(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe belong to Nintendo.)
ONE CRAZY NIGHT
8:22 PM :: Toad Town
--Mario, Toadette and Bowser climb out of the pipe that comes from Toad Town and walk towards Mario's pad...
Bowser: "So this is what your house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I figured you would be living in a palace by now."
Mario: "Who needs a palace. Everything I need is right inside. Now if only Luigi would let us in."
Bowser: "Move over, I could blow this popsicle house over with one breath."
Mario: "I was going to tell you to pretend to be a pizza delivery man but this works well too."
Toadette: "Aren't you afraid that he'll blow down your house?"
Mario: "Not when there are cookies inside."
--Just as Bowser was going do his deed, a Lakitu flew right in front of his face.
Lakitu: "Halt! This property is restricted!"
Bowser: "...! Restricted to whom?"
Lakitu: "Restricted to all of those who are not Mr. Luigi Mario. I only allow those to enter if he says to."
Bowser: "Traitor! So you're working for the enemy now."
Lakitu: "And it seems your doing the same."
--Lakitu looks over Bowser's shoulder and sees Mario and Toadette."
Bowser: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the reason for which I am with them is none of your business, nor is what I came to eat is any of your business."
Lakitu: "Fine."
--Bowser attempts to walk into Mario's pad but he is stopped once again.
Lakitu: "Access is denied. This property is restricted."
Bowser: "I AM YOUR MASTER AND I CAN ENTER WHEREVER I WANT."
--Bowser stomps his way to Mario's Pad a third time. Lakitu pulls his fishing pole from his cloud and attaches the hook on Bowser's shell. He reels him in and sends him flying through the air, into a bushel of thorns. Mario and Toadette are stunned by the Lakitu's strength. Mario looks toward one of his windows and sees Luigi's image flash by.
Mario: "We're dealing with something evil."