrghed at him and closed her bedroom door, not about to let him in there while she was naked. He might have been lucky enough to sleep with her (and only sleep, your dirty birdies out there!) but she wasn't going to let him have a little peep show. "Inuyasha, you can get up now." She said through her closed door. Inuyasha's head bent down in shame, here was the great and almighty Inuyasha, wielder of the Tetsuiga(?) dragged down to the floor in a pathetic situation just because a young, human girl snapped her fingers, or in this case said a certain word, ordering him to stay. Pathetic, right? But who else was lucky enough to have spent a night with a gorgeous and amazing young woman, and in her bed to say the least, huh? Who? Yup, no one but the one on the floor, that's right! Inuyasha grinned and stood a smug smile now gracing his lips, eyes glazing over at the pure thought of it.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome was standing at her door; hand on the doorknob, the other holding a brush. Inuyasha glanced over at her, and then looked up to the Heavens.
"Thank-you." He whispered and then looked back at her. She was dressed in a short black skirt with a light, pink, spaghetti strap shirt with lace on the top of it. Hair in a high ponytail, almost like Sango's, held up with a pink ribbon in a bow, and nothing but lip gloss for make-up, she looked casual, but beautiful nonetheless. She was showing plenty of skin with her long slender legs, and her shirt doing its job of not letting anything spill out, she was showing skin, but just enough to leave plenty to the imagination. Imagination being one of Inuyasha's strong suits in this particular case. Kagome put the brush down on her dresser, and walked out of her room, walking towards Inuyasha who had stared at her since she had come out.
"You like?" She said softly, now right in front of him. He nodded and looked her up and down once more, and nodded again. She glanced down at her outfit, and smiled brilliantly back at him. "We still need to have that talk Inuyasha-" She was interrupted by a low growl coming from Inuyasha's stomach. He grinned stupidly at her, and shrugged, putting his hand on his still growling stomach. "I guess your stomach has its own plans. How about we go and grab a bite to eat first, and then we'll talk? Is that alright with you?" She asked the last question with very noticeable sarcasm, and he gave her a look, making her turn to hide her smile. But then a grin crossed his face.
"Do you have Ramen?" Inuyasha asked hopefully. She laughed and nodded. He smiled a big, huge smile, and started towards the kitchen.
"Ugh, it's as if he loves Ramen more than me." Kagome mumbled to her self, and followed Inuyasha down the stairs. He seemed to know his way pretty well, because by the time she reached the kitchen he was already searching through the cabinets sniffing every one along the way. Then he let out an AHA! And opened the third cabinet exposing a whole section filled with Ramen. His eyes glistened and his moth drooled over the counter. Kagome giggled, and went over to the drooling Inuyasha.
"I have an idea, how about I cook it first, before we start eating it." She grabbed the pack out of Inuyasha's hand, positioned straight for his mouth. He let out a whine, and grabbed for the pack, but only got air, Kagome now at the stove, taking out a pot and filling it with water. He gave her his best puppy look, but of course, he was put down.
"Stupid...hate you...feh!" He crossed his arms, and muttered little things here and there. Kagome gave him a warning glare, and he just keh'd and looked away, nose high in the air. Now the old Inuyasha was back, furious that someone had gotten between him and his delicious Ramen.
"Inuyasha, if you were just a little bit more patient, things wouldn't seem so bad." She said while pouring the Ramen in the boiling water, steam rising. He stayed silent for a while, but then turned and gave her an it's-not-my-fault-look.
"I'm not impatient; I just don't like to wait for stuff. I've always been like that so don't go telling me off now." He humphed and turned.
"Inuyasha. That's the same thing!!" She talked back, voice rising to a yell. He turned towards her again, and stomped over to her, and looked her dead in the eyes.
"No it's not!! I just don't like to wait for food, or little girls who can't do anything on time!!" He yelled back.
"Are you talking about me?!" She asked loudly, giving him an-oh-no-he-didn't-look. Pretty pissed off.
"Noo! I'm talking about your NEIGHBOR!! DUH!!" He crossed his arms across his chest again, and peered at her.
"Don't get sarcastic with me!! And I am not always late!! You're a complete LIAR!!" She glared at him and put her hands on her hips. Skirt bouncing along with her movements.
"I'm not a liar, you stupid girl!! Telling the truth is not lying! And you could say that you're not late. But there are plenty of other things you aren't perfect at!!" His eyes held a devilish glint, and his smile grew into a mischievous one.
"I'm not stupid! And I know I'm not perfect, but at least I'm closer to it than you are!! You're probably the farthest thing from perfect! You jerk!!" She was really pissed off now.
"You little...Fine, I might not be close to being perfect, but at least I don't...SMELL!!" He had gone pretty far, but this was the icing on the cake, and then cake was about to blow up in his face.
