Disclaimers: WE DO NOT OWN POTC (Wahhhhhh.....) All we own is Morwenna, Kate and Robin. Oh yeah, and the Black Death. Only problem: we DON'T WANT to own the Black Death OR its sister ships, the Death Breath , Retainer Breath, and Death Threat.
Another chapter of craziness! Enjoy! Do not choke to death laughing! Do not spend 65 bucks on the Lord of the Rings: Extended and Expensive editions (which has nothing to do with this!!) And do not pretend to be Kate or Jack (or Will or Liz or Morwenna. Especially Morwenna.) and run around with a sword made out of duck tape and cardboard!! (Note: This story is in the modern world. Really.) (Morwenna is Jack's half-sister. same mom, different dad.)
Chapter Two Jack, Morwenna, and the Liquor Cabinet (The Refrigerator Breaketh Soon)
After they dragged Jack to his bedroom and gave up on cleaning, Liz found that the keys to the liquor cabinet were mysteriously missing. Also they heard Jack singing something in his room. " 99 bottles of rum on the wall, uh, 89? bottles of rum-" this was interrupted by something-"ya take one down, ya pass it aroundddd...." THUDDDDDD...Will heard Morwenna say something about the fact that she had to share living quarters with a drunk idiot that needed to check in to a mental hospital...and Will said that Morwenna was the pot calling the kettle black, because Morwenna was drunk too. After that, things started to happen pretty fast. Morwenna, clutching a a can of beer, ran into the kitchen and somehow toppled over the fridge. The sink exploded, little bits of china hitting the ceiling fan and dropping onto the floor. Morwenna dropped her beer in amazement. "Shit." Morwenna said. This was the only way anyone could describe the situation.
So it was that the people who had not passed out went to Tortuga Mall to get a new fridge and to find someone who would install a new sink. This meant that they had to commandeer the mall. " We're going to steal the mall??" asked Will in amazement. Liz overheard this and began to do her little happy dance. "No," said Jack. "COMMANDEER the mall. Nautical term." Morwenna groaned. "Not the first time, either. The last time he did this was when..." She began to explain the story of The Big Mistake Her Idiotic Half-Brother Made. The Commodore overheard the story and rolled his eyes. he was with his old high school friends. "HEY!!" yelled Jack. "It's the walking Mardi Gras float! Join the party dude! What took you so long??"