The Horrors of a Band Fic Request

Hey my fellow bandos!!! Can someone pleaze write a flute/trumpet bando fic?!?!! WAIT!! What am I thinking?!?! A brass a wind?!?! That's like, I dunno, Richard Simmons and Donald Trump (not that I have any thing against them)….wait…nevermind its not that bad, IT'S WORSE!!!! O well, can someone still write one for me? PLEASE!?!?!?!