(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe belong to Nintendo.)

***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****

[6:45 PM :: Mario's Pad]

(Ding-Dong!)

-Luigi ran downstairs and went straight up to the front door but didn't open it.

Luigi: "Who is it?"

Mario: (garbled voice) "Pizza Delivery!"

Luigi: "I didn't order any pizza."

Mario: "Really? Shoot, well here you can have the pizza for free."

Luigi: "Are kidding me?"

Mario: "No sir! Our new rule is that if we deliver to the wrong house the person gets a free pizza, no strings attached!"

Luigi: "That's the worst campaign I've ever heard. Let me see the pizza, you can show it through the window."

Mario: "Uh I can't...it's against the campaign rules...you have to open the door first."

Luigi: "I thought there were no strings attached?"

Mario: "I lied."

Luigi: "Can you at least tell me what the toppings are?"

Mario: "Yes, sausage and pineapple with green peppers here and there."

Luigi: "That sounds gross and disgusting. Pass."

Mario: "STOP LYING LUIGI YOU KNOW THAT"S YOUR FAVORITE..."

Luigi: "..."

Mario: "Oops."

Luigi: "Nice try though." (Walking away from door)

Mario: "Wait, come on Luigi you're not being fair. Your own brother..."

--No answer.

Mario: "Alright already, I'm sorry for eating your food. It's not like it's the first time I ate your stuff without permission. Look, I'll make dinner for the next month, how about that? Or maybe the next week. Hmm, yeah a week is better. Or maybe a day. What do you think?"

--Luigi tossed a Power Hammer out the window and it conked Mario on his head.