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A/N: I know these chapters are being uploaded quickly, but hopefully someone besides Beuamont is reading them, and they want to read the rest of my letters!

Fred

George

July 31, 1996

Harry's 16th Birthday

Harry,

We decided that, since everyone else is writing you letters, because you're just so bloody special, we would write you one too.

Now, as you know, serious is not, and I repeat NOT, our business, so if you are dead, which we all know is impossible, we want to express our deepest sympathies to all of your numerous adoring fans, I thought we were being serious. Harry, you are like a little brother to us, so don't get yourself blown up!

So on with the fun stuff. We've been doing some snooping, and we found Hermione's letter to you, and we thought it was very beautiful, in fact, Fred here started to cry, yes, I was absolutely bawling. So if you haven't read the bloody letter yet, please make sure you do soon.

Now Harry, we would like to have a nice chat, about our lovely little, Marauders' Map. Now of course we understand that you will be keeping it, but considering it is so very special to us, and because we all know you love us so very dearly, we want you to talk Hermione into making a double. Which we all know she is perfectly capable of doing. And I happen to be quite sure that she is willing to do anything for you. Fred, what if he hasn't read the letter yet? Well, that's not exactly our problem now is it? No, I suppose it isn't.

Now, we would also like to thank you, for being oh, so very generous, Fred, would you stop with the sarcasm? Oh yes sorry, anyway, we wanted to thank you, for giving us the money to start the joke shop. Which means that you ca't die on us because if you do, Dumbledore will read this letter aloud at your funeral, and mum will know that you're the one who sponsored our 'mistake shop.'

See Harry, now you have three reasons not to die, not that you really need any other reason besides Moldie-scumbag killing your mum and dad, One being that we know a little secret about you and Hermione, Two being that everyone will know about the Marauders' Map, and three being everyone will know that you sponsored our shop, which will result in mum digging up your corpse and killing you again.

So, Don't die on us!

Fred and George Wealsey

Okay, I loved writing this chapter, I love the twins. So, now that you've read, you get to do something VERY special, you get to hit the blue button that GO, can you do that?

-Cole