NJ: Hiya Peeps! I'm baaack!
Yusuke: Did you ever leave?
NJ: No, but I just thought you'd like to know I haven't died, I just caught a major case of writer's block...I swear it's contagious...O.O WRITER'S BLOCK!!!
Writer's Block: Eh?
NJ: SHI-NE! :: Beats writer's block on the head with game-boy advance SP with new Yu Yu Hakusho game::
Writer's Block: x.x :: dies::
NJ: Yay-ness! Writer's block was defeated due to my purchasing a game! (I don't live anywhere near the USA or Asia or anywhere else where they have heard of anime, so it's quite an achievement, just felt like sharing...Not that you care...)
Thankies for the votes and suggestions are warmly welcomed and will probably be used (unless it's yaoi, shounen-ai, lemon, lime etc. I don't write them, sorry!)
Marissa: Hi y'all!
Kurama: Aah!
Marissa: Shuiichi-chan...
NJ/ Kurama: :: Shudder::
Kurama: Do something, NJ!
NJ: Marissa! HazardousToYourHealth and Youko/Kurama's Rose want a word with you! ::cough,not,cough::
NJ: You'll see what happens to her next chapter! Suggestions for her torture are still welcome. Kuwabaka too...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything else you've heard of, just some weirdoes; a hentai, a psycho, a mary-sue-wannabe, fat rich dude, my name, my dog, a copy of the YYH game and a couple of their DVDs... That sucks... Please don't take anything I own unless you have my permission...I need to get popcorn to watch their torture! o
Chapter 3: Kicking Ass! Part 1
April Fools Day began innocently enough; Yusuke and Kuwabara were playing chess (a/n cough::stupid::cough), birds were singing, badgers romped around innocently, Hiei snoozed in his tree, sunlight was reflected off a polished scythe- eh? Yusuke looked over at Botan (a/n USA aka Peony O.O) and dropped the bishop he was holding, which hit the grassy floor with a soft 'flump'.
"Botan?!" he choked and Kuwabara looked up. "What the ::bleep:: are you doing?! Bleep? I said 'bleep'? That doesn't matter..." Botan tilted her head slightly to see over the rim of her dark sunglasses,
"From now on I shall be addressed as 'The Grim Reaper of Death', got it?" she said coolly, fingering the blade and blowing a bubble of bubblegum. "What do you want?"
"What are you wearing?!" Yusuke spluttered, wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth. Hiei cracked open an eye at the commotion below. It was true; her attire was a little...different from before. Her now completely black ensemble consisted of a skin-tight shirt with the words 'The Reaper' written in metallic red script across her...uh...chest area (a/n minds out the gutter please...) and skin-tight leather pants with knee high boots. She also wore a black cloak that was similar to Hiei's, but open at the front, showing off her slim figure. Her long blue hair was down and set off the outfit with perfection, accented further by the occasional gleam of the weapon in her right hand.
Kuwabara was up in an instant speaking, of course, only of himself, but Botan (a/n or GRD 'cause I'm lazy) was more interested in beating him to a pulp and examining Yusuke, the smarter of the baka's, reaction to her change. When she was satisfied with his goggling eyes and drooling mouth, she inwardly grinned and did an imaginary moonwalk, followed by the birthday dance. With a smirk she walked away, her cloak billowing around her.
"Eat your heart out Koenma!" she thought to herself as she strode through the halls of Rekai...
------With the Boys---------
Yusuke looked at Kuwabara's prone form and started kicking it,
"Oi, baka! Wake up! Was Botan acting weird or what? Go get Hiei. Maybe Yukina knows what's up 'cause I saw 'em talking yesterday..." Hiei was there in a flash at the mention of Yukina's name, especially since Kuwabaka had been thinking of proposing to her for a while now...(a/n ::shudder::)
-----Whereever Yukina Lives, Maybe Genkai's Temple-------
"Yukina, my love, where are you?" Kuwabara sang out through the temple causing windows to shatter and ear drums to bleed.
"What?" None other than Yukina stepped forth from the shadows.
