Laura: Hi
Me: So now we shall stop this chit chat and get along with the story…
Chapter 2: Heartbreak, headache, and fist-in-face
At Mongo Navi cube….
Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Laura: GO AMANDA!
Me: GO ME!
Zelda: Like, go Link!
Laura: 'pulls out new katana and charges at Zelda' RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!?!?
Zelda: Like, AHHHHHHH! 'stabs herself' HA! Now you can't kill me because I already killed myself. 'dies'
Laura: Typical blonde answer.
Zelda: 'wakes up for a split second' Like, OH MY GOSH! What a typical answer to a typical blonde remark.
Laura: DIE! 'stabs her again' Great, now I got Zelda blood on my new katana TT
Me: 'full of myself' I'm gonna kick your ass!
Dark Link: �
Me: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that…punk.
Dark Link: �
Me: �
Crowd: FIGHT, DAMN IT!
Dark Link: 'whips out sword'
Me: NO FAIR! I don't have a sword TT
Dark Link: So 'charges at me'
Me: AHHHHHH!
Laura: 'tosses me her katana'
Me: Thanks
Laura: YOU GET TO CLEAN IT WHEN YOUR DONE!
Me: Screw that idea! 'tosses katana back'
Laura: � Fine, I'll just stand here and watch you die.
Me: FIGHT HIM, DAMN IT! Even if I did agree to clean it do you really think I know how to use it?!?!?!
Laura: YAY! I get to fight 'trades spots with me'
Me: I feel safe
Dark Link: HOLY CRAP! I can't fight her…in the awesome words of Beavis and Butt-head…she's a dude-chick! She'll kick my ass!
Laura: Damn straight. 'kicks him in the ass'
Dark Link: I wasn't serious!
Me: Thanks Laura, now that we got that sad excuse for a fight out of the way, we can continue on with the real story!
Crowd: Awwwww
One Lone Voice: You suck!
Me: At least I don't suck what you suck!
Laura: Ahahahah
One Lone Voice: DAMN IT! 'shifty eyes' she's on to us.
Me: Who the hell do you think you are, talking to me like that anyway?
One Lone Voice: Tiz I! 'poses' LUIGI!
Laura: � not again.
Luigi: AHAHAHHA! You'll never catch me! 'runs around randomly and hits Laura'
Laura: DAMN YOU! 'picks him up over her head and tosses him in the lake'
Luigi: 'drowning' MAMA MIA!
Laura: Yeah, I hope you get eaten by a wild pack of family dogs!
Luigi: AHHHH 'still drowning' I saw down your shirt!
Laura: 'pulls out a bow and arrow and shoots Luigi'
Luigi: I love you
Laura: Right….that's what a lot of guys have told me….but I only love one guy
Me: 'laughes hysterically' I know who it is, I know who it is, I KNOW WHO IT IS!
Laura: So does everyone else…'cept my mom o.O
Me: Awwww 'mopes around' it's not a secret TT
Luigi: DAMN YOU CORY! 'floats around the lake and is never seen again'
Modest Mouse pops up.
Modest Mouse: And we'll all Float On okayeeayyyy!
Me: 'gasp' IT'S MY FAVORITE BAND! MODEST MOUSE! 'runs over and falls into a bowing position'
Isaac Brock (lead singer in Modest Mouse, for all you idiots who don't know who he is): Uhhhhhh, hello?
Me: I LOVE YOU!
Link: I thought you loved Jay.
Me: Oh yeah, Jay is old news 'kicks Jay into the lake next to Luigi' and Guillerme is now the apple of my eye 'takes an apple in the shape of Guillerme head out my eye'
Laura: That's creepy…I WANNA SEE IF I CAN DO THAT WITH CORY! "Pulls an apple in the shape of Cory's head out of her eye' CREEPY!
Luigi: Wha, wha, WHAT?!?!
Jay: Looks as if we've been dumped.
Luigi: Yeah, were both on the rebound.
Jay: � don't get ideas.
Me: We need to get on with the story 'continues bowing to Isaac Brock'
Isaac: Ok.
Me: I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU!
Isaac: Ok…stop talking in all caps and maybe I'll answer.
Me: OK 'hits caps lock so it's back to normal' It would be an honor if you joined me on the "quest" that I don't know about yet because Sauron has not yet unleashed his evil doings against me…but remember, I don't know about it…so hush hush!
Isaac: Uhhh, ok.
Me: YAY! 'runs around until I hit a wall' AHAHAHAHAHA
Laura: O.O; Yeah…sorry about her, Isaac, but uhhhh she's crazy o.O
Isaac: Riiiiiight…
Me: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU
Isaac: ….
'mongo smileys appear and start destroying everything'
: 'eats Mongo Navi Cube'
Crowd: YAY!
: 'eats crowd'
Crowd: BOOOOOO
MEANWHILE! (earlier0
Sauron: So, what is the first plan of attack?
Gollum: I says we…EATSESS FISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH! 'munches on fish'
Ganondorf: 'snarls' shut up about the damn fish! We need to get down to business.
Sauron: I like the fish idea….'munches on fish'
Gollum: YESSSS! We gotsss another person addicted to fissssssssh, preciousssss.
Sauron: I need fish, mannnn, more fish…I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT FISH 'freaks out'
Ganondorf: 'punches Sauron in the face' GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MANNNN!
Sauron: 'laughes hysterically'
Ganondorf: FINE! You both can munch on these, ummm special, fish I cooked 'pulls out rotten fish that have obviously been poisoned'
Gollum and Sauron: 'munches fish and passes out on the floor'
Ganondorf: FINALLY! Now I can get along with my evil plans MWAHAHAHAHAH 'thunder crackles' I'VE GOT IT! I shall destroy Amanda with what she so loves….MONGO SMILEYS!
