NJ: Ok, this idea has been bugging me for a while so I thought I'd give it
a go.
Summary: Kurama, Yukina and Botan have had enough of being teased because they're so good and law abiding. But what if Yukina gets a devilish idea? Something to do with a ningen holiday called 'April Fools Day' and a lot of black? I think her twin is rubbing off on her.
NJ: sitting in the dark at her laptop writing fanfiction If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, do you think I would be doing this? Two words: FAN FICTION.
Hiei: For those of you who are still oblivious idiots indicates Kuwabak- I mean Kuwabara . - Here's the disclaimer
Disclaimer: Neko-Jinx owns nothing except for her own characters who probably won't appear anywhere in this story, except for maybe the author notes.
NJ: T-T I own n-nothing! Now that I have bored you with a page of my mindless prattle cough, disclaimer, cough I would like to-
Yusuke: Just get on with it!
NJ: T-T here's the fic.
Warning: There will be some major ooc-ness in this fic. Kuwabara/Yukina fans should probably leave now. Botan and Yukina aren't as innocent and naïve as they seem, and Kurama...is, well, more Youko than usual. Chapter 1: Yukina's plot of chaos and disaster
Yukina was walking through the woods and admiring the beauty of nature when she heard a series of yelps coming from one of her badger's sets. Running as fast as she could (a/n which happened to be very fast...what? She is Hiei's sister after all, not to mention half fire demon!) She came to see a horrible sight. A drunken man was hovering (a/n lingering, not actually hovering like Jin) above her badger friend with a big piece of wood, occasionally beating it, and with slurred words began his rant again,
"Lishen, gi'me back ma wallet and I won' 'it ya wid dis ere fish! (Translation: Listen, give me back my wallet and I won't hit you with this here fish)" The badger, needless to say, didn't reply nor return the 'wallet'. The man became impatient and raised his wooden...thing. Yukina snapped back into action, but being always polite had its drawbacks,
"Excuse me, sir?" The wood met its target, "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT WOULD YOU KINDLY LEAVE MY BADGER ALONE?!" Ok, so maybe she's not always perfectly polite, but she's still courteous. Her yell brought Hiei (a/n duh!), Yusuke and Kuwabara (a/n not so duh, but still duh!) to the scene, and Hiei promptly knocked out the cause of his sister's distress like any good brother should. (a/n Hiei: Do you want to die? NJ: No, but it was a compliment, I swear! Hiei: Hn.) Yukina began to heal the badger when Kuwabara sauntered over and began to 'woo' her with flattery and tell her how 'the great Kazuma would always protect her from harm'. Yukina just smiled and nodded, all the time thinking, 'Sure. Just stay calm, don't freeze him. Humour him a bit more. Oh, look Badger's walking off. Lucky him, probably out of disgust.' Yusuke broke her thoughts by bursting into laughter,
"You are...always so... polite and ...good...you would...so...get your...ass whooped...in the...real...world" Yukina looked at him through a haze of oncoming tears as he rolled on the floor clutching his sides (a/n foolish boy, probably stayed up too late on computer games with caffeine and sugar) and ran back to Genkai's temple, tear gems streaming behind her.
"Detective..." a dangerously low growl stopped his laughter.
"Shimatta...!" in the background, the sound of Yusuke and Kuwabara's cries for help mingled with the sound of ringing steel and punches as Hiei pummelled Yusuke for making Yukina cry, and Kuwabara...for being Kuwabara.
--In the Temple--
Yukina had stopped crying and was walking down the hallway aimlessly when she ran into Botan. Looking up, she was surprised to see the usual cheery smile absent from the taller girl's face.
"Hi Yukina..." her voice definitely lacked the perky quality that drove others insane and Yukina, typically, forgot her troubles to try to see Botan's.
"Botan-chan? What's wrong? You look upset..." Botan looked back at her with a watery smile.
"So do you." She pointed out, "but since you ask, you don't think I'm annoying do you?" Yukina shook her head.
"A ditz?"
"No."
"Clumsy?"
"Nope."
"A freak then?"
"Of course not!" Botan jumped forward giving the koorime a big hug.
"Thank you!" she cried releasing the startled girl, "it's just that some...people were talking about us, you know the spirit detectives, and were saying that that's what everybody thinks of me! Oh no! But what about you? What made you upset? Let's talk girl talk! Do you want to?" Yukina nodded enthusiastically and began to explain her experience.
--Afterwards-- "Hey, Botan-chan, everyone thinks that we can't be bad, don't they?" Botan nodded for her to continue, "Well, I think there is a ningen holiday tomorrow and I was wondering whether you and I should try to prove everybody wrong?" Botan grinned like the Cheshire cat,
"What have you got in mind?" Yukina leant over and whispered in her ear. Botan nodded again.
"Hey, why don't we see if we can get Kurama in on this? He's often thought about as a goody-two-shoes too." Yukina mirrored her grin.
"Alright, let's give it a try."
Tzuzuku...
NJ: Cliffy! I hope you liked it! Kurama comes in the next chappie, sowie!
Hiei: It's a baka fic by a baka author. Hn
NJ: Hugs Kurama Hiei's being mean to me! Cries
Kurama: Hiei...
