(Ok, Movin on up... #1 I got a lot of this... NO! it will not be a buffy
crossover. I've seen like one episode of that show so don't worry. I
wasn't even planning that nor was I expecting to get comments on it. I got
one bit of criticism but it was incorrect. Now Amberion, I see what your
getting at but you forgot something. The previos two recipiants of the
blessing of Juosenkyo was given to GIRLS that fell in the spring of drown
BOY. You see, in the anime I'm very sure that it never says how old the
spring of drown boy is. Yes the spring of drown girl is 1500 years old but
Boy well that's 3000. After all, guys are a lot more reckless right?
Ryudo Ray, Ranechi I hold you both in the highest esteem. Thanks for the
reviews. Well, I guess that's all. Now the only question is when will I
finish this fic? Sorry for it bein' so long to continue. Well, You can
tell from the Chapter name this was tough. A: I gotta get Ranma to
California and B: I gotta illustrate well, um... you'll get the idea.
I'm really starting to like this one. But some of my old fics I'm not
gonna continue. I'll tell you the ones that I'll continue in my bio. Kay?
On with the show.)
Chapter 4: That Time of the Month
Ranma was running. No not jumping on air like you would expect her to be. But instead, she was running on the ground from a fighter jet that had seen her and managed to classify her as an alien or a UFO, and was now proceeding to fire at her. (Granted his aim was horrible, but at least he was trying!)
"DAMN IT! I HATE FRANCE!" Ranma cried. "I didn't even know the French HAD Jets!"
Ranma ran untill she saw a nearby cave. She decided going into the cave was better than being the target of a very persistant missle. (Fortunantly the fighter hadn't used that yet) Inside the cave Ranma camped for about a day. Around noon the next day she came out to find the area deserted of any intelligent life.
It had been two weeks since she had left Nerima. Nothing happened that was really unusual except for the jet. Now she was almost to the end of France and was sheilded by yet another forest. She had passed through Russia on her way there, so she could stay in the forest. She prefered to avoid cities.
Once she got to the West coast of France she planed to Jump/Fly her way to England. Spend about a day there find a trade route across the atlantic and then Jump/Fly to America stopping occasionally on boats that would surely be on the way.
Soon she reached the Channel of water that lies between England and France. After about half an hour she had crossed it. With the awed looks of boat veiwers below she kept going without landing anywhere near a dock...
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She traveled for about an hour before she found a place to buy a map and ask about trade routes for boats going to America. Fourtunantly she knew the English language, unlike the French. She, oddly enough, found one heading for a city called Myrtle Beach. "What a weird name," She thought.
She decieded to get a head start since it was only about 2:00 in the day. English time of course. She began. The whole way she had absolutluy no problems... Well, there was that one time the captain had considered her a stowaway and tried to make her "Swab the deck,". That went very well...
Three weeks after leaving Nerima she made it to the American border. Deciding it would be better not to, uh, fly in, she let herself fall into the water and swam to shore. She ignored the odd looks she recieved for not wearing a suitable bathing suit. She also ignored the men who stared at her wet chest.(Believe it or not) After all, they stopped staring the second she began to glow red with Chi so as to dry herself off.
At 6:27 p.m. on August the 11th Ranma Saotome did the unthinkable. She got out the little yen she had been saving for such an occasion(and keeping secret from a certain money grubbing son-of-a-!@#$!) Changed it into American money and slept... In a five star hotel! And she LOVED it! She must have taken what? six baths in the Hot tub, playing with the jets. She slept on the bed like an angel. No snoring at all. Ranma had always wondered what it was like to sleep on a REAL bed, instead of a futon. She knew she had before but that was when she was about five years old. She couldn't believe how much better she slept! "NO WONDER AKANE ALWAYS GOT UP BEFORE ME!" Ranma cried, "She had a spring matress!"
The cleaning lady skipped Ranma's room that night.
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Ranma had run out of food the day after her "close encouters of the Good Sleep kind," But she had one serious advantage. Since she was, perhaps, even cuter than she was in her red head form, she had a never ending supply of Ice cream. Of course Ranma's favorite pastime, other than martial arts, was eating. And she liked nothing more than ice cream. Therefore the last week of the trip to California gave Ranma expertise in EVERY type of ice cream on the planet. (Or in every state from South Carolina to California that is...)
By the time she had made it to California it had been four weeks since she had become a girl. One month. That was when things started to go... well, wrong. She got a stomach ache one day while she was looking for a place to stay while she searched California for a cure. She thought it was from all the ice cream she had eaten. She was one hundred percent correct. But something else happened. Right after she had found the perfect place to stay for about a week in the middle of California, she began... bleeding.
Amazingly enough, Ranma had paid attention, a little in sex ed classes, just incase she ever got stuck in her girl for a long time. She wasn't quite as clueless as everyone thought. She didn't know exactly what to do, but she knew the word Tampon had something to do with it. Using the Umisenken Techinique (this was quite possibly the most pressing emergency Ranma had ever been in so it was worth it to use the forbidden techniques!) Ranma stole a box of tampons from a super market and ran into a nearby bathroom. She slowly figured things out and realized just how bad girls had it sometimes.
"I have GOT to get rid of this curse!" Ranma thought as she left the bathroom.
She was very edgy the next few days and had a seriously hard time getting any ice cream. Knowing now that he had gone just about as far into the world of being a girl as he could ever possibly go he was becoming seriously worried about whether the cure here would work. If it didn't... well, she didn't want to think about that.