BACK AT LAKE HYLIA?!?!?!
Me: WHAT CRUEL IRONY! Being destroyed by what I so dearly hold close to my heart!
O.o: 'eats Modest Mouse'
Isaac: Please get me out of here.
Me: NOOOO 'randomly' damn it. 'destroys O.o and saves Modest Mouse'
Isaac: Thanks.
Me: Anything for you
Guillerme: What about me?
Me: Anything for you too
Jay: What about me?
Me: Screw you.
Cory: What about me?
Me: Screw you too.
Laura: That's my job.
Me: PLEASE! Do not speak like that in front of me!
Laura: 'steps behind me' How 'bout now?
Me: NO! 'pouts' Guillerme, tell her to stop!
Guillerme: 'stands there and stares' Who are you again?
Me: AMANDA! Remember, in shop class?
Guillerme: Oh yeah….I remember you.
Me: HEY! You should feel honored to have my liking, for not many people do. You're the second guy I've ever liked
Laura: That's pathetic and nobody cares, beside…there are bigger issues right now…LIKE THE MONGO SMILEYS!
: 'puts out a confused spell'
Everyone except me: 'is confused'
Me: HA!!! That doesn't effect me 'dances' I'm already confused! 'pulls out a flamethrower and destroys ' Now that that is taken care of!
Everyone except me: 'is unconfused' YAY!
Me: 'full of myself' yeah, I destroyed it.
Laura: Ummmm….isn't that the flamethrower I gave you for Christmas last year?
Me: YEAH! 'passes out flamethrowers' LET GET THESE MUTHA 'beeeeeeep' 'kicks Jay' Why did you beep me out?
Jay: Because you don't love me anymore TT
Me: OF course, you lost your chance 'galres at Guillerme' and you're getting pretty close to losing me too!
Guillerme (If you haven't figured it out by now, he is French so his name is spelled funky, it is pronounced Gyome): HON HON HON! I am too charming to ever have you give up on me!
Me: Yeah, you just wait and see about that….Jay thought he was one smooth criminal too,
Meghan: Aren't I a smooth criminal?
Me: NO! 'throws Meghan in the lake'
Laura: AMANDA! She is too a smooth criminal.
Me: PFFFFFFFT!
Pippin: DAMN IT! You really need to have more Lord of the Rings characters say things if you're going to consider this a crossover!
Merry: Uhhh, yeah!
Me: Fine, if you think you're so tuogh I'll just let you defeat all of the mongo smileys…and if you succeed, I shall put you in more.
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin: HOBBIT POWER! 'forms into a mongo hobbit, which doesn't really help because they're the size of a normal person'
©©: RAAAAA! I WILL COPYRIGHT YOU!!!!
Mongo Hobbit: No you wont!
©©: YES I WILL!
Mongo Hobbit aka MH: Nuh uh!
©©: 'copyrights Mongo Hobbit'
MH: NOOOOOOOO!
Link: Ehehehehe, I'm already copyrighted!
MH: DAMN YOU ©©! 'uses a ice thrower and freezes ©©' MWAHAHAHAHA! 'freezes all the mongo faces along with the lake'
Mongo Faces: NOOOOOOOO! 'disappear'
Link: Congratulations, Hobbits! You will now be in the story more often.
Mongo Hobbit: 'forms back into 4 separate hobbits' SCORE!
Me: I WANNA SKATE ON THE LAKE! 'runs on the lake and falls'
Laura: AHAHAHAHA! You're so stupid, ahahaha!
Darunia: 'punches a hole in the ice' I want to fish!
Laura: I thought you ate rocks o.O
Darunia: That crazy Gollum got me hooked! 'ice continues breaking and soon everyone is caught on a single piece of ice drifting in the middle of the lake' DAMN YOU GOLLUM!
Me: Now Darunia, don't you dare go blaming this on someone else…it was you who chose to punch the ice, not Gollum.
Darunia: I know, but I shall continue to blame him! So, how are we supposed to get back o.O
Me: 'considers the possibilities'
Laura: We could throw someone in and ride them.
Me: I want to ride Guillerme.
Laura: AMANDA! Don't talk like that in front of me!
Me: So are we at an agreement? You do not talk about Cory like that in front of me and I will not talk about Guillerme like that in front of you.
Laura: Fine!
Isaac: You know, we could just swim to shore.
Me: !!!! You have the best ideas Isaac!
Isaac: ….
Everyone: 'swims to shore' YAY!
Me: All hail Isaac!
Everyone else: No.
Me: 'bows before the great Isaac Brock'
Isaac: Uhhhh, you know…you can stop that.
Me: I LOVE YOU!
Guillerme: You're very confusing. A minute ago you were saying some…odd….things that you wanted to do to me and now you are kissing up to Isaac.
Me: I like to keep people guessing….or just confused.
Laura: Amanda, you keep people VERY confused.
Me: I'm only 14!
Laura: � That is not a good excuse, I am 14 .
Me: But I can pull off the innocence
MEANWHILE!
Ganondor: 'watching everything through the palantir' No! No! No! NO! How did they defeat all of the Mongo Smileys?!?!?!?
Gollum and Sauron: 'still passed out'
Ganondorf: DAMN IT! You guys, we never talk anymore.
Gollum and Sauron: 'still passed out'
Ganondorf: 'grumbles and uses a spell to revive them' THERE! Now are you happy?
Sauron: Uhhh, sure! Is Amanda dead yet?
Ganondorf: NO! I need your help!
Gollum: I saysss we just hunt her down ourselvessess and shoot her.
Ganondorf: No, that would require us having to do some work!
Sauron: So send the Nuzgul after them!
Ganondorf: No no no no no.
Gollum: We gotsss an idea, preciousss.
Bum bum bummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, end of the chapter!!!
-Amanda