Hiei: R&R with no flames or no next chapter.
Summary: Kurama, Yukina and Botan have had enough of being teased because they're so good and law abiding. But what if Yukina gets a devilish idea? Something to do with a ningen holiday called 'April Fools Day' and a lot of black? I think her twin is rubbing off on her.
NJ: sitting in the dark at her laptop writing fanfiction If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, do you think I would be doing this? Two words: FAN FICTION.
Hiei: For those of you who are still oblivious idiots indicates Kuwabak- I mean Kuwabara . - Here's the disclaimer
Disclaimer: Neko-Jinx owns nothing except for her own characters who probably won't appear anywhere in this story, except for maybe the author notes.
NJ: T-T I own n-nothing! Now that I have bored you with a page of my mindless prattle cough, disclaimer, cough I would like to-
Yusuke: Just get on with it!
NJ: T-T here's the fic.
Warning: There will be some major ooc-ness in this fic. Kuwabara/Yukina fans should probably leave now. Botan and Yukina aren't as innocent and naïve as they seem, and Kurama...is, well, more Youko than usual. Chapter 1: Yukina's plot of chaos and disaster
Yukina was walking through the woods and admiring the beauty of nature when she heard a series of yelps coming from one of her badger's sets. Running as fast as she could (a/n which happened to be very fast...what? She is Hiei's sister after all, not to mention half fire demon!) She came to see a horrible sight. A drunken man was hovering (a/n lingering, not actually hovering like Jin) above her badger friend with a big piece of wood, occasionally beating it, and with slurred words began his rant again,
"Lishen, gi'me back ma wallet and I won' 'it ya wid dis ere fish! (Translation: Listen, give me back my wallet and I won't hit you with this here fish)" The badger, needless to say, didn't reply nor return the 'wallet'. The man became impatient and raised his wooden...thing. Yukina snapped back into action, but being always polite had its drawbacks,
"Excuse me, sir?" The wood met its target, "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT WOULD YOU KINDLY LEAVE MY BADGER ALONE?!" Ok, so maybe she's not always perfectly polite, but she's still courteous. Her yell brought Hiei (a/n duh!), Yusuke and Kuwabara (a/n not so duh, but still duh!) to the scene, and Hiei promptly knocked out the cause of his sister's distress like any good brother should. (a/n Hiei: Do you want to die? NJ: No, but it was a compliment, I swear! Hiei: Hn.) Yukina began to heal the badger when Kuwabara sauntered over and began to 'woo' her with flattery and tell her how 'the great Kazuma would always protect her from harm'. Yukina just smiled and nodded, all the time thinking, 'Sure. Just stay calm, don't freeze him. Humour him a bit more. Oh, look Badger's walking off. Lucky him, probably out of disgust.' Yusuke broke her thoughts by bursting into laughter,
"You are...always so... polite and ...good...you would...so...get your...ass whooped...in the...real...world" Yukina looked at him through a haze of oncoming tears as he rolled on the floor clutching his sides (a/n foolish boy, probably stayed up too late on computer games with caffeine and sugar) and ran back to Genkai's temple, tear gems streaming behind her.
"Detective..." a dangerously low growl stopped his laughter.
"Shimatta...!" in the background, the sound of Yusuke and Kuwabara's cries for help mingled with the sound of ringing steel and punches as Hiei pummelled Yusuke for making Yukina cry, and Kuwabara...for being Kuwabara.
--In the Temple--
Yukina had stopped crying and was walking down the hallway aimlessly when she ran into Botan. Looking up, she was surprised to see the usual cheery smile absent from the taller girl's face.
"Hi Yukina..." her voice definitely lacked the perky quality that drove others insane and Yukina, typically, forgot her troubles to try to see Botan's.
"Botan-chan? What's wrong? You look upset..." Botan looked back at her with a watery smile.
"So do you." She pointed out, "but since you ask, you don't think I'm annoying do you?" Yukina shook her head.
"A ditz?"
"No."
"Clumsy?"
"Nope."
"A freak then?"
"Of course not!" Botan jumped forward giving the koorime a big hug.
"Thank you!" she cried releasing the startled girl, "it's just that some...people were talking about us, you know the spirit detectives, and were saying that that's what everybody thinks of me! Oh no! But what about you? What made you upset? Let's talk girl talk! Do you want to?" Yukina nodded enthusiastically and began to explain her experience.
--Afterwards-- "Hey, Botan-chan, everyone thinks that we can't be bad, don't they?" Botan nodded for her to continue, "Well, I think there is a ningen holiday tomorrow and I was wondering whether you and I should try to prove everybody wrong?" Botan grinned like the Cheshire cat,
"What have you got in mind?" Yukina leant over and whispered in her ear. Botan nodded again.
"Hey, why don't we see if we can get Kurama in on this? He's often thought about as a goody-two-shoes too." Yukina mirrored her grin.
"Alright, let's give it a try."
Tzuzuku...
NJ: Cliffy! I hope you liked it! Kurama comes in the next chappie, sowie!
Hiei: It's a baka fic by a baka author. Hn
NJ: Hugs Kurama Hiei's being mean to me! Cries
Kurama: Hiei...
Hiei: R&R with no flames or no next chapter.