This is a parody of Bowling for Soup's "1985"
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Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Jones just stole it all
Runnin' from a great big ball
One relic a day
Snakes are what he stays away
He ran out the door
And he's played by Harrison Ford
A brown cowboy hat
And a whip is all that
Emperor's Tomb and The Last Crusade
He thought he had it made
Knows all the traps and games
That the ancient ruins he raids
His rival sometimes beats
Him to the fleets
Looks at his awesome life
And everything's been alright since
The Raiders, The Temple
And The Last Crusade
There were relics and trophies
Even though he worked at a University
Indy will live on
Even if he is gone
Cuz he still ownz
Indy, Indy, Indiana Jones
Woohoohoo
(Indiana Jones)
Woohoohoo
He's seen all the ruins
He has a witty mind
An Emperor in a tomb
Even a Temple of Doom
He doesn't care for snakes
But he had to in the raid
He thought he was in Hell
Look how far down he fell
Where's the adventure that he had
Why isn't he still doing that?
Why did he quit doing it?
Whatever happened to Indians, booby traps
(on the big screen was)
The Raiders, The Temple
And The Last Crusade
There were relics and trophies
Even though he worked at a University
Indy will live on
Even if he is gone
Cuz he still ownz
Indy, Indy, Indiana Jones
Woohoohoo
He hates nothing except snakes
Did he ever have a tough break?
And when did Harrison want to stop?
Don't make it stop
Start!
And bring back
The Raiders, The Temple
And The Last Crusade
There were relics and trophies
Even though he worked at a University
Indy will live on
Even if he is gone
Cuz he still ownz
Indiana Jones
Woohoohoo
The Raiders, The Temple
And The Last Crusade
There were relics and trophies
Even though he worked at a University
Indy will live on
Even if he is gone
Cuz he still ownz
Indy, Indy, Indiana Jones