(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe
belong to Nintendo.)
***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****
[7:29 PM :: Toad Town]
--Mario and Toadette leave Club 64 and start walking to their homes. They continue their conversation on why Luigi would hit Mario with a hammer.
Mario: "...I don't get it. I always eat his food. Almost everyday I think. And now he wants to start throwing random junk at my head? Why?"
Toadette: "Because you keep eating his food without asking and he probably thought this time was the last straw."
Mario: "Yeah I guess..."
Toadette: "Hey aren't you always talking about how Luigi's cooking is terrible and it smells like cat food and it makes cats come to you house and eat it and then live there because it smells like cat food?"
Mario: "Um, I might have said that."
Toadette: "Gee no wonder Luigi is so mad. You should stop eating his food without permission and also stop referring it to pet food! Maybe then he'll stop throwing hammers at your face!"
Mario: O_O "Don't use that tone with me! Anyway, what if I told you not to date Bob-ombs anymore because of the fact that they blow up all the time?"
Toadette: "We're talking about two different situations now."
Mario: "Not really. Both are hazards to our health. The only thing is that I might get another bruise and you might die one day."
Toadette: "Hmm you got a point. There is just something about Bob-ombs though, they just have this amazing sense of sarcastic humor."
Mario: "Riiiiiiiiight."
Toadette: "Yeah so...anyway, back to the subject. It's really not fair to Luigi if you eat all the food he worked so hard to make. What if.........hey, do hear that?"
Mario: No. What?
Toadette: "Someone nearby is crying."
Mario: "So?"
Toadette: "So they might be in trouble!"
--Toadette and Mario followed the sound of crying down a block and finally around the corner. They were both shocked by what they saw.
Bowser: *Sniffle*
Toadette: "King Koopa?"
Mario: "Bowser!"
Bowser: O_O "...DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!"
***** ONE CRAZY NIGHT *****
[7:29 PM :: Toad Town]
--Mario and Toadette leave Club 64 and start walking to their homes. They continue their conversation on why Luigi would hit Mario with a hammer.
Mario: "...I don't get it. I always eat his food. Almost everyday I think. And now he wants to start throwing random junk at my head? Why?"
Toadette: "Because you keep eating his food without asking and he probably thought this time was the last straw."
Mario: "Yeah I guess..."
Toadette: "Hey aren't you always talking about how Luigi's cooking is terrible and it smells like cat food and it makes cats come to you house and eat it and then live there because it smells like cat food?"
Mario: "Um, I might have said that."
Toadette: "Gee no wonder Luigi is so mad. You should stop eating his food without permission and also stop referring it to pet food! Maybe then he'll stop throwing hammers at your face!"
Mario: O_O "Don't use that tone with me! Anyway, what if I told you not to date Bob-ombs anymore because of the fact that they blow up all the time?"
Toadette: "We're talking about two different situations now."
Mario: "Not really. Both are hazards to our health. The only thing is that I might get another bruise and you might die one day."
Toadette: "Hmm you got a point. There is just something about Bob-ombs though, they just have this amazing sense of sarcastic humor."
Mario: "Riiiiiiiiight."
Toadette: "Yeah so...anyway, back to the subject. It's really not fair to Luigi if you eat all the food he worked so hard to make. What if.........hey, do hear that?"
Mario: No. What?
Toadette: "Someone nearby is crying."
Mario: "So?"
Toadette: "So they might be in trouble!"
--Toadette and Mario followed the sound of crying down a block and finally around the corner. They were both shocked by what they saw.
Bowser: *Sniffle*
Toadette: "King Koopa?"
Mario: "Bowser!"
Bowser: O_O "...DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!"