"Well, I made it to California!" Ranma thought, as she went back to the apartment she planned to rent out.
(Yeah I know it's short has, like, no diologe and well... is all around more of a side story. But well, gotta get her to Callifornia and I can't just say she jumped there. Plus who is she gonna talk two? The people who have their mouths hanging open after seeing her abnormal abilities? Well I think I'll have to end this one shorter but It was seriously hard to write. I don't really know why though... Well later!)
Chapter 4: That Time of the Month
Ranma was running. No not jumping on air like you would expect her to be. But instead, she was running on the ground from a fighter jet that had seen her and managed to classify her as an alien or a UFO, and was now proceeding to fire at her. (Granted his aim was horrible, but at least he was trying!)
"DAMN IT! I HATE FRANCE!" Ranma cried. "I didn't even know the French HAD Jets!"
Ranma ran untill she saw a nearby cave. She decided going into the cave was better than being the target of a very persistant missle. (Fortunantly the fighter hadn't used that yet) Inside the cave Ranma camped for about a day. Around noon the next day she came out to find the area deserted of any intelligent life.
It had been two weeks since she had left Nerima. Nothing happened that was really unusual except for the jet. Now she was almost to the end of France and was sheilded by yet another forest. She had passed through Russia on her way there, so she could stay in the forest. She prefered to avoid cities.
Once she got to the West coast of France she planed to Jump/Fly her way to England. Spend about a day there find a trade route across the atlantic and then Jump/Fly to America stopping occasionally on boats that would surely be on the way.
Soon she reached the Channel of water that lies between England and France. After about half an hour she had crossed it. With the awed looks of boat veiwers below she kept going without landing anywhere near a dock...
********************
She traveled for about an hour before she found a place to buy a map and ask about trade routes for boats going to America. Fourtunantly she knew the English language, unlike the French. She, oddly enough, found one heading for a city called Myrtle Beach. "What a weird name," She thought.
She decieded to get a head start since it was only about 2:00 in the day. English time of course. She began. The whole way she had absolutluy no problems... Well, there was that one time the captain had considered her a stowaway and tried to make her "Swab the deck,". That went very well...
Three weeks after leaving Nerima she made it to the American border. Deciding it would be better not to, uh, fly in, she let herself fall into the water and swam to shore. She ignored the odd looks she recieved for not wearing a suitable bathing suit. She also ignored the men who stared at her wet chest.(Believe it or not) After all, they stopped staring the second she began to glow red with Chi so as to dry herself off.
At 6:27 p.m. on August the 11th Ranma Saotome did the unthinkable. She got out the little yen she had been saving for such an occasion(and keeping secret from a certain money grubbing son-of-a-!@#$!) Changed it into American money and slept... In a five star hotel! And she LOVED it! She must have taken what? six baths in the Hot tub, playing with the jets. She slept on the bed like an angel. No snoring at all. Ranma had always wondered what it was like to sleep on a REAL bed, instead of a futon. She knew she had before but that was when she was about five years old. She couldn't believe how much better she slept! "NO WONDER AKANE ALWAYS GOT UP BEFORE ME!" Ranma cried, "She had a spring matress!"
The cleaning lady skipped Ranma's room that night.
*********************
Ranma had run out of food the day after her "close encouters of the Good Sleep kind," But she had one serious advantage. Since she was, perhaps, even cuter than she was in her red head form, she had a never ending supply of Ice cream. Of course Ranma's favorite pastime, other than martial arts, was eating. And she liked nothing more than ice cream. Therefore the last week of the trip to California gave Ranma expertise in EVERY type of ice cream on the planet. (Or in every state from South Carolina to California that is...)
By the time she had made it to California it had been four weeks since she had become a girl. One month. That was when things started to go... well, wrong. She got a stomach ache one day while she was looking for a place to stay while she searched California for a cure. She thought it was from all the ice cream she had eaten. She was one hundred percent correct. But something else happened. Right after she had found the perfect place to stay for about a week in the middle of California, she began... bleeding.
Amazingly enough, Ranma had paid attention, a little in sex ed classes, just incase she ever got stuck in her girl for a long time. She wasn't quite as clueless as everyone thought. She didn't know exactly what to do, but she knew the word Tampon had something to do with it. Using the Umisenken Techinique (this was quite possibly the most pressing emergency Ranma had ever been in so it was worth it to use the forbidden techniques!) Ranma stole a box of tampons from a super market and ran into a nearby bathroom. She slowly figured things out and realized just how bad girls had it sometimes.
"I have GOT to get rid of this curse!" Ranma thought as she left the bathroom.
She was very edgy the next few days and had a seriously hard time getting any ice cream. Knowing now that he had gone just about as far into the world of being a girl as he could ever possibly go he was becoming seriously worried about whether the cure here would work. If it didn't... well, she didn't want to think about that.
"Well, I made it to California!" Ranma thought, as she went back to the apartment she planned to rent out.
(Yeah I know it's short has, like, no diologe and well... is all around more of a side story. But well, gotta get her to Callifornia and I can't just say she jumped there. Plus who is she gonna talk two? The people who have their mouths hanging open after seeing her abnormal abilities? Well I think I'll have to end this one shorter but It was seriously hard to write. I don't really know why though... Well later!)