Globox: Hmm... if I ruled over them, I could make this town into what I've always dreamed about. Nothing but them offering gifts to me. And if they're not plums...
Rayman: Snap out of it! Besides, we don't know of this place even has plums.
Clyde: Look, all this is going nowhere. Everyone's just standing there, looking up at us.
Globox: I guess you're right. I'm getting hungry anyway. Maybe I'll go down there and see if they'll great "Globonitz" with a pie or something.
Otto: Is that really such a good idea?
Globox: Sure! We're going to starve up here anyway.
Elite: Well, in that case, I think we should use the elevator Durgen just fled into.
Rayman: Elevator?
Elite: Well, yeah, how else could he have gotten here?
Globox: That's great. What are we waiting for?
-Everyone goes into the elevator-
Clyde: Am I the only one who thinks this is a bad idea?
-The door closes. A minute later, the door re-opens at ground level. Globox walks out, and the entire Beanish population is still staring at him, mouths wide open-
Globox: Um... hi.
-No reactions-
Otto: Unless everyone just had aneurysms, I'd say they're still in shock.
Globox: Anur-what?
Otto: Oh, nevermind.
Elite: Hey! Wake up! Wake up!
-Still no reactions-
Rayman: Man, is this ever going nowhere. I suppose we could try and find Durgen to clear this whole mess up.
Clyde: Sounds like a plan. Want to go look for him?
Rayman: Sure. Anything beats this.
-Before Clyde and Rayman can go searching, a random voice in the crowd is heard saying, "GET HIM!"-
Globox: Get what? Movie tickets?
Elite: Hoo boy, are you in trouble now.
-The Beanish people all begin to shout and charge towards "Globonitz"-
Globox: Ah! They're coming to greet their new leader!
Otto: No, you fool! They want to take you out!
Globox: To dinner?
Elite: Oh, just shut it and run!
Globox: No, I refuse to- OOF!
-The Elite Legionary grabs Globox and runs. Otto soon follows-
Rayman: What the? What's going on here?
Clyde: I could be wrong, but I think they're already revolting against old Globox here.
Rayman: We'd better help him out. Come on!
-Rayman and Clyde rush towards Globox, but are soon stopped by a portion of the Beanish mob-
Beanish 1: There! Two of Globonitz's followers!
Beanish 2: Grind them into lunchmeat!
Clyde: Well, this isn't good.
Rayman: You think?!
-The mob swarms over the two and carries them off. Meanwhile...-
Mob: Crush! Crush! Death to Globonitz!
Globox: For the last time, I'M NOT GLOBONITZ!!!
Otto: Don't even try, they won't believe you!
Elite: Think it's about time I dealt with this mob?
Otto: What? You mean this whole time you could have cut them off?
Elite: Yeah, but I needed to... uh... nevermind. Eat mine!
-The Elite Legionary (who will now be referred to as his new name, "Spike") takes out a landmine from his pocket and drops it-
Globox: Huh? That little thing will stop them?
Spike: Watch and learn.
-The mob steps over the mine, which then explodes in a great fireball. The blast incinerates some of them, while the others scream and run back to town-
Otto: And I thought they were going to be nice people. Oh well.
-Spike puts down Globox. They all walk at a normal pace-
Globox: Well, now what?
Spike: No idea. We're in the middle of nowhere. We certainly can't go back to town, we all know that.
Otto: If we only had a guide...
???: Hey, hey! Wait up!
Spike: Who or what is that thing?
???: I'm a Beanish. Wearing black cloak. But don't tell nobody.
Globox: Don't you fear Globonitz?
???: Um... no. I follow Globonitz. He like god to me.
Otto: So, would you mind telling us your name?
???: Uhhhhhhhhh... for security reasons, I not tell.
Globox: Okay, sounds fair. Can you tell us where we can go?
???: You not go back to town, they beat you. You go to village of the Topes.
Spike: The Topes? Like the ones that the old Globonitz made you fight?
???: Exactly. Now, follow me. I know way.
Spike: Would it kill you to learn some grammar?
???: No. Author made me. And all you people out of monitor know it.
Otto: Author? Monitor? What are you talking about?
???: No, nevermind what I say. I not break fourth wall. Follow me.
-The four walk a while. Eventually, a small village comes into view-
???: This is Topes village. We enter now, they help us.
Globox: Won't they recognize me?
???: That is risk you need willingly take.
Spike: I wonder what the Topes are like. I just hope they're not as pug-ugly as those Beanish.
???: Hey! That's an insult to my people!
-The three stare at ???-
???: Um... I mean... nevermind!!! I speak gibberish. Follow me.
-They all enter the village of the Topes. It is very small compared to the Beanish town, with houses made out of stone and roofs made from straw. A few Topes wander around, which look like an average sized being colored red-
???: You go talk. I need to explore village.
-??? runs off-
Otto: What a character, that guy. Well, shall we introduce ourselves?
Globox: I suppose. What's the worst that could happen?
Spike: In that case... HEY, YOU OVER THERE!
Tope: Me?
Spike: Yeah, you. Come over here!
Tope: Okay.
-The Tope walks towards Spike-
Tope: Who are you?
Spike: Nevermind. Allow me to introduce the tyrant, Globonitz!
Globox: HEY!!!
Tope: Globonitz, hm? Let me see... no, you are not Globonitz.
Spike: How can you be so sure?
Tope: He is 1.2 centimeters too tall and his voice is 6.94 hertz too high.
Spike: ...uh...
Globox: Finally, someone knows I'm not that nitzy guy.
Tope: You must be hungry. Come, I'll take you to our leader. We'll eat there. Then maybe we can discuss why you came?
Otto: Sounds fine.
Globox: All right then, let's eat!
Tope: Follow me, if you would.
-Globox, Otto and Spike follow the Tope towards the largest building in the village. Meanwhile, ??? is seen sneaking behind a building-
???: Lies. All lies. Globonitz is allied with the Topes, and they will destroy us all!
TO BE CONTINUED...
