Big Big Brother Rarau
Summary: While stuck in the Castle Zelda tries cooking and gets bad results. And Ruto feasts on coffee beans, making her hyperactive.
Chapter 3
When the morning came, bright sunny everywhere except Hyrule Castle, Zelda announced to everyone else that "Today I am going to cook!" Link and Impa tried to stop her but Zelda locked herself in the kitchen. So then after she had locked the door an idea came to Link "Hey Impa, How about I climb down the chimney unlock the door and together we capture Zelda?" Impa replied, "Okay, Lets Go!" Link had no difficulty getting on to the roof but when he was up there he saw how hard it was going to be to get to the isolated chimney that went down to the kitchen.
When he finally got over there, Link jumped in, unfortunately for Link the fire was on and when he realised he was on fire he ran round the kitchen screaming bloody murder. Impa broke down the door and looked towards the oven, inside the bread was straining to get out and Impa shouted "Take Cover!" then the oven door burst open and everyone and everywhere in the kitchen got spattered with dough again and again and again, until it looked like a giant dough ball had splattered down on the kitchen, then suddenly a mysterious voice said "Come to the Lounge, I Have something for you!" But Link, Zelda and Impa said No because they had to get cleaned up. The Mysterious voice said in a threatening voice "I can banish you to the Gap Between Dimensions!"
At the lounge a giant XXXXXLARGE
T.V had appeared and on it was the smiling face of Rarau. He said how are you enjoying it? At that precise moment he was pulled into the reality game show and was sorely beaten by the contestants, then he was sent out because they all thought he was a Party Pooper and he was sent back to the Chamber of Sages. Meanwhile Ruto, having missed the entire thing came back with brown stuff round her lips and trailing behind her was a path of destruction, she cried "HELLO MY LINKY-POO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY??????" Link said to Nabooru she's been at the beans again.
Later when everyone was going to bed link, Zelda, impa, darunia and saria and Nabooru placed a giant cookie on a giant cross, Link explained what the plan was to capture Rarau in a giant trap filled with rulers, rubbers, exersice books, chewing gum, poo, extra-sharp pencils etcetera.
Meanwhile deep in the Sages chamber Rarau awoke using his extra sensitive nose he smelled cookies and he pondered on how to get there, then a Fruit-Loops commercial popped up on the T.V it went like this:
Fruit-Loops commercial
If you want something just follow your nose,
Just follow Your Nose!!!
If you want something just follow your nose,
Just follow Your Nose!!!
Then Rarau after singing the words said" I know I'll just follow my nose" and off he went.
Meanwhile at the castle the cookie said "you only have 10 seconds to eat me", then Rarau came flying, smashing down the door saying "Never fear, Rarau is here, I'll eat you!" Then he pounced upon the cookie and found himself in a small room, then pencils started to shoot at him and a extra large piece of gum fell on him and then all the rest of it got stuck on his feet and then the poo, pencils, exercise books and rulers and rubbers stuck to the gum so he looked like the Michelin Man. When he came back everyone laughed at him and said "This is NO place for Party Poopers like you", Rarau left and Link stuck a big sign on the gates and the doors and the windows saying NO PARTY POOPERS ALLOWED!
End of Chapter 3