AN: I'm really, really sorry I haven't updated in, like, forever, but I've had head rushes for other things. But, now, I'm having a head rush for this chapter. Okay, really dirty joke at the beginning of this chapter, but that's what teens do. We tell dirty jokes, don't we? (author hears crickets chirping) Okay, maybe you teens don't want to admit it, but we SO do. You HAVE to agree, at least deep, deep down. Okay, enough, just read the story.
Faith Kingsley - That's funny. I bet you do kind of resemble a drunken chicken. JK! See, I am updating. Thanks!
CharmedMilliE - Thanks.
OTHCharmedFreak - I'm sorry for the delay, but I'm updating now! Thanks!
charmedmel32 - Um... I don't want to say anything, but who said they were actually going to get there? I have a huge plan for this, and thanks for the review!
winter blaze - Sry I didn't do that, but I am now! Thanks!
piperleo4eva - Don't worry, there will be P/L fluff, as well as all the other 'ships fluff. I do love the word update, it sounds really cool. Thanks for reviewing!
charmed-greek - Oh, I'm sorry that it you were in a bad mood, and I will update that fic soon. I'm almost done the next chapter. Thanks!
AsherSmasher - Oh, thank you so much for the appreciation. (sarcasm) Thanks for reviewing!
Magical Princess - Oh, Phoebe is thirteen and Piper is sixteen. Yups. Thanks!
Gryffindor620 - Thanks, and that could have happened. I mean, Piper had to promise Grams that meal and everything, so she could have. Thanks!
Padme the 2nd - Really interesting name, and thanks for reviewing!
Now, chapter 3...
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"Swimsuits?"
"Check." "Check." "Check."
"Sunscreen?"
"Check." "Check." "Check."
"Condoms?"
"Check." "Check." "Check. Wait, NO!"
It was a week later, and the four Halliwell sisters were finishing up their packing extravaganza. Piper was reading off of a checklist that their Grams had made for their trip, and the other three sisters were checking their suitcases.
Piper laughed out loud at the last comment, while Phoebe huffed. Prue and Paige looked back and forth between the middle sisters, confused about their reactions. They both jumped when Piper fell to the floor, laughing so hard she couldn't stand. Phoebe suddenly joined in the laughter, but wasn't to the same point as Piper was. "Guys, what...?" Prue asked. "Condoms." Phoebe let out between bursts of laughter, sounding very out of breath. Prue and Paige's eyes widened when they realized what they had said earlier. They joined their sisters in laughing their brains out. They could not BELIEVE that they had gotten into such a rhythm that they had said 'check' to THAT.
Just then, their Grams walked into the room, as she was alerted by the ruckus. "What is going on in here?" she asked. "We're bringing condoms." Paige said cheerily, and all four of them laughed even harder. Grams' eyes widened at that. "What?" she asked. "Don't worry Grams, I'm not." Piper said, laughing while she was 'reassuring' her grandmother.
Grams realized that her granddaughters were just joking. Well, she HOPED they were just joking. "Girls, did you finish the list?" she asked. "Yeah, we did." Piper said, handing her grandmother the piece of paper. She had finally calmed down, but her sisters were still spontaneously sniggering. "Good." Grams said, and walked out of the room.
"Okay, so you guys ready for HAWAII?" Piper asked enthusiastically. "YES!" her sisters squealed. "Okay!" Piper said, her voice sounding similar to a cheerleader's. "Let's close our suitcases!" Prue shouted, mocking excitement. The four looked over to their suitcases. Each one of them was filled past the limit with clothes, make-up, and other various girly items. The airline had only allowed one suitcase per person, so the girls all had a hard time fitting everything in them. "Let's get this over with." Piper said, and the four headed over to their respective suitcases.
A few minutes later, only Phoebe had her suitcase closed. The other three sisters were still struggling with trying to keep the top down while they were latching it. "Oh, that is so unfair!" Paige shouted, trying once again to sit on her suitcase to get the top closed. "Yeah, you're like super girl. You're super strong." Piper said, and pressed down on her suitcase. "I know, I'm Wonder Woman! I wish I could fly too." Phoebe said, a look of contemplation on her face.
"Okay, Diana, how about you come over here and give your weak sis a hand?" Piper asked. "Sure, brainy sidekick." Phoebe said jokingly, and closed her sister's suitcase with ease. "Now, that's just not fair." Piper said, looking at the closed suitcase. "Yes, it is." Phoebe argued, and easily closed both Prue and Paige's suitcases.
"Girls, it's time to go!"
