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Yusuke yawned and sat down under a tree deep in the forest. He stretched, put his hands behind his head, and looked around.

It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, their team was recovering well and didn't have to fight for awhile, and there was no sign of trouble anywhere. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Even though Yusuke had told Hiei that he was going out to train, really he had no intention of doing any such thing. "Just some good old R&R," he said to himself, closing his eyes.

"So this is the great Yusuke Urameshi," a voice laughed. The Detective's eyes shot open and he glanced around. No one was in sight.

"Can't find me?" the voice asked playfully. Yusuke looked again, and still couldn't see anyone.

"Is this the best the great Yusuke Urameshi can do?" the voice asked, dripping with disappointment. "Why don't you try looking up?"

Yusuke's eyes shot upward. There, crouched on a branch of the tree, was a woman with cat-like ears and two bushy tails. "Yes, there you go!" the two-tail exclaimed.

"Just who the heck are you?!" Yusuke yelled, jumping up and clenching his fists.

The two-tail's jade green eyes glimmered with amusement. "My name is Siana. In case you haven't noticed, I'm a two tailed cat demon. Two-tails are very rare, and usually very powerful."

"Thanks for the info," Yusuke said, "But what do you want?! Can't you see I'm trying to relax here?!"

Siana leapt down from the tree, twisting her body in midair and landing on all fours just inches from Yusuke's feet. "I came to size up the competition," she said, rising. "But, you don't seem to be doing that much training right about now."

"That's right," Yusuke said through clenched teeth. "So just go on back to your master, or should I call and say I've found a stray cat? Oh wait, it seems you've lost your collar..."

Siana hissed in anger and swiped at Yusuke with her long white claws. The Detective jumped back to keep them from slashing his skin, but four long rips appeared across the front of his white tank top.

"Oh, and that was my favorite shirt," Yusuke said sarcastically.

"You don't want to make a cat angry," the two-tail growled, retracting her claws. "They just might scratch."

Then, the neko let out a sound like a cat's yowl.

"What's that? A sign that you need a litter box?" Yusuke laughed irritably. This cat was really beginning to annoy him.

"Perhaps," Siana answered, her grin revealing four short fangs. "But you won't have to wait long to find out."

Suddenly, Yusuke was surrounded by cats.

(Hundreds of cats. Thousands of cats. Millions and billions and trillions of cats. No, just kidding, sorry! I just had to do that. Did anybody ever read that book when they were little? Ya know what...never mind. Lemme get on with it.)

Suddenly, Yusuke was surrounded by cats, about fifteen or so, all two-tails. Yusuke gaped at them all. He hadn't even heard them coming.

"This is my Clan," Siana purred, drawing closer to the Detective. "I told you not to make a cat angry, didn't I, Detective?"

Yusuke tried moving back, but the nekos had him totally surrounded.

"Just think of how famous this kill will make us," one male two-tail hissed in his ear.

Yusuke swung around, only to be pounced on by a younger female, who said, "He's kinda cute. Maybe we should keep him as a pet."

The Detective shook her off. "Not a bad idea, Li," said another male, stepping up to the now panicking teenager. The two-tail drew his claws close to Yusuke's neck, and the teen stiffened. "But I'd rather see the look on his face as we slowly tear him limb from limb."

"Back off, Miono," Siana said. "He's all mine."

The male neko called Miono hissed with displeasure. He gave Yusuke a death glare, but retracted his claws and moved off. Siana's Clan hesitantly backed away, but remained in a circular position around the two.

"I couldn't wait for our match to do this," Siana said softly. "Are you ready to die, Detective?"

"Heh. Not just yet," Yusuke replied, his voice full of fake confidence.

The neko leapt at Yusuke and he dodged, but her claws swiped the air where his face had been a millisecond before. "Fast," Siana said, "But are you fast enough?"

The neko flipped in the air and began a series of lightning-fast moves with a cat-like liquid grace.

Yusuke couldn't keep up and found himself bleeding slightly in quite a few places. He didn't even have time to counter-attack. Not that he had much energy to counter-attack with. His fight with Reti Avorai had drained him completely, not to mention the energy he used while saving Kurama and Hiei. No matter how hard he tried, the most Spirit Energy he could summon was only enough to make his finger tingle.

"So much for the good old R&R," he complained to himself as he tried desperately to escape the cat's flying claws.