Speechless

'OK Draco think, what does every girl have?' Draco was trying his hardest "BREASTS!" He declared.

"I beg you're pardon?" said Blaise Zabini

"What?" Scowled Draco

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but where you or where you not trying to think of a plan to thwart Mrs Mudblood?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So what are you going to do to her breasts?"

"What? Nothing, shut up, I'm thinking." snapped Draco.

"So we can hear." Blaise gestured at the surrounding corridor. Draco went back to thinking. 'So Mudblood, want to play with the Malfoy's now do you? Right ok all girls have (breasts) no all girls have…. (breasts)' he gave in 'ok fine all girls have breasts, so what shall I do to her breasts (wait that sounds like I'm trying to seduce her)' he shuddered ………….."Eureka!"

"Bloody hell Malfoy calm down wont you, you scared the bloody life out of me." Blaise held his hand over his heart as though it was going to explode like a nuclear warhead.

"The reborarse curse!" He clapped his hands and smirked maliciously. This was beyond mean, this was delicious.

"Whatever," Blaise shrugged "It's your funeral."

"S'whun 'mione" Said Ron with a mouth full of pumpkin pasty

"And again Ron, only this time without showing me the contents of your mouth while spraying me with food." She replied wiping her front.

"Gee Hermione," said Harry "that's one way to help lose someone's appetite."

"I said so what are you going to do now? That's the second time you've whacked him and I really don't think he's just goin' to let it lie." Ron's voice was lined with concern.

"I know knowing him though he'll probably find some cruel and unusual curse which will be in some banned dark arts book or other." she sighed.

"What are you going to do?" asked Harry

"I've got an idea but I'm going to need your help Harry."

"What is it?"

"Oh trust me you're going to love this." And she gave a smirk worthy of Malfoy.

The following evening she and Draco sat in opposite chairs Hermione was force feeding herself information (reading with great annoyance) and mumbling to herself. Draco was watching her every move, for this to work she needed to have her wand down on the floor. Then she did it. Immediately Draco jumped up and bellowed "REBORARSE!"

Nothing happened.

"But-" Draco stuttered

"But-" mimicked Hermione "the shield charm effective, don't you think?"

Draco was speechless, but in his speechlessness he heard something. Mumbling.

"Who's there?" He seethed. These were his chambers, he may have been sharing with the mudblood but he was still the dominant male. And he did not like his territory being invaded. Hermione walked up to Draco and laid a hand on his shoulder as the mumbling grew louder he heard the words 'impervio onocculous'.

"Draco do you remember last year when Dumbledore was sent away?" Draco's face grew pale. "You do well allow me to show you why. " she went over to a near by wall "Draco meet the D.A.!" The room gradually grew smaller as more and more people appeared from thin air. Including Ron Weasley and Harry Potter.

"Granger." Draco growled. What-"

"NOW!" shouted Hermione. Thirty people appeared and all shouted "SILENCIO!" Draco was swearing rather openly as the people started to run out of the common room but his voice wasn't there.

"Nice try Draco but with that number of spells you'll be speechless for weeks." she smiled and traced his jaw line with her index finger. Then she kissed him. She slipped her tongue into his mouth and pushed him to the wall. She was drawing the essence out of him. She pulled away and smiled wickedly "Good night." and as she went up to her room Draco stood stunned and dropped to the floor. As much to his disgust he realised he enjoyed this side of Hermione.