Hiei's jaw dropped an inch as she came towards the trio, her hair was down and she too was wearing black. A black miniskirt hung just above her knees and was adorned with many silver chains and the ends of a denim jacket and a black corset also sporting chains covered the top of it. Her crimson eyes held a glare that could freeze you inside out...in fact it did to Kuwabara- now known as ice-block.
"Y-Yukina? What did'ja do that for?" Yusuke stuttered anxiously as he slowly backed away from the dangerous ice maiden.
"I asked him something and he didn't answer quick enough. That and he's a baka." She answered.
"Asked what?" Yusuke overcame his sudden seizing fear by replacing it with curiosity.
"Exactly..." Yusuke blinked and re-ran the conversation through his head (a/n it went quickly since there were no obstacles () By the time Yusuke came back to earth, (a/n his mind was still floating, hopelessly lost in orbit...Kuwabara's ran away the first time he looked into a mirror) Yukina had long gone, but Hiei seemed to be in a sort of trance. Snapping his fingers in front of Hiei's face, Yusuke sighed and picked up a conveniently placed bucket of iced (a/n Compliments of Yukina) water.
"Hiei's going to kill me for this... Maybe I shouldn't..?" (a/n Yusuke getting a conscience? No way! That left ages ago!) Yusuke thought,
"URAMESHI!"
"GAAH!" Yusuke jumped at the sound of the newly thawed Neanderthal's voice...and dropped the bucket onto Hiei...(a/n NJ: ::nod, nod::) Yusuke gulped as the soaking fire demon looked up with blazing eyes and advanced on the defenceless (a/n NJ: ::snicker::) detective.
"Detective..."
"...Help..." Yusuke said quietly before a can of whoop ass was opened upon his head.
-----Later-----
"Hn, we find the Fox and figure out what's going on. Agreed?" Hiei asked the black and blue bakas with a glare and they couldn't have been more scared had he threatened them with eternal damnation, so they just nodded. Hiei smirked, "Good."
Botan, meanwhile, had been hovering overhead during the entire event, before intervening,
"Koenma wants you in his office...NOW!" she said the last part with a hit on Yusuke's head...and leaving a dent in his hair gel, she blinked, that was fun. Yusuke looked up in horror at the Grim Reaper of Death before running for his life and hair. Botan smirked and gave the remaining boys a warning look, while constantly swinging her scythe up and down to meet her palm. Hiei raised an eyebrow but didn't question her authority. He got away unscathed, but Kuwabara wasn't so lucky...
----------Koenma's Office------------
Koenma was pacing his office, while his detectives watched. They were waiting for their usually punctual member to arrive before hearing what the prince had to say, but the clock continued to tick with no sign of the spirit fox.
"Botan, are you sure he got the message?" he asked his assistant,
"..."
"Botan?" she was standing in the far corner filing her nails. Koenma coughed loudly, she didn't respond.
"Try this..." Yusuke whispered, "Um, Grim Reaper of Death?" Botan looked up, "Are you sure Kurama got the message?" She nodded and continued her earlier activity. Suddenly the door was flung open to reveal...
Tsuzuku...
NOT----------
...Kurama on a motorbike?! (a/n Oh yeah!)
"Kurama?!" they all shouted in surprise,
"Yeah?" he asked, his eyes flashing behind his black sunglasses. His red air was tied back at the nape of his neck and his red and black leather biker jacket suited him so well it was scary to those at Rekai who knew him. The bike behind him matched his jacket and all in all, he was classified ultra cool at first sight (a/n NJ: Not to mention cute ::melt::).
NJ: I will end it there...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Akito: pushthepurplebuttonpushthepurplebuttonpush-
NJ: Ya, you know what to do, just read and review! I'll be updating my other story soon as well...admit it, you didn't even know I had another story, did you... except you HazardousToYourHealth! If you to read it go ahead, it isn't a mary-sue, so no fear!
Note: Sorry about the Yusuke and Kuwabara bashing... I like Yusuke but they're both so fun to poke fun at...
Another Note: No bishies were harmed in the making of this chapter (Kuwabara isn't a bishie and Yusuke may have had a stunt double)
By Neko-Jinx, Blitzcat of Chaos (that is my full title, BWAHAHAHA FEAR ME!)
