(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe belong to Nintendo.)

***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****

[7:14 PM :: Club 64]

--Mario was hurting from the hammer thrown at him, so he thought the best cure was to go to the local dive and drink until the pain stopped. There wasn't a lot of people in Club 64 and Mario's only companion right now is the barkeep.

Mario: "Bartender?"

Bartender: "Yeah?"

Mario: "Do you have a brother?"

Bartender: "Nope."

Mario: "Man, you're lucky. I have a brother...Luigi."

Bartender: "Yeah, I think I've heard of him. What about it?"

Mario: "Nothing much, except that he locked me out of my own house, acts like a &!%$#, and then hits me with a Flying Hammer...and...and it hurts...it hurts bad...right here...and here...and also there." (Starts crying.)

Bartender: ALRIGHT that's enough Tasty Tonic for one day.

Mario: (Still crying) "Come on barkeep, I need my juice!"

Bartender: "You've drunken too much."

Mario: "I only had one cup!"

Bartender: "One too many, apparently."

Toadette: "Mario?"

--Mario turned to his side and was surprised to see his neighbor here. He fixes himself while the bartender walks away not very interested.

Mario: "...Toadette? What are you doing here, don't you have a date?"

Toadette: "I did at least."

Mario: "Oh no, the toilet exploded in your face again?"

Toadette: "No, my date did."

Mario: "WTF are you talking about?"

Toadette: "I was dating a Bob-omb and he exploded in my face."

Mario: "Oh, okay I get it now."

Toadette: "How come you're here?"

Mario: "My brother hit me with a flying hammer."

Toadette: "Yeah...............life blows."