Eomer drives a ford.

i need to work on other things.......

Okay, this is very mush AU.this really has no ring, and Eomer (whose pov this is) drives a truck. Yah know, there is no character selection for him? That's where the title comes from. Um, really no plot. first published as bill the pony, and then under eldameldo. now, it's just under Sentra

It was much like every other day. Wake up, get dressed, wake sister up, guard her door as she got dressed, go to breakfast, chase away the worm, speak with uncle, chase away the worm, go to stables, brush horse, short ride, report to uncle, chase away worm, drive pretty FORD to winter pasture, feed those horses, drive home, chase away worm, meet sister for dinner, eat dinner, knock worm out so I can sleep at night, escort sister to her room, go to own room, undress, and sleep.

See, very long, boring day. Actually it was on such a long, boring day I meet my first Gondorian. Crazy, dirty man, saying he was the long line descendant to the Throne of Gondor. Smelt worse than Arod's stall when not cleaned for a week.

I was trying to go to the pasture when the crazy, dirty man who says he's the long line descendant to the Throne of Gondor pulled out this sword and ranted about this and that. I ran him over with my FORD.

When I came back, this scary psycho she-elf had found him, and I stopped.

'Can I help you?'

The elf tried to attack me, so I drove away. So much for leaning a helping hand.

When I came home, worm was with uncle, cousin was dead and uncle was acting very strange. Later, an elf wandered in. 'Twas not the she-elf from the truck incident, and I think it was a male... but with them, you never can tell.

He left before dinner. Worm was after sister agean, so I beat him up.

Uncle was worse the next day. Dwarf came to town looking for an elf, I sent him off after the she-elf. I even drove him out there, and eventually drove the three of them to the border of Gondor.

I came back. Uncle threw worm out finally, and sister went out to follow the crazy, dirty man who says he's the long line descendant to the Throne of Gondor to fight off the she-elf.

I went to bed.

Next day I got to ride for 8 hours. I like not having to look over Eowyn. I also like horse back ridding, and my pretty FORd truck.

Eomer

Acutally, I drive a Toyota . but Eomer reminds me of the Alan Jackson commercial so he would drive a ford! This was written for all those out there, like me, who just want to read something different.

Writen: 12/16/03