(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe belong to Nintendo.)

***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****

[6:30 PM :: Bowser's Castle]

Roy: "Lemmy! What the heck do you think you're doing?"

--Lemmy turned around in horror. Standing in the hallway was Roy and Morton, his brothers and, unless they tattled on him, his friends.

Morton: "Do you want all of us to get in trouble? What's the matter with you?"

Lemmy: "Nothing! I..."

Roy: "Then why are you playing 'Super Mario Sunshine'? You know how much dad hates games starring Mario."

Lemmy: "I know, I know! But I had to play it at least once, just to see what all the fuss was about." -_-

Roy: "Oh man, I feel sorry for you. Dad is really going to let you have it, especially after all the trouble he went through getting 'Duper Wario Lavashine'."

Lemmy: "Well he's not going to find out, I just have to..."

--The hallway door suddenly swung open, revealing Bowser.

Roy: "Er, whatever you were going to say flew out the window. I'm out!"

Morton: "Me too!"

--Roy and Morton hid as Bowser slowly lumbered towards Lemmy with red, half- closed eyes.

Lemmy: "Please don't hurt me King Dad, I can explain! A friend dared to me to do it, I swear! And you always told me to never back down! I DID WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO...AAAAAAAAAH!"

--Lemmy cowered in fear but eventually peeked out through his arms. Bowser walked right past him as if he wasn't even there. Roy and Morton crawled out of their hiding places and looked on in astonishment. They all watched Bowser walk out of the hallway, through the front door and out of his castle, all the while shuffling slowly, his limbs swaying back and forth like lazy vines.

Roy: "Wow, he must be sleepwalking!"

Lemmy: "Sleepwalking? Nice, this means I get to play my game again."

Roy: "Oh, well...in that case...let me play when you're done".