(A/N: Mario, Luigi, and all other related characters in the Mario Universe belong to Nintendo.)
ONE CRAZY NIGHT
8:25 PM :: Toad Town
Bowser: "BOOHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
--Bowser was crying again. Mario and Toadette pulled out of the bushel of thorns and attempted to pull the thorns out of Bowser's backside but his wiggling made it too difficult and the sounds he made didn't help much. Bowser's crying sounded like an erupting volcano spewing out glass. Mario walked over to the Lakitu.
Mario: "Why did my brother hire you?"
Lakitu: "WHAT?"
Mario: "Why did MY brother hire you!?"
Lakitu: "I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING!"
Bowser: "BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!"
Mario: "WHY DID LUIGI HIRE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE FOR?"
Lakitu: "THE REASON FOR MY HIRING HAS TO BE TAKEN UP BY MY EMPLOYER. YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK TO HIM."
Mario: "CAN I GO IN?"
Lakitu: "WHAT?"
Mario: "CAN I GO IN PLEASE? THIS IS MY HOUSE!"
Lakitu: "ACCESS IS DENIED! THE ONLY ONES WHO MAY ENTER..."
Mario: "LUIGI!"
Bowser: "BOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHH!
Luigi: "THAT'S ENOUGH!"
--Luigi tosses a power hammer out the window and hits Bowser in the head. He passes out cold.
Luigi: "No one can enter this house."
Mario: "What, you mean forever? This is my house"
Luigi: "This is my house too. I pay my share of the bills with my job at Burger King. Can't you understand that there is no way you're going to get in?"
Mario: "..."
Luigi: "And one more thing."
--Luigi tosses a power hammer out the window and hits Mario on the head