The four sisters made eye contact when they heard their grandmother's voice. Their eyes immediately lit up. "I guess it's time for us to go on our first family trip, like, ever." Phoebe said excitedly. "Damn, I didn't want to go." Piper said sarcastically. "Piper, don't cuss." Prue scolded. All three of her younger sisters stared at her. "Are you serious?" Paige asked. "It's a lost cause." Phoebe said. Prue smiled. "I guess you're right." she said, and ran out the door, her suitcase in tow. "Hey!" Piper yelled, and ran after her older sister, her suitcase with her as well. "Not that I mind, but do you think she'll ever stop?" Phoebe asked. "Nope. You?" Paige asked. "Not a chance." Phoebe responded, and the two sisters headed out of the door.
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"Hey, Piper."
Grams had said goodbye to her four granddaughters at security, and the four sisters had just arrived at their gate, greeted by Leo.
"Hey, you." she said, and he pulled her in for a kiss. As soon as their lips parted, Phoebe said "Hello, guys! Where are the guys?" "Oh, yeah." Piper said, blushing a little bit. "They're over at the frozen yogurt stand a bit down the airport." Leo said, pointing down the hall. "Thanks. We'll just wait till they get back." Prue said, and she, Phoebe, Paige sat down in three nearby seats. Leo sat down in a seat across from them, and Piper sat in his lap. She leaned back into him, and he ran his fingers through her hair. The pecked each other on the lips again. "You know, I always wonder how you two don't get arrested from all the PDA you do." Phoebe said jokingly. Piper playfully glared at her, and Leo hugged her close.
Just then, the other three boys arrived back. "Hey, Prue." Andy said, and pulled her into a passionate kiss. After they parted, Prue turned to Phoebe. "Is that enough PDA for you?" she asked. "Yeah, but it's not nearly as much as Piper and Leo." Phoebe answered. Piper reached across the small aisle and lightly smacked Phoebe upside the head. "Hey, what'd you do that for?" Phoebe asked, holding the back of her head. Piper just rolled her eyes in response.
"First-Class boarding call for flight 8365 to Honolulu, Hawaii."
"That's us." Andy said, and he picked up his carry-on. "It is?" Prue asked, picking up her purse as well. She looked around, and everyone else was also dealing with picking up their purses, backpacks, and briefcases. "You didn't tell us we had THAT good of seats." Paige said. "Well, it's a contest. Do you think that so many people would have replied if they had offered Economy Class seats?" Andy asked. "No." Billy replied. "Good boy." Phoebe said, and pinched his cheek. "Don't do that." Billy said, and Phoebe let go. "But you're such a good boy!" Phoebe said, and pinched his cheek again. The group walked down the small passage to the airplane, all laughing.
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AN: I'm sorry this is so short, but I'm having a head rush for the next chapter, so expect that soon! Again, sorry about the slow updating, but I'm busy! Please, please review, and this is after a song by Krystal!
Faith Kingsley - That's funny. I bet you do kind of resemble a drunken chicken. JK! See, I am updating. Thanks!
CharmedMilliE - Thanks.
OTHCharmedFreak - I'm sorry for the delay, but I'm updating now! Thanks!
charmedmel32 - Um... I don't want to say anything, but who said they were actually going to get there? I have a huge plan for this, and thanks for the review!
winter blaze - Sry I didn't do that, but I am now! Thanks!
piperleo4eva - Don't worry, there will be P/L fluff, as well as all the other 'ships fluff. I do love the word update, it sounds really cool. Thanks for reviewing!
charmed-greek - Oh, I'm sorry that it you were in a bad mood, and I will update that fic soon. I'm almost done the next chapter. Thanks!
AsherSmasher - Oh, thank you so much for the appreciation. (sarcasm) Thanks for reviewing!
Magical Princess - Oh, Phoebe is thirteen and Piper is sixteen. Yups. Thanks!
Gryffindor620 - Thanks, and that could have happened. I mean, Piper had to promise Grams that meal and everything, so she could have. Thanks!
Padme the 2nd - Really interesting name, and thanks for reviewing!
Now, chapter 3...
T:T:T:T
"Swimsuits?"
"Check." "Check." "Check."
"Sunscreen?"
"Check." "Check." "Check."
"Condoms?"
"Check." "Check." "Check. Wait, NO!"
It was a week later, and the four Halliwell sisters were finishing up their packing extravaganza. Piper was reading off of a checklist that their Grams had made for their trip, and the other three sisters were checking their suitcases.
Piper laughed out loud at the last comment, while Phoebe huffed. Prue and Paige looked back and forth between the middle sisters, confused about their reactions. They both jumped when Piper fell to the floor, laughing so hard she couldn't stand. Phoebe suddenly joined in the laughter, but wasn't to the same point as Piper was. "Guys, what...?" Prue asked. "Condoms." Phoebe let out between bursts of laughter, sounding very out of breath. Prue and Paige's eyes widened when they realized what they had said earlier. They joined their sisters in laughing their brains out. They could not BELIEVE that they had gotten into such a rhythm that they had said 'check' to THAT.
