Rush Hour 3, Pt II
"I know that kid ain't going to remember me, so I figured we better use the fool proof method of getting her without causing a disturbance," Carter said as they approached the scene of the crime.
"Carter, I don't think cold blood is all that necessary," Lee replied.
"Not that, we're gonna kidnap her, it's the only way," Carter said.
"Carter, if she is in ca-joots with the police, then I doubt she'll be that easy to kidnap," Lee brought up.
"She ain't working with the police," Carter argued.
"Yes she is," Lee said.
"No she ain't, they're just keeping a lookout for her because she's got something to do with the gem that's gone missing," Carter explained.
"--------Oh," Lee said.
Carter put a sudden stop to the car.
"What is it now?" Lee asked.
"That's her, that's the girl," Carter pointed.
"Are you sure?" Lee asked.
"Of course I'm sure, I know a kid with a blue sunburn when I see her," Carter answered, "now let's get her."
The two sprung out of the car and grabbed the girl, she spun herself upside-down and kicked the two in the head at once. That caused them to drop her on the ground, she tried to get up and runaway, but Carter grabbed her by the arm. The girl punched him in the jaw with her other hand and ran. Lee tried to block off the only way out of there, but the girl kicked him in the mouth and vamoosed.
"What is the matter with her?" Carter asked.
"Maybe she don't like the idea of being kidnapped by two police officers," Lee suggested.
"Get going, we've gotta find her," Carter shoved him.
The girl came out of hiding and held something up in her hand.
"Freeze! L.A.P.D," they heard.
"What?" Carter asked.
The girl threw her I.D at Carter, knocking him on the ground.
"That girl fights dirty! She packed her I.D with a rock!" Carter pulled out a large rock.
The girl turned and ran away from the scene, leaving Carter and Lee down on their luck.
"That girl's crazy!" Carter yelled.
"It's no use, she got away, we come back tomorrow and look for her," Lee said.
"How do you know she'll be back tomorrow?" Carter asked, "Huh? And in broad daylight?"
"Bad weather," Lee replied.
"What?" Carter asked.
"She has sunburn, and people who have sunburn don't come out in the sunlight, in her case, she looks like she enjoys bad weather. The weather people say 'that we get rain tomorrow', she'll come back," Lee said.
"She just kicked you in the mouth and you talk like she hit you in the head with a rock," Carter replied.
As soon as they got back to the apartment, they received a phone call from Hojun.
"Did you get the girl?" he asked.
"No, she got away, we'll get tomorrow," Lee answered.
"You better hope you get her before Leo Abo does," Hojun brought up.
"What? She is just little girl, what he want with her?" Lee asked.
"That's what we're trying to figure out, but we have plenty of potential answers," Hojun answered.
With that, the conversation ended, Hojun hung up and left Lee looking like an even bigger dummy than he was at the time.
"What happened?" Carter asked.
"Hojun said that Leo Abo will get her tomorrow if we don't get her first," Lee said.
Morning came and the two were out to find the girl, of course that meant carrying an umbrella for when it started to rain.
"There's the place," Lee said.
However, the place seemed pretty empty, nobody around for miles, that was when they heard something snap.
And wham! The girl fell out of the tree above and into Lee's arms. Without using any words, she already made it clear she was trouble by kissing Lee on the mouth.
"What are you doing?" Lee asked.
The girl spoke in Chinese, translated she said, "just showing gratitude."
Lee replied in Chinese, "next time show gratitude to my insides."
"Man, what on earth are you two talking about?" Carter asked in English.
"Carter, this is the girl," Lee said.
Lee rolled up the girl's sleeve and saw a blue streak.
"Yeah, no doubt, that's her allright, now look, do you speak any English?" Carter asked.
However, the girl didn't answer him, she just looked at him funny.
"Shoot! I knew this would happen, I hate this! Everytime, I try to relax, the police, have to inform me about another mission. They get me all excited and give me a lemon! Shoot!" Carter yelled.
"Well Carter, it looks like we're stuck with her," Lee said.
"Allright, look, put your bag in the back and we'll get the hell out of here," Carter said.
The girl punched Carter in the stomach, apparently she had something against his mouth.
"Well, in short, it's your mistake and we're stuck with it," Lee smiled.
"Yeah? Just shutup and you translate her to me," Carter said.
The girl hopped into the back and waited for the clown cops to show up.
"Now look, I've got a few rules for you when we get back to the apartment. Rule number one, no eating the furniture, we're still paying for it, rule number two, no killing anybody in their sleep. Rule number three, no bopping anyone over the head with heavy objects and stealing their clothes, not even the ones they wearing, rule number four, no dumping anybody butt naked into a pan of hot water with salt and pepper," Carter explained.
Carter looked at the girl as she chewed her gum, looking for a good place to stick it.
"And last, and certainly not least for you, no taking out your chewed gum and flicking it into my hair," Carter finished.
The girl took out her gum, rolled it up in a ball, and stuck it on Carter's seat.
"That's much better, now let's get out of here," Carter stuck the key into ignition, "why can't we get a mission with someone who understands English, Lee?"
Lee shrugged and grinned; Carter backed up and drove out of there.
