Ritsuko: I've said too much. (Pulls out gun, grabs Maya and runs off with
her)
All: The hell. (Then everyone goes back to what they were doing: Porn reading, the game 'Risk', and watching a marathon of Monty Python.)
~~ That one place ~~
GOD: Angel #7! Go!
Angel #7: Aww! Come one! This is actually pretty funny shit goin on down there!
GOD: Now!
Angel #7: Fine. (Jumps off cloud and descends to Tokyo-3)
~~ Command Center ~~
Siren *Angel alert!*
Misato: Damnit! And it seemed like a nice, calm week.(To everyone) Ok, we gotta deal with this crap-damnit! I forgot, (Points to Ritsuko and glares) YOU killed Shinji!
Ritsuko (Sitting down with Maya not too far behind): Eh, so what?
Misato: Well, send Asuka and Rei out there.
Unit 02 and 00 launch up and are looking right at the angel.
Rei: Let me go first.
Asuka: No way in hell! (Runs off and slices angel in half) Ha! There ya go!
(Becomes two angels.)
Asuka: WTF?!
Rei: Ha! In yo' face bitch!
Angels whap both the Evas' asses off. Cut to slide show.
Fuyutski: Damnit! I told you we should have gotten adults to work with the Units!
Shigeru: Yea, but would they look as good in the plug suits?
Fuyutski: Oh yea. (Pictures Rei *Drools*)
Ok, Rei and Asuka do all that practice stuff like Shinji and Asuka would have, but he's dead now (hehehe) and now its D-Day! w00t! I LOVE PLOT HOLES! They work like freeways in fanfictions
Misato: You guys ready?
Asuka: Yep.
Rei: Yes.
Misato: Ok.
*LAUNCH!*
Then the three enjoyed a kick-ass game of Halo on the X-Box.
Back to the real story.
Timer: 1:00
Music starts!
Flips in the air!
They both grab their guns!
Asuka Runs and shoots!
Rei runs and shoots, and trips over a car.
Rei: Damnit!
Asuka: Well I guess its up to me.
Asuka runs up the two angels and does a back-flip kick right into the angel's crotches, sending both angels flying back up to Heaven and bitching to God about why the hell he decided to give angels genitalia.
Misato: .well that worked.
Asuka: Yea baby! (Does victory dance, but trips over Unit 00 who is still on the ground and falls on Unit 00) Damnit!
All: .
Asuka: Hey! Get off me!
Rei: The hell?! You fell on me you German whore!
Fuyutski: And this is what happens when you trust those 'Mail-away-bride' assholes.damnit.
Gendo walks in.
Gendo: All I need to do is drink this and I'll as good as new. (Is about to drink potion) But I never got a chance to hear what Rei thought about. I guess I'll just wait a day or two. (Puts potion away)
A/N: You know what that means? That means that this crappy fic ain't over with yet! Co-A/N: Whoo!
Gendo (Looking at the screen, sees that angel is defeated): Good, Fuyutski, you handle the rest of this.
Fuyutski: But everything's over!
Gendo: .Ok then. Just do the rest of the crap that I do.
Fuyutski: ^ Yes! Now I can finally sit in his chair! ^
Gendo: Don't sit in my chair.
Fuyutski: ^ Damnit. ^ Yes Sir.
Gendo walks down the corridor leading to the Rei tank, taking off his clothes to reveal him wearing swim trunks. He whistles as he opens the door, pushes a button labeled 'Jacuzzi Rei Tank' and looks up to the tank that should be full of Rei's, only to find.
Gendo: What?! All my Rei's are dead! Oh look, there's Shinji in there too.but my Rei's! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!! (Shakes fist in air) DAMN YOU MR. NIBBLES! WASN'T MY DEW ENOUGH!!??
Shinji (Walking up to Gendo): Father, what are you doing?
Gendo (Looking at Shinji): You! You of all people to survive-you damnit! (Bangs head on Rei tank)
Shinji (Backing away): Well, it was nice talking to you, father.
~~ Command Center ~~
Misato: Ya know, that fight scene was almost mesmerizing.
Makoto: Yea.
Shinji (Walks up): Hey.
Ritsuko: What how the hell are alive?!
Shinji: You know what.I don't know.
Rei and Asuka come up.
Asuka: Yea! I did good!
