Disclaimer : I do not own Inuyasha nor Lord Sesshomaru, we do own Kitten and Mitsukia.
Overly large scitso friend: Yalls chars sound like bi-lovers lol . . . It's kinda kinky lol.
My midget self: Not bi-lovers, just overly friendly.
Overly large scitso friend: Bi-lovers - Shishy around the waist (and Mitsukia put her arms around Kitten's waist)
My psychiatrist Raven: Shut up! We're just overly friendly.
Recap: it's dinner time, almost. And kitten needs to punish Fluffy . . . er, I mean lord Shessomaru for being mean.
Chapter 3
Giggling Kitten calls on her ghost powers and slips her hand into Sesshomaru's chest, grabbing his heart she started to squeeze, "let me go now or die Fluffy!" Kitten cheerfully says as her other hand slips into Sesshomaru's stomach, grabs his intestines and gives a little twist, sending excruciating pain to Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru grimaces and drops, he clenches his fist tiring of the incompetence, but before he can do or say anything Kitten starts to float. She floats over to Sesshomaru wraps her arms around his waist and flew of in the direction of the castle.
Some time later
Having arrived at the castle before Kitten and her pet Mitsukia started to make dinner. Inuyasha is currently tied down to a chair wearing a straight jacket and a muzzle on his mouth.
"I hope you like your new strait jacket."
Kitten on the other hand got a bit distracted and flew in the wrong direction. Landing in a desert some fifty miles away from the castle Kitten drops Sesshomaru on his face into the sand, while she walks a few feet away. Kneeling down she picks up a tiny shiny silver object.
"I wonder where Kitten and Fluffy went. Oh well. I hope your hungry puppy. I have turkey, gravy, potatoes, wheat rolls, honey-bread for desert and to drink we have white wine, water, and orange juice. That's for me and Kitten. You and Fluffy get to have a little bit of all this mixed into one milkshake. Hope you enjoy dinner!" Mitsukia said, while she cooked the food.
Sesshomaru gets up and looks toward the castle, which is barely visible, then jumps into the air and jets off in that direction.
About ten minutes later kitten looks up from the shiny object, "Fluffy? Where are you?" Kitten's stomach growls "Um, I'm hungry" Kitten opens a mini worm-hole-transporter-thingy and steps through it, she immediately appears at the kitchen table.
"Hi, Mitsukia! Have you seen Fluffy?" Kitten sits down at the table and starts eating.
"No, but I'm starting to get bored." Inuyasha, knowing what that means, started to struggle to get loose.
"If Fluffy doesn't show up by morning, we go looking for him . . . after breakfast." Kitten sighs.
"Of course." Mitsukia replied and continued to milkshake Inuyasha's food.
Sesshomaru finally arrives at the castle with in an hour or so. 'I can't allow them to kill Inuyasha . . . only I have that privilege,' he thinks to his self.
Kitten is currently helping Mitsukia force feed Inuyasha his milkshake. "Hold still puppy it's not poison, and you need to eat to survive."
Mitsukia stops feeding Inuyasha and looks toward the front of the castle, "We have company and he is mad." Pushes Kitten and the milkshake away from Inuyasha and sits in his lap. "You should concentrate on your own puppy Kitten." Mitsukia then takes off Inuyasha's muzzle and starts to feed him from her own plate.
Mean while Sesshomaru has landed at the doors. He clenches his sword and slams his fist on the door. Problem is, said door opens before Sesshomaru's fist hits it causing Sesshomaru to fall flat on his face.
"Hi Fluffy, we missed you! Time for dinner, please follow me." Kitten says as she walks into the dining room, where there is a long table filled with food, "That's your seat, now eat!" Kitten sits down and watches Sesshomaru, while Mitsukia continued to feed her puppy and ignore everyone else.
Sesshomaru sits down at the far end of the table, cautiously. He is a bit bothered by young Kitten's constant staring. His annoyance grew as she starts to hum a tune and sway from side to side in her chair. After a moment or two Kitten smiles gently at her Fluffy.
"STOP STARING AT ME!" Sesshomaru bellowed, causing Kitten to burst into tears.
