Yayz, chapter 2
Optimus: Could it be?...
Unknown beast warrior (in stasis pod): THE AUTHOR!
Rattrap: What? The author?
Author: Yes, the author. The pwnzor of this fic.
Rhinox: Pwnzor???
Author: Yes, pwnzor.
Optimus: Do you have a name?
Author: Yes. I am Waltredon. A transmetal fuzor. Walrus/diplodocus
Optimus: Welcome to the team.
Waltredon: Thank you.
Rattrap: So, uh, what was in the other stasis pod?
Waltredon: Oh, that must have been my sister. She Ish the crazy monkeyz.
Rhinox: SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE YOU FU-ngus.
Waltredon: Yes, I probably should.
Rhinox: We should probably go get Cheetor and Silverbolt.
Optimus: Right.
With Depth Charge and Rampage…
Depth charge: I'll get you this time! pulls out sword Lets have a battle with blades.
Rampage: Fine, lets. crab legs start twisting around to form a sword in each hand
Depth charge: Take this! starts charging towards him Hiya!
Rampage: Jumps over him, and comes back down on top of him Hah! lowers sword to back of Depth charge's neck Checkmate, buddy.
Depth charge: Rrr… Transforms into manta ray and jets out from under him Hah! What? Rampage is surfing on him
Rampage: Whoo hoo! Ohhh yeah! I'm surfing on my enemy! Pulls out gun Good bye friend! Shoots, and Depth charge goes flying down to the ground, and Rampage jumps on a nearby rock This battle is won.
With the search party…
Rattrap: Why do I have to do this all the time?
Waltredon: Because you're fast.
Rattrap: So are the others!
Waltredon: Yes but Optimus has duties, and Rhinox's job is staying at the base!
Rattrap: Arrrg! sees Cheetor and Silverbolt lying knocked out on the ground Oh, crap! They got beaten up by Waspinator and Inferno???
Waltredon: Well, they could have gotten a lot better! Let's take these guys back to the base.
At the predecon base:
Megatron: Why are you showing here? We're not doing anything. Yesss…..
Sorry, at the MAXIMAL base…
Optimus: We better get these guys in the CR chamber.
Rhinox: Any sign of depth charge? Wait, don't answer that, that was a stupid question.
Waltredon: Well, I'm going outside to look at… stuff. Leaves, and every one else except Rhinox does, too.
Rhinox: Good. Now lets see… of course. Everyone else is a transmetal except me and silverbolt. Hmm begins fiddling with things, and after a while, is done Yes! Eureka! Halleluiah! Some other fancy word that people say when they're happy! I've done it. Now to apply it… Rhinox to Silverbolt, come in!
Silverbolt: Yes? … Ok, right on it! Comes in to where Rhinox is
Rhinox: Ok, if we drink this potion, we SHOULD turn transmetal!
Silverbolt: Really? Cool!
Rhinox: But I don't know if it works for fuzors.
Silverbolt: Really? Uncool!
Rhinox: All right… drinks potion, and giant flash of light occurs. Once it is cleared, a transmetal rhinox comes out IT WORKED! Yes!
Silverbolt: Oh! Let me try! drinks it, and out of the light comes…
Rhinox: Oh my god! Your no longer a bird dog, your… A DOG BIRD!
Silverbolt: Wow! Your right!... Wait… that's the same thing.
Rhinox: Yeah, it didn't work for you.
CHAPTER END!