End of chapter 2
"I know that kid ain't going to remember me, so I figured we better use the fool proof method of getting her without causing a disturbance," Carter said as they approached the scene of the crime.
"Carter, I don't think cold blood is all that necessary," Lee replied.
"Not that, we're gonna kidnap her, it's the only way," Carter said.
"Carter, if she is in ca-joots with the police, then I doubt she'll be that easy to kidnap," Lee brought up.
"She ain't working with the police," Carter argued.
"Yes she is," Lee said.
"No she ain't, they're just keeping a lookout for her because she's got something to do with the gem that's gone missing," Carter explained.
"--------Oh," Lee said.
Carter put a sudden stop to the car.
"What is it now?" Lee asked.
"That's her, that's the girl," Carter pointed.
"Are you sure?" Lee asked.
"Of course I'm sure, I know a kid with a blue sunburn when I see her," Carter answered, "now let's get her."
The two sprung out of the car and grabbed the girl, she spun herself upside-down and kicked the two in the head at once. That caused them to drop her on the ground, she tried to get up and runaway, but Carter grabbed her by the arm. The girl punched him in the jaw with her other hand and ran. Lee tried to block off the only way out of there, but the girl kicked him in the mouth and vamoosed.
"What is the matter with her?" Carter asked.
"Maybe she don't like the idea of being kidnapped by two police officers," Lee suggested.
"Get going, we've gotta find her," Carter shoved him.
The girl came out of hiding and held something up in her hand.
"Freeze! L.A.P.D," they heard.
"What?" Carter asked.
The girl threw her I.D at Carter, knocking him on the ground.
"That girl fights dirty! She packed her I.D with a rock!" Carter pulled out a large rock.
The girl turned and ran away from the scene, leaving Carter and Lee down on their luck.
"That girl's crazy!" Carter yelled.
"It's no use, she got away, we come back tomorrow and look for her," Lee said.
"How do you know she'll be back tomorrow?" Carter asked, "Huh? And in broad daylight?"
"Bad weather," Lee replied.
"What?" Carter asked.
"She has sunburn, and people who have sunburn don't come out in the sunlight, in her case, she looks like she enjoys bad weather. The weather people say 'that we get rain tomorrow', she'll come back," Lee said.
"She just kicked you in the mouth and you talk like she hit you in the head with a rock," Carter replied.
As soon as they got back to the apartment, they received a phone call from Hojun.
"Did you get the girl?" he asked.
"No, she got away, we'll get tomorrow," Lee answered.
"You better hope you get her before Leo Abo does," Hojun brought up.
"What? She is just little girl, what he want with her?" Lee asked.
"That's what we're trying to figure out, but we have plenty of potential answers," Hojun answered.
With that, the conversation ended, Hojun hung up and left Lee looking like an even bigger dummy than he was at the time.
"What happened?" Carter asked.
"Hojun said that Leo Abo will get her tomorrow if we don't get her first," Lee said.
Morning came and the two were out to find the girl, of course that meant carrying an umbrella for when it started to rain.
"There's the place," Lee said.
However, the place seemed pretty empty, nobody around for miles, that was when they heard something snap.
And wham! The girl fell out of the tree above and into Lee's arms. Without using any words, she already made it clear she was trouble by kissing Lee on the mouth.
"What are you doing?" Lee asked.
The girl spoke in Chinese, translated she said, "just showing gratitude."
Lee replied in Chinese, "next time show gratitude to my insides."
"Man, what on earth are you two talking about?" Carter asked in English.
"Carter, this is the girl," Lee said.
Lee rolled up the girl's sleeve and saw a blue streak.
"Yeah, no doubt, that's her allright, now look, do you speak any English?" Carter asked.
However, the girl didn't answer him, she just looked at him funny.
"Shoot! I knew this would happen, I hate this! Everytime, I try to relax, the police, have to inform me about another mission. They get me all excited and give me a lemon! Shoot!" Carter yelled.
"Well Carter, it looks like we're stuck with her," Lee said.
"Allright, look, put your bag in the back and we'll get the hell out of here," Carter said.
The girl punched Carter in the stomach, apparently she had something against his mouth.
"Well, in short, it's your mistake and we're stuck with it," Lee smiled.
"Yeah? Just shutup and you translate her to me," Carter said.
The girl hopped into the back and waited for the clown cops to show up.
"Now look, I've got a few rules for you when we get back to the apartment. Rule number one, no eating the furniture, we're still paying for it, rule number two, no killing anybody in their sleep. Rule number three, no bopping anyone over the head with heavy objects and stealing their clothes, not even the ones they wearing, rule number four, no dumping anybody butt naked into a pan of hot water with salt and pepper," Carter explained.
Carter looked at the girl as she chewed her gum, looking for a good place to stick it.
"And last, and certainly not least for you, no taking out your chewed gum and flicking it into my hair," Carter finished.
The girl took out her gum, rolled it up in a ball, and stuck it on Carter's seat.
"That's much better, now let's get out of here," Carter stuck the key into ignition, "why can't we get a mission with someone who understands English, Lee?"
Lee shrugged and grinned; Carter backed up and drove out of there.
End of chapter 2