"What's wrong with staring? I was only making sure you didn't choke on your milkshake." Kitten gets up from the table whirls around and runs straight out of the room crying. "You're not allowed to play with puppy anymore!" she yells over her shoulder as she exits.
"You big Meany! How dare you do that to her!! Go say you're sorry and beg forgiveness!"
Seeing that Sesshomaru was not going to move Mitsukia continued to berate him in a very loud voice. "If you don't apologize to her I swear I will make you regret the day your mother ever spread her legs for the bastard that sired you!!" With that said, Mitsukia dragged the half dog demon, who was still strapped to a chair, out of the room.
Kitten ran out of the room, she ran for a few minutes before she relied the she was lost.
Lost, I'm lost! How can I get lost in my own castle? Well now that I think about it I don't normally run randomly through the halls when trying to reach my own bedrooms. Sighing she turns and walks through the walls until she reached her rooms.
Back in the dining room all the food disappears. Sesshomaru just shakes his head, "humans. . . can't understand them . . ." Grunting he stands up and snuffs the air, "I can smell him . . . and only I can kill him . . .so if I must I will kill these pathetic humans."
"Now, now Fluffy." Mitsukia, who was listening to him, reviles herself, "It's not nice to compare us to those filthy nasty humans." She walks forward out of the small alchove she had been hiding in. "Kitten wouldn't like that very much." She walks up to Sesshomaru and traces the half moon symbol on his forehead. "You should be careful with what you compare us to. "A soft laugh spills from her lips. "I must get back to the puppy before he gets loose again. Sweet dreams Fluffy." Mitsukia turns and slowly walks away.
In some obscure part of the castle
Kitten has finished reading her book and has decided to play dress up with puppy. She is still mad at Fluffy for yelling at her for no reason at all.
By the time Mitsukia gets to her rooms she sees that puppy is dressed in a white summer dress with a wraith of flowers around his neck, high heels on his feet; Kitten was applying lipstick to Inuyasha's face.
"Hold still puppy or I will mess up and have to redo it." Ignoring Kittens words Inuyasha continues to struggle to be free. Kitten sighs and glares at Inuyasha, then noticing Mitsukia she asks, "Hi Mitsukia! Do you want to play dress-up with us?"
"I'd love to. I was getting so bored with Fluffy." Mitsukia walks up to them, "Kitten, STOP!! That color does not go with the blood he'll be drenched in later." She quickly pulls the dress off of Inuyasha and rushes over o the closet on the other side of the room. After a few minutes on frantic searching Mitsukia pokes her head out of the closet, "Do you have Anything that is not white? I know I do not have anything that is not black. Maybe we can find something pink?"
"I don't know . . . let me see . . . " Kitten said while rummaging through a trunk at the foot of the bed. "No, but we have purple hair dye. Maybe, we can dye the dress and his hair purple. Wait, we also have green hair dye and blue hair dye too."
"Sounds good, us green." Mitsukia looks up at them and sighs in annoyance.
Inuyasha, who had been struggling with is bonds, was finally free, again, runs or his life Knowing that he would fair better with his brother.
"Oh, look the puppy got loose again. guess we'll have to go and catch him." Mitsukia said as she starts for the door.
Hearing a loud crash Kitten gets up and walks through the wall to see what the noise was. Apparently Sesshomaru had just found the room everyone was in, and Inuyasha came running out at the exact same time and they crashed into each other.
Inuyasha scrambles into standing position and then grabs Sesshomaru and pulls him up also. Inuyasha rips off his gag and jumps behind Sesshomaru, "Please protect me from them! You can kill me or whatever afterward, but please don't give me back to them!"
Looking hurt Kitten responds, "Puppy! We have feed you, clothed you, and housed you. This is how you repay us? shame on you!"
Mitsukia enters the hallway, "What's wrong." She sees Inuyasha hiding behind Sesshomaru.
"You no longer want to play with us?" Mitsukia pouts.
Sesshomaru looks to his brother a moment then back to the girls and . . .
Cliffhangers, don't u love 'em?
5 Reivews and I write more.