KOF Battle rap 2- Geese vs. Krauser
Back to the West subway home of the SNK Battle rap. Duck king introduces the next contestants.
Duck king- now ladies, and not-so gentlemen I give you a special treat. An SNK boss Showdown. Introducing first he is the SHIZNIT of Southtown, Geese Howard. And his opponent, the dark Kaiser himself Wolfgang Krauser who can rap as well as he looks.
Round 1 (off the coin toss) Geese
Geese Ni Kattore theme tune plays in the background.
Geese: don't fuck with me cause I'm the lord of Southtown
The best advice from me is to give up right now.
I'm the Fucking boss of bosses, I am pound for pound.
The King of Southtown as I came and break it down!
The king of crime bringing the heat
Fuck John Cena you can't see Geese
If you fuck with me I can guarantee
You won't be leaving here in one piece
Like my supers, I'm just hard to play with.
Back the fuck up unless you wanna facelift
I'm the real deal, your just fake
I've give ya the shock treatment with my thunder break
An irresistible force, you can't move
Yo, you look like something out of a shyster movie.
When this is over, you'll be left deformed
When I bust out my RAGING STORM!!
Duck: vile, villainous lyirics by the crime boss., looking to put somebody in a body bag. Let's see what Krauser can do.
(a hip hop version of Krauser's FF2 theme plays in the back ground)
Krauser- fool, your standing in the presence of royalty
Now you're gonna pay for your disloyalty
I'll chomp your ass up like I was a gator
You suck so bad, no wonder your son hates ya.
Hey, you can get up by yourself,
But you lack the lyrical wealth, and my lyrical stealth.
I'm the royal badass, you're a mother fucking peasant
Fuck around with me and this shit'll be unpleasant
Your supers are ridiculous and your hard to play as
Well all I can say to that shit is "down with your gay ass".
Your on top of your tower, when I give you that boot.
And down goes Geese Howard, hope you have your parachute.
I'm a German royal badass, and my shit's so fine.
Your nothing but a bitch, your better give my shoes a spit shine
Your on another little trip to the depths of hell
I chilled your gravestone, so I hope you SLEEP WELL!
Duck: ooh, Krauser's coming back with a Kaiser wave of Lyrics hotter than his blitz ball. We at the West Subway roll out the red carpet for y'all. Now it's time for the votes by your fans.
Results
Geese: 50% Krauser: 50%
Duck: WOW!! Looks like we have a draw ladies and gentlemen.
Geese then goes up to the judges and threatens to kill their families if they don't change the votes. Needless to say, the judges "voluntarily" give Geese the deciding victory.
Looks like the winner is Geese, by a nose.
Tune in next time for more lyrical lunacy from me.
(rolls credits)
Back to the West subway home of the SNK Battle rap. Duck king introduces the next contestants.
Duck king- now ladies, and not-so gentlemen I give you a special treat. An SNK boss Showdown. Introducing first he is the SHIZNIT of Southtown, Geese Howard. And his opponent, the dark Kaiser himself Wolfgang Krauser who can rap as well as he looks.
Round 1 (off the coin toss) Geese
Geese Ni Kattore theme tune plays in the background.
Geese: don't fuck with me cause I'm the lord of Southtown
The best advice from me is to give up right now.
I'm the Fucking boss of bosses, I am pound for pound.
The King of Southtown as I came and break it down!
The king of crime bringing the heat
Fuck John Cena you can't see Geese
If you fuck with me I can guarantee
You won't be leaving here in one piece
Like my supers, I'm just hard to play with.
Back the fuck up unless you wanna facelift
I'm the real deal, your just fake
I've give ya the shock treatment with my thunder break
An irresistible force, you can't move
Yo, you look like something out of a shyster movie.
When this is over, you'll be left deformed
When I bust out my RAGING STORM!!
Duck: vile, villainous lyirics by the crime boss., looking to put somebody in a body bag. Let's see what Krauser can do.
(a hip hop version of Krauser's FF2 theme plays in the back ground)
Krauser- fool, your standing in the presence of royalty
Now you're gonna pay for your disloyalty
I'll chomp your ass up like I was a gator
You suck so bad, no wonder your son hates ya.
Hey, you can get up by yourself,
But you lack the lyrical wealth, and my lyrical stealth.
I'm the royal badass, you're a mother fucking peasant
Fuck around with me and this shit'll be unpleasant
Your supers are ridiculous and your hard to play as
Well all I can say to that shit is "down with your gay ass".
Your on top of your tower, when I give you that boot.
And down goes Geese Howard, hope you have your parachute.
I'm a German royal badass, and my shit's so fine.
Your nothing but a bitch, your better give my shoes a spit shine
Your on another little trip to the depths of hell
I chilled your gravestone, so I hope you SLEEP WELL!
Duck: ooh, Krauser's coming back with a Kaiser wave of Lyrics hotter than his blitz ball. We at the West Subway roll out the red carpet for y'all. Now it's time for the votes by your fans.
Results
Geese: 50% Krauser: 50%
Duck: WOW!! Looks like we have a draw ladies and gentlemen.
Geese then goes up to the judges and threatens to kill their families if they don't change the votes. Needless to say, the judges "voluntarily" give Geese the deciding victory.
Looks like the winner is Geese, by a nose.
Tune in next time for more lyrical lunacy from me.
(rolls credits)