(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe
belong to Nintendo. In case if I forgot, any other character or location
that I don't own is owned by some other company.
Rated PG for comic mischief and some swearing here and there, mostly censored.)
***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****
[6:30 PM :: Toad Town]
--Mario walked out of Toadette's house and turned around to face her. She stood in the doorway trying to find some coins in her purse.
Toadette: "Let's see...ah here you go Mario (giving him coins). Thank you for fixing my toilet on such short notice!"
Mario: "You're welcome Toadette. I wouldn't want that toilet exploding in your face anymore, especially on your big hot date."
Toadette: "Mario! Don't say it like that!"
Mario: "What? You don't have to be ashamed; you're a very attractive toadstool."
Toadette: "Mario, you're making me blush! (Looking at sky) It's getting late, I should get dressed now."
Mario: "Okay, See ya."
Toadette: "Bye Mario."
(Door Slam)
---Mario walked back home, eager to watch the new episode of "The Real World: Hyrule". When he reached his pad he could see the television's light emanating from the windows. Luigi must be home. Mario tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. He knocked and after a while Luigi came around and poked his head out of the second-floor window.
Mario: "Luigi, there seems to be something wrong with the door, it won't move!"
Luigi: "That's because it's locked dumbass."
Mario: "Oh...well can you unlock it?"
Luigi: "No."
Mario: "Thank y...wha-wha-wha-What! Why not?"
Luigi: "Remember that big bowl of Lasagna that I made and I told you not to eat it AND THEN YOU ATE IT ANYWAY!"
Mario: "I think. What about it?"
Luigi: "Guess."
--Luigi put his head back in and closed the window.
Mario: "...Why did Luigi become such a &!%$# for?"
Rated PG for comic mischief and some swearing here and there, mostly censored.)
***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****
[6:30 PM :: Toad Town]
--Mario walked out of Toadette's house and turned around to face her. She stood in the doorway trying to find some coins in her purse.
Toadette: "Let's see...ah here you go Mario (giving him coins). Thank you for fixing my toilet on such short notice!"
Mario: "You're welcome Toadette. I wouldn't want that toilet exploding in your face anymore, especially on your big hot date."
Toadette: "Mario! Don't say it like that!"
Mario: "What? You don't have to be ashamed; you're a very attractive toadstool."
Toadette: "Mario, you're making me blush! (Looking at sky) It's getting late, I should get dressed now."
Mario: "Okay, See ya."
Toadette: "Bye Mario."
(Door Slam)
---Mario walked back home, eager to watch the new episode of "The Real World: Hyrule". When he reached his pad he could see the television's light emanating from the windows. Luigi must be home. Mario tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. He knocked and after a while Luigi came around and poked his head out of the second-floor window.
Mario: "Luigi, there seems to be something wrong with the door, it won't move!"
Luigi: "That's because it's locked dumbass."
Mario: "Oh...well can you unlock it?"
Luigi: "No."
Mario: "Thank y...wha-wha-wha-What! Why not?"
Luigi: "Remember that big bowl of Lasagna that I made and I told you not to eat it AND THEN YOU ATE IT ANYWAY!"
Mario: "I think. What about it?"
Luigi: "Guess."
--Luigi put his head back in and closed the window.
Mario: "...Why did Luigi become such a &!%$# for?"