Yusuke: Did you ever leave?
NJ: No, but I just thought you'd like to know I haven't died, I just caught a major case of writer's block...I swear it's contagious...O.O WRITER'S BLOCK!!!
Writer's Block: Eh?
NJ: SHI-NE! :: Beats writer's block on the head with game-boy advance SP with new Yu Yu Hakusho game::
Writer's Block: x.x :: dies::
NJ: Yay-ness! Writer's block was defeated due to my purchasing a game! (I don't live anywhere near the USA or Asia or anywhere else where they have heard of anime, so it's quite an achievement, just felt like sharing...Not that you care...)
Thankies for the votes and suggestions are warmly welcomed and will probably be used (unless it's yaoi, shounen-ai, lemon, lime etc. I don't write them, sorry!)
Marissa: Hi y'all!
Kurama: Aah!
Marissa: Shuiichi-chan...
NJ/ Kurama: :: Shudder::
Kurama: Do something, NJ!
NJ: Marissa! HazardousToYourHealth and Youko/Kurama's Rose want a word with you! ::cough,not,cough::
NJ: You'll see what happens to her next chapter! Suggestions for her torture are still welcome. Kuwabaka too...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything else you've heard of, just some weirdoes; a hentai, a psycho, a mary-sue-wannabe, fat rich dude, my name, my dog, a copy of the YYH game and a couple of their DVDs... That sucks... Please don't take anything I own unless you have my permission...I need to get popcorn to watch their torture! o
Chapter 3: Kicking Ass! Part 1
April Fools Day began innocently enough; Yusuke and Kuwabara were playing chess (a/n cough::stupid::cough), birds were singing, badgers romped around innocently, Hiei snoozed in his tree, sunlight was reflected off a polished scythe- eh? Yusuke looked over at Botan (a/n USA aka Peony O.O) and dropped the bishop he was holding, which hit the grassy floor with a soft 'flump'.
"Botan?!" he choked and Kuwabara looked up. "What the ::bleep:: are you doing?! Bleep? I said 'bleep'? That doesn't matter..." Botan tilted her head slightly to see over the rim of her dark sunglasses,
"From now on I shall be addressed as 'The Grim Reaper of Death', got it?" she said coolly, fingering the blade and blowing a bubble of bubblegum. "What do you want?"
"What are you wearing?!" Yusuke spluttered, wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth. Hiei cracked open an eye at the commotion below. It was true; her attire was a little...different from before. Her now completely black ensemble consisted of a skin-tight shirt with the words 'The Reaper' written in metallic red script across her...uh...chest area (a/n minds out the gutter please...) and skin-tight leather pants with knee high boots. She also wore a black cloak that was similar to Hiei's, but open at the front, showing off her slim figure. Her long blue hair was down and set off the outfit with perfection, accented further by the occasional gleam of the weapon in her right hand.
Kuwabara was up in an instant speaking, of course, only of himself, but Botan (a/n or GRD 'cause I'm lazy) was more interested in beating him to a pulp and examining Yusuke, the smarter of the baka's, reaction to her change. When she was satisfied with his goggling eyes and drooling mouth, she inwardly grinned and did an imaginary moonwalk, followed by the birthday dance. With a smirk she walked away, her cloak billowing around her.
"Eat your heart out Koenma!" she thought to herself as she strode through the halls of Rekai...
------With the Boys---------
Yusuke looked at Kuwabara's prone form and started kicking it,
"Oi, baka! Wake up! Was Botan acting weird or what? Go get Hiei. Maybe Yukina knows what's up 'cause I saw 'em talking yesterday..." Hiei was there in a flash at the mention of Yukina's name, especially since Kuwabaka had been thinking of proposing to her for a while now...(a/n ::shudder::)
-----Whereever Yukina Lives, Maybe Genkai's Temple-------
"Yukina, my love, where are you?" Kuwabara sang out through the temple causing windows to shatter and ear drums to bleed.
"What?" None other than Yukina stepped forth from the shadows.