"Urgghhh! You stupid jerk! You fat dough head! You insensitive ass!! I hate you!! And you don't smell so good your self either!" An idea suddenly popped into her head, and a grin grew on her face. He won't be smelling so good after I'm through with him. She walked over calmly to her refrigerator and opened it, taking out a nice pie and some water bottles, filled with icy water. She smiled at him, giving her the best puppy god eyes she could, without looking evil. "Okay, I'm sorry; I didn't mean to say all of those things. Forgive me?" He was staring at her suspiciously, but after her little eyes and bright smile, he reluctantly nodded. Turning to the sink to hide his smirk of triumph, he didn't see Kagome reach down for the pie. "Great! I'm glad you forgave ME!" With her last words, he turned to see why she had yelled, and got a smacked with a face full of pie and frosting. Caught of guard he backed up into the sink trying not to lose his balance, and fell after slipping on water. His butt slammed hard on the tile floor, and a loud yelp was heard from beneath the layer of frosting. He stayed that way, listening to Kagome's laughs and giggles. Finally after enough, he stood wiped some off his face, and smirked at her.
"It's important we share Kagome." He aid lowly and ran towards her, she screamed and was caught by Inuyasha, his hand smearing pie all over her face. She shut her mouth, and closed her eyes, falling back into his arms. Letting her go, Inuyasha laughed at her now on the floor, legs bent, so that her knees were sticking up, and her hands beside her. Her skirt, not doing its job very well, flew everywhere when she fell causing Inuyasha to get red in the face, but he kept on laughing.
"You jerk!! That's not fair!" Kagome wiped the cream of her face and glared at Inuyasha, but he could tell that she was dying to laugh.
"How is that not fair?" He asked, as if she was asking a stupid question.
"Because your not suppose to do it back!" She complained loudly, and threw her arms up and then down to the floor. He stared at her, a smirk on his face, and he sighed.
"Fine, sorry! There happy. Come on I'll help you up." He extended his hand, and she took her head down, but then in a flash she pulled him down and she looked up a mischievous smile on her face. Inuyasha fell next to her, and she quickly stood up. Taking a quick chance, she fixed her skirt and then ran to the kitchen counter, grabbed a water bottle, and opened the sports cap. She smiled down at Inuyasha and winked at him.
"I forgive you." She squeezed the bottle and a stream of water flew out of the cap straight at Inuyasha. At first he didn't know what she was doing, but after seeing the water coming towards him, he stood up, faster than Kagome could notice, and was behind her in an instant, grabbing the bottle out of her hands and squeezing all of the water out of it. She squealed at his speed and his sudden hold, and spinning around she managed to pour the last of the water in his face. She broke out laughing, and holding her stomach she pointed at his face. His eyes wide open he was surprised and then he smiled a smile even the devil would have been afraid of. She stopped and watched him strut over to the counter snatching another bottle of icy water. Kagome put her hands up in front of her.
"Inuyasha, don't! I promise I won't do it anymore! Inuyasha plea-" Her sentence was cut short, water squirting at her face and into her mouth. She quickly shut it, and turned away from Inuyasha, yelping and screaming at the feel of the icy cold water soaking her. "Brrr!" She was completely soaked and so was the kitchen floor. Inuyasha was smirking his head off, happy with his results. The bottle now empty, she took her chance. Running towards the counter, she grabbed another bottle, and opened it, but by that time Inuyasha had gotten the other one. She groaned, knowing that she would most likely loose, but as long as she got him back it'll be worth it.
"So, you wanna play, do ya? Fine, let's just see who ends up crying afterwards." Inuyasha teased. Kagome gave him an evil glare, and smiled.
"OH, don't worry I promise I won't make you cry." Saying that she ran towards him, and squeezed the bottle as hard as she could, crushing it. The water poured out, and his whole face and hair were soaked, clothes wet as well. He tried to push the bottle away but the water got into his eyes and he couldn't see. But feeling for the cap he took it off, and dumped all of the water down her shirt. She squealed and stood on her tiptoes, arching her back to try and escape from the cold water dripping down her back. Inuyasha watched her squirm, and laughed, not aware of the water going down his pants. It was cold, sure but he was too wrapped up laughing at Kagome. She stepped back and walked over the water on the floor.
"Ahhhh!" She slipped on the water and falling down she shrieked out, trying to get her balance back. Inuyasha reached for her, and ended up slipping as well. He fell down next to Kagome, his arm around her waist. She was groaning, her butt now sore after falling on it twice already. Inuyasha's face was buried in a mixture of pie cream, and water, and tile. Kagome tried to get up, but Inuyasha's arm was holding her down, and it wasn't the lightest thing in the world at that moment. Just then Kagome heard voices come into the kitchen, and then gasps and giggles were heard from the kitchen entrance. Two figures appeared from above the counter, and Kagome looked at both.
"Hey guys."
Well at least this one isn't short, right? It might not have drama like I promised, but it's long and cute, and it's your update so you have to like it! No just playing. Well, my lovely readers, and reviewers, you know what to do! Send me your love and opinions! No flames though, my story would just die if it was flamed, but who wouldn't die if they were flamed, I mean fire, HOT!
