Okay, this is my first fic ever, so if it sucks, oh well. I'm a huge fan, duh, and um… uh… This takes place at the Transmetal stage, kind of near the end of the second series, except with depth charge, cuz he's cool. And I don't own Beast Wars. Duh.
Optimus: Hey, Rattrap, why is your brain exposed on your head? That's just weird.
Rattrap: For cybertron's sake, it's not my brain! It just looks like it. I don't know what the creator was thinking, but he made my head look like a brain.
Rhinox: Good for you, but we've got a reading of a stasis pod over in sector- scratch that, TWO stasis pods, one in sector G3 in the mountains, and the other in E7 in the ocean.
Optimus: Alright. Depth charge, you go to E7, Rattrap will back you up from the shore.
Depth Charge: Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving. Come on brain-head.
Rattrap: I'm telling you people! IT'S NOT A FIRKEN BRAIN! leaves with depth charge while muttering something about how stupid everyone is
Optimus: And Silverbolt and Cheetor, you can go to G7 in the mountains.
At the predacon base…
Megatron: Alright, you heard the last conversation. Yesssss… Inferno and Waspinator go to G3 and probably get killed, and Rampage and Quickstrike you can go fight Rattrap and Depth Charge. Yesssss…
Quickstrike: Huh, nyuk nyuk, wut abut shuger but?
Megatron: 0.o I can't understand your thick accent. Yessss… Anyway, Blackarachnia, go… do whatever you do. Yessss… Seduce the enemy or something. Yesss... Tarantulas go… do… something… evil and traitorous. Yesss…
Tarantulas: Blehahahahhahahahahauhuhuhohohohohehhehehehhu-
Megatron: … Riiiiiight. Anyway, co-
Tarantulas: jujujujujujrjejejejejejejerererereetetetetetetetafafafafafasasadadadadavavav-
Megatron: annoyed Okay, stop with the evil laughter. Yesss…. Guys, just go an-
Tarantulas: yuyuyuyuyiyiyiiibbibibihhlhlhllgogolalafrodomeegofardarmoogetfardenwhoogenHURK!falls
Blackarachnia: Right on it, bossy boy. puts gun back in holster
Megatron: I said seduce the enemy, not your teammates! Yess…
Waspinator: Yezz, Wazzzpinator go and do mizzion with ant for ruler!
Inferno: Yes, my queen, I shall complete this mission and BUUUUUURN! MUAHAHAHA BUUURN BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!! leaves
At sector E7…
Rampage: I'm going in, accent boy.
Quickstrike: Nyuk, I'll make shure ya get da heads up on wutervers cumin!
Rampage: What?
Quickstike: It's too late crab face! Big 'ol manta ray and ratbrain are comin in!
Rattrap: FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS STOP MAKING IDIOTIC COMMENTS ABOUT MY HEAD!!!
Quickstrike: I'll harndle tarmper terntrarm while yer fand dat starsis pard!
Rampage:…What?Don't give me orders fool. I'm going in.
Rattrap: I'll get you! Jumps on him and starts sissy-slapping him Dieeee! I'll sissy-slap you till yo go cryin to yo momma!
Quickstrike: Oh no you didn't! Bish! Slaps him with snake hand and snake bites him
Rattrap: OW! You make me sad. Wah wah wah wah wah. Ummm…
Quickstrike: Wurt?
Rattrap: DIEEEEE shoots Quickstrike in the head and he goes flying back
Quickstrike: Dernit ya kicked mah keester!!! falls in ocean
Rattrap: Whats a keester? It sounds yummy.
Somewhere in sector G3…
Silverbolt: Look ahead, Cheetor! Its Waspinator and Inferno!
Cheetor: Yeah, let's get 'em!
Waspinator: Ooo… catbot and dogbot come for stazziz pod too!
Inferno: Yes, but they shall BUUUUUUUURRRRRN!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! That stasis pod shall be predacon merchandise!
Cheetor: Merchandise? What the heck?
Silverbolt: No! That must be ours! Blah blah blah blah heroic crap blah blah blah blah!
Waspinator: Wazzpinator izz confuzzled! shoots Silverbolt and it hits his wing
Silverbolt: Gah! falls to spot on mountain Darn them!
Cheetor: Arg, I'll get you preds! Shoots waspinator with laser
Waspinator: Nooo! Wazzpinator muzzt get ztazziz pod!
Blackarachnia: somewhere where they don't notice Hm… I think I have a plan! Blackarachnia to Inferno! whisper whisper whisper
Inferno: Hm? Hmmmm… HMMMM!! Yes! Great idea! begins shooting at Cheetor
Cheetor: Gah! Hey, someone could get hurt here! … wait… oh… that's the po-gets shot over near spot where Blackarachnia was
Silverbolt: No! Cheetor! goes over to cheetor
Inferno: BURRRRN! shoots at silverbolt
Blackarachnia: Ohh, hey bowser boy. How ya doing? Protect me please?
Silverbolt: Oh! Of course! Inferno's shot comes at him and he does a matrix dodge forgetting completely about blackarachnia behind him, and it BARELY skims her
Blackarachnia: Falls Oh no! Ow…
Silverbolt: NO! BLACKARACHNIA! Sap sappy sapper sappen sappersen sap sap sappy sap sap sapper sappysap sap sapper sappy SAAAAAAAP!!!!!
Waspinator: Shoots silverbolt and he goes flying Yezz! Wazzpinator izz sucsezz!
Cheetor: Oh, man…
Inferno: Shoots Cheetor Muahahah! Yes! BUUUURRRN!!! grabs stasis pod Come Waspinator, let's take this back to the queen.
Waspinator: Queen??
Back wherever Rattrap is…
Rattrap: This thing really IS heavy! What's Depth charge doing? looks over to the water and sees Depth charge and Rampage fighting oh, I should have guessed that, huh?
At the Maximal base:
Optimus: Good job. Let's open this baby up and see our new comrade. But wait, where are Silverbolt, Cheetor, and Depth charge?
Rattrap: Depth charge is fighting Rampage for whatever reason he always seems to have, and Silverbolt and Cheetor, are… somewhere. Doing…. Something.
Optimus: Oh, THAT helps. Whatever, lets open it up anyway.opens capsule, and lots of steam comes out
Rattrap: Oh my god! Could it be…
CHAPTER END