Misato: Are you guys even allowed here?
Asuka, Rei, and Shinji: No clue.
Misato: Well, anyway, you all are gonna have Sync tests tomorrow, so you don't have to go to school.
Asuka: Yea! This day keeps on getting better!
Shinji: But does it matter? You've already been through college, right?
Asuka (Nervous): Um, yea, but for some reason, I have to go back to junior high.
Rei (Stating): You don't know how to read at all, do you?
All: .
.
.
.
Shinji: Well, I guess I'll be going home now.
All: Yea, home. um, yea.me too.
So all three Children walk home together, well Asuka stayed behind about a block cuz she was afraid Shinji and Rei would start using big words on her, but she's not important right now, what's going on with Rei and Shinji is.
Shinji: That was actually pretty cool the way you said that to Asuka.
Rei: Yes.
Shinji (Nervous): Yea.well I thought so.
Rei: Yes.
Shinji: Ya know, Rei, I think I like you.
Rei: You don't realize that I'm just a clone of your mother do you? So if you were to go out with me, It would be the same as going out with your own mother really.
Shinji: Damn. And then people would have an excuse for calling me a 'motherfucker'.damn.
Rei: Yes.
both: Hmm.
both begin to think about the idea
Rei goes to her house, and Shinji and Asuka go to there home. End of that.
~~ in the ether of time and space.AKA: Fro's desk ~~
Fro(stops typing and looks at his work while Skidlebop is drinking an icee): you know skidlebop. We COULD just paste in THAT part from 'Rei's child' here and be done with this.
Skidlebop(stops and thinks about it):.you know what.. We COULD!
~~~ end of chapter 4 ~~~
End notes, by the Co-author/monkey slave/brother of skidlebop: ok that was chapter 4 of this really crappy Fanficton.all I have to say to those kick- ass flamers is: Good for you(no sarcasm) I want to answer their rants. Yes we have seen evangelion. MANY times. Infact, we paid less for it (instead of $145 we paid $108! Ha! For the whole 8 disk set) and before we bought the disks we downloaded the whole series from KAZAA 5 months prior to the release of the box set...we're just REALLY bad writers.
Thanks! About 2 more chapters and Gendo is healed! Yay!
All: The hell. (Then everyone goes back to what they were doing: Porn reading, the game 'Risk', and watching a marathon of Monty Python.)
~~ That one place ~~
GOD: Angel #7! Go!
Angel #7: Aww! Come one! This is actually pretty funny shit goin on down there!
GOD: Now!
Angel #7: Fine. (Jumps off cloud and descends to Tokyo-3)
~~ Command Center ~~
Siren *Angel alert!*
Misato: Damnit! And it seemed like a nice, calm week.(To everyone) Ok, we gotta deal with this crap-damnit! I forgot, (Points to Ritsuko and glares) YOU killed Shinji!
Ritsuko (Sitting down with Maya not too far behind): Eh, so what?
Misato: Well, send Asuka and Rei out there.
Unit 02 and 00 launch up and are looking right at the angel.
Rei: Let me go first.
Asuka: No way in hell! (Runs off and slices angel in half) Ha! There ya go!
(Becomes two angels.)
Asuka: WTF?!
Rei: Ha! In yo' face bitch!
Angels whap both the Evas' asses off. Cut to slide show.
Fuyutski: Damnit! I told you we should have gotten adults to work with the Units!
Shigeru: Yea, but would they look as good in the plug suits?
Fuyutski: Oh yea. (Pictures Rei *Drools*)
Ok, Rei and Asuka do all that practice stuff like Shinji and Asuka would have, but he's dead now (hehehe) and now its D-Day! w00t! I LOVE PLOT HOLES! They work like freeways in fanfictions
Misato: You guys ready?
Asuka: Yep.
Rei: Yes.
Misato: Ok.
*LAUNCH!*
Then the three enjoyed a kick-ass game of Halo on the X-Box.
Back to the real story.
Timer: 1:00
Music starts!
Flips in the air!
They both grab their guns!
Asuka Runs and shoots!
Rei runs and shoots, and trips over a car.
Rei: Damnit!
Asuka: Well I guess its up to me.
Asuka runs up the two angels and does a back-flip kick right into the angel's crotches, sending both angels flying back up to Heaven and bitching to God about why the hell he decided to give angels genitalia.