Just then, their Grams walked into the room, as she was alerted by the ruckus. "What is going on in here?" she asked. "We're bringing condoms." Paige said cheerily, and all four of them laughed even harder. Grams' eyes widened at that. "What?" she asked. "Don't worry Grams, I'm not." Piper said, laughing while she was 'reassuring' her grandmother.
Grams realized that her granddaughters were just joking. Well, she HOPED they were just joking. "Girls, did you finish the list?" she asked. "Yeah, we did." Piper said, handing her grandmother the piece of paper. She had finally calmed down, but her sisters were still spontaneously sniggering. "Good." Grams said, and walked out of the room.
"Okay, so you guys ready for HAWAII?" Piper asked enthusiastically. "YES!" her sisters squealed. "Okay!" Piper said, her voice sounding similar to a cheerleader's. "Let's close our suitcases!" Prue shouted, mocking excitement. The four looked over to their suitcases. Each one of them was filled past the limit with clothes, make-up, and other various girly items. The airline had only allowed one suitcase per person, so the girls all had a hard time fitting everything in them. "Let's get this over with." Piper said, and the four headed over to their respective suitcases.
A few minutes later, only Phoebe had her suitcase closed. The other three sisters were still struggling with trying to keep the top down while they were latching it. "Oh, that is so unfair!" Paige shouted, trying once again to sit on her suitcase to get the top closed. "Yeah, you're like super girl. You're super strong." Piper said, and pressed down on her suitcase. "I know, I'm Wonder Woman! I wish I could fly too." Phoebe said, a look of contemplation on her face.
"Okay, Diana, how about you come over here and give your weak sis a hand?" Piper asked. "Sure, brainy sidekick." Phoebe said jokingly, and closed her sister's suitcase with ease. "Now, that's just not fair." Piper said, looking at the closed suitcase. "Yes, it is." Phoebe argued, and easily closed both Prue and Paige's suitcases.
"Girls, it's time to go!"
The four sisters made eye contact when they heard their grandmother's voice. Their eyes immediately lit up. "I guess it's time for us to go on our first family trip, like, ever." Phoebe said excitedly. "Damn, I didn't want to go." Piper said sarcastically. "Piper, don't cuss." Prue scolded. All three of her younger sisters stared at her. "Are you serious?" Paige asked. "It's a lost cause." Phoebe said. Prue smiled. "I guess you're right." she said, and ran out the door, her suitcase in tow. "Hey!" Piper yelled, and ran after her older sister, her suitcase with her as well. "Not that I mind, but do you think she'll ever stop?" Phoebe asked. "Nope. You?" Paige asked. "Not a chance." Phoebe responded, and the two sisters headed out of the door.
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"Hey, Piper."
Grams had said goodbye to her four granddaughters at security, and the four sisters had just arrived at their gate, greeted by Leo.
"Hey, you." she said, and he pulled her in for a kiss. As soon as their lips parted, Phoebe said "Hello, guys! Where are the guys?" "Oh, yeah." Piper said, blushing a little bit. "They're over at the frozen yogurt stand a bit down the airport." Leo said, pointing down the hall. "Thanks. We'll just wait till they get back." Prue said, and she, Phoebe, Paige sat down in three nearby seats. Leo sat down in a seat across from them, and Piper sat in his lap. She leaned back into him, and he ran his fingers through her hair. The pecked each other on the lips again. "You know, I always wonder how you two don't get arrested from all the PDA you do." Phoebe said jokingly. Piper playfully glared at her, and Leo hugged her close.
Just then, the other three boys arrived back. "Hey, Prue." Andy said, and pulled her into a passionate kiss. After they parted, Prue turned to Phoebe. "Is that enough PDA for you?" she asked. "Yeah, but it's not nearly as much as Piper and Leo." Phoebe answered. Piper reached across the small aisle and lightly smacked Phoebe upside the head. "Hey, what'd you do that for?" Phoebe asked, holding the back of her head. Piper just rolled her eyes in response.
"First-Class boarding call for flight 8365 to Honolulu, Hawaii."
"That's us." Andy said, and he picked up his carry-on. "It is?" Prue asked, picking up her purse as well. She looked around, and everyone else was also dealing with picking up their purses, backpacks, and briefcases. "You didn't tell us we had THAT good of seats." Paige said. "Well, it's a contest. Do you think that so many people would have replied if they had offered Economy Class seats?" Andy asked. "No." Billy replied. "Good boy." Phoebe said, and pinched his cheek. "Don't do that." Billy said, and Phoebe let go. "But you're such a good boy!" Phoebe said, and pinched his cheek again. The group walked down the small passage to the airplane, all laughing.
T:T:T:T
AN: I'm sorry this is so short, but I'm having a head rush for the next chapter, so expect that soon! Again, sorry about the slow updating, but I'm busy! Please, please review, and this is after a song by Krystal!