Hiei's jaw dropped an inch as she came towards the trio, her hair was down and she too was wearing black. A black miniskirt hung just above her knees and was adorned with many silver chains and the ends of a denim jacket and a black corset also sporting chains covered the top of it. Her crimson eyes held a glare that could freeze you inside out...in fact it did to Kuwabara- now known as ice-block.
"Y-Yukina? What did'ja do that for?" Yusuke stuttered anxiously as he slowly backed away from the dangerous ice maiden.
"I asked him something and he didn't answer quick enough. That and he's a baka." She answered.
"Asked what?" Yusuke overcame his sudden seizing fear by replacing it with curiosity.
"Exactly..." Yusuke blinked and re-ran the conversation through his head (a/n it went quickly since there were no obstacles () By the time Yusuke came back to earth, (a/n his mind was still floating, hopelessly lost in orbit...Kuwabara's ran away the first time he looked into a mirror) Yukina had long gone, but Hiei seemed to be in a sort of trance. Snapping his fingers in front of Hiei's face, Yusuke sighed and picked up a conveniently placed bucket of iced (a/n Compliments of Yukina) water.
"Hiei's going to kill me for this... Maybe I shouldn't..?" (a/n Yusuke getting a conscience? No way! That left ages ago!) Yusuke thought,
"URAMESHI!"
"GAAH!" Yusuke jumped at the sound of the newly thawed Neanderthal's voice...and dropped the bucket onto Hiei...(a/n NJ: ::nod, nod::) Yusuke gulped as the soaking fire demon looked up with blazing eyes and advanced on the defenceless (a/n NJ: ::snicker::) detective.
"Detective..."
"...Help..." Yusuke said quietly before a can of whoop ass was opened upon his head.
-----Later-----
"Hn, we find the Fox and figure out what's going on. Agreed?" Hiei asked the black and blue bakas with a glare and they couldn't have been more scared had he threatened them with eternal damnation, so they just nodded. Hiei smirked, "Good."
Botan, meanwhile, had been hovering overhead during the entire event, before intervening,
"Koenma wants you in his office...NOW!" she said the last part with a hit on Yusuke's head...and leaving a dent in his hair gel, she blinked, that was fun. Yusuke looked up in horror at the Grim Reaper of Death before running for his life and hair. Botan smirked and gave the remaining boys a warning look, while constantly swinging her scythe up and down to meet her palm. Hiei raised an eyebrow but didn't question her authority. He got away unscathed, but Kuwabara wasn't so lucky...
----------Koenma's Office------------
Koenma was pacing his office, while his detectives watched. They were waiting for their usually punctual member to arrive before hearing what the prince had to say, but the clock continued to tick with no sign of the spirit fox.
"Botan, are you sure he got the message?" he asked his assistant,
"..."
"Botan?" she was standing in the far corner filing her nails. Koenma coughed loudly, she didn't respond.
"Try this..." Yusuke whispered, "Um, Grim Reaper of Death?" Botan looked up, "Are you sure Kurama got the message?" She nodded and continued her earlier activity. Suddenly the door was flung open to reveal...
Tsuzuku...
NOT----------
...Kurama on a motorbike?! (a/n Oh yeah!)
"Kurama?!" they all shouted in surprise,
"Yeah?" he asked, his eyes flashing behind his black sunglasses. His red air was tied back at the nape of his neck and his red and black leather biker jacket suited him so well it was scary to those at Rekai who knew him. The bike behind him matched his jacket and all in all, he was classified ultra cool at first sight (a/n NJ: Not to mention cute ::melt::).
NJ: I will end it there...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Akito: pushthepurplebuttonpushthepurplebuttonpush-
NJ: Ya, you know what to do, just read and review! I'll be updating my other story soon as well...admit it, you didn't even know I had another story, did you... except you HazardousToYourHealth! If you to read it go ahead, it isn't a mary-sue, so no fear!
Note: Sorry about the Yusuke and Kuwabara bashing... I like Yusuke but they're both so fun to poke fun at...
Another Note: No bishies were harmed in the making of this chapter (Kuwabara isn't a bishie and Yusuke may have had a stunt double)
By Neko-Jinx, Blitzcat of Chaos (that is my full title, BWAHAHAHA FEAR ME!)