Misato: .well that worked.
Asuka: Yea baby! (Does victory dance, but trips over Unit 00 who is still on the ground and falls on Unit 00) Damnit!
All: .
Asuka: Hey! Get off me!
Rei: The hell?! You fell on me you German whore!
Fuyutski: And this is what happens when you trust those 'Mail-away-bride' assholes.damnit.
Gendo walks in.
Gendo: All I need to do is drink this and I'll as good as new. (Is about to drink potion) But I never got a chance to hear what Rei thought about. I guess I'll just wait a day or two. (Puts potion away)
A/N: You know what that means? That means that this crappy fic ain't over with yet! Co-A/N: Whoo!
Gendo (Looking at the screen, sees that angel is defeated): Good, Fuyutski, you handle the rest of this.
Fuyutski: But everything's over!
Gendo: .Ok then. Just do the rest of the crap that I do.
Fuyutski: ^ Yes! Now I can finally sit in his chair! ^
Gendo: Don't sit in my chair.
Fuyutski: ^ Damnit. ^ Yes Sir.
Gendo walks down the corridor leading to the Rei tank, taking off his clothes to reveal him wearing swim trunks. He whistles as he opens the door, pushes a button labeled 'Jacuzzi Rei Tank' and looks up to the tank that should be full of Rei's, only to find.
Gendo: What?! All my Rei's are dead! Oh look, there's Shinji in there too.but my Rei's! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!! (Shakes fist in air) DAMN YOU MR. NIBBLES! WASN'T MY DEW ENOUGH!!??
Shinji (Walking up to Gendo): Father, what are you doing?
Gendo (Looking at Shinji): You! You of all people to survive-you damnit! (Bangs head on Rei tank)
Shinji (Backing away): Well, it was nice talking to you, father.
~~ Command Center ~~
Misato: Ya know, that fight scene was almost mesmerizing.
Makoto: Yea.
Shinji (Walks up): Hey.
Ritsuko: What how the hell are alive?!
Shinji: You know what.I don't know.
Rei and Asuka come up.
Asuka: Yea! I did good!
Misato: Are you guys even allowed here?
Asuka, Rei, and Shinji: No clue.
Misato: Well, anyway, you all are gonna have Sync tests tomorrow, so you don't have to go to school.
Asuka: Yea! This day keeps on getting better!
Shinji: But does it matter? You've already been through college, right?
Asuka (Nervous): Um, yea, but for some reason, I have to go back to junior high.
Rei (Stating): You don't know how to read at all, do you?
All: .
.
.
.
Shinji: Well, I guess I'll be going home now.
All: Yea, home. um, yea.me too.
So all three Children walk home together, well Asuka stayed behind about a block cuz she was afraid Shinji and Rei would start using big words on her, but she's not important right now, what's going on with Rei and Shinji is.
Shinji: That was actually pretty cool the way you said that to Asuka.
Rei: Yes.
Shinji (Nervous): Yea.well I thought so.
Rei: Yes.
Shinji: Ya know, Rei, I think I like you.
Rei: You don't realize that I'm just a clone of your mother do you? So if you were to go out with me, It would be the same as going out with your own mother really.
Shinji: Damn. And then people would have an excuse for calling me a 'motherfucker'.damn.
Rei: Yes.
both: Hmm.
both begin to think about the idea
Rei goes to her house, and Shinji and Asuka go to there home. End of that.
~~ in the ether of time and space.AKA: Fro's desk ~~
Fro(stops typing and looks at his work while Skidlebop is drinking an icee): you know skidlebop. We COULD just paste in THAT part from 'Rei's child' here and be done with this.
Skidlebop(stops and thinks about it):.you know what.. We COULD!
~~~ end of chapter 4 ~~~
End notes, by the Co-author/monkey slave/brother of skidlebop: ok that was chapter 4 of this really crappy Fanficton.all I have to say to those kick- ass flamers is: Good for you(no sarcasm) I want to answer their rants. Yes we have seen evangelion. MANY times. Infact, we paid less for it (instead of $145 we paid $108! Ha! For the whole 8 disk set) and before we bought the disks we downloaded the whole series from KAZAA 5 months prior to the release of the box set...we're just REALLY bad writers.
Thanks! About 2 more chapters and Gendo is healed! Yay!