USA team rap
Southtown USA and the USA team are hanging out around some random street, talking about what to do next. They haven't been in a KOF tournament since 94.
Heavy D- hey man, how's a brother supposed to earn a living with little or nothing to do around here.
Lucky- I'm seeing what your saying, D. I mean KOF still won't let us in. they'd rather let in guys like K', useless jobbers like Kasumi, May Lee, and Bao, and stupid Kyo clones. Don't even get me started on the New heroes team, which really makes no sense.
Brain- and not to mention lame Manga ripoffs like K9999 and Mignon. They said we weren't "Kyo enough".
Heavy D- but it don't matter, because I came up with a plan.
Lucky- really? Let it out then.
Heavy D- you see, there's this new craze sweeping Southtown, "SNK karaoke" it's called, god knows why. It was started by some weird author named Ninjitsuwolf69, a.k.a. Mr. Lewis, or was his name Jamal? Never mind, anyway I figured that if we could go up on stage and grab a mike and start rapping, I'd figure that we'd be safe for a month or 2.
Brian- slamming idea. Where did you get the info?
Heavy D- I found it in this issue of "The Newspaper for unemployed videogame characters looking for jobs ™". I got it off this short Italian dude named Mario.
Lucky- well we'd better get started.
We now go to the USA wharf area, where the Urban locals of Southtown gather round, for. The USA team are on stage in front a good few hundred people, along with a few other guys (mainly back vocalists and musicians), including the guy in the Afro (the short black guy in the 'fro from the USA team stage in KOF 94), and the DJ (Heavy D's cousin), who's standing next to the set of decks.
Heavy D (whispering)- is everything set?
DJ- yeah, everything's ready to go. Let's go.
The Afro man then goes up on stage to introduce the musical band of Ex-fighters.
Afro guy- ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? Are y'all ready for dis?
Crowd- YEAH!
Afro guy- I said are Y'ALL READY READY FOR DIS?
Crowd- YEAH!!!
Afro guy- so let's get ready to drop it like it's hot, so put 'em up for the USA team.
Crowd- YAAYY!!
The USA team come out to start their raps. Their KOF theme plays for them in the background.
Heavy D-Born and raised in the USA
Just call me evolution cause I'm paid laid and made
Sorry that I had to fuck up your parade
But I'm here to drop bombs like I'm throwing a grenade.
The Heavy D, my fists are lethal
They call me XXX like I was Vin Diesel
Who d'ya thinking you playing around with, you weasel
I'll bust your ass like I was medieval.
Who gives a fuck if you're a Starship Trooper
I'll knock you fuckers down with my D Magnum Super.
Cause I'm a heavy hitter just like Mike Tyson
And I'm stomp on your head like my name was Bison
Hitting all you haters with my 1-2 combo
Getting ill on you fools like I was Nick Mondo
Well that's it from your boy heavy D
Fuck around with me and you'll feel the R.S.D.
Chorus-Born and raised in the USA
Just call me evolution cause I'm paid laid and made
Sorry that I had to fuck up your parade
But I'm here to drop bombs like I'm throwing a grenade.
Lucky-insane like a runaway train up in your lane
Like it's only 3seconds to score to win the game
Came to bring the ultimate pain up in your lane
Lucky G with the mike and the ball, I'm untamed.
Step 1-2 as I'm setting up my lay up
When I kick your assess you better not play up
You like the of guy that'll make me die of boredom
Until I slam dunk your as like Michael Jordan.
Lucky G for the USA team
Lucky G bring shit to the extreme
Lucky G is way hotter than steam
So your better get ready, cause I'm 'bout to get mean
Slam Dunk the Funk
Putting it down as I slam-dunk you punks
Slam Dunk the Funk
I'm more Funkier than Pepe Le Pew smoking skunk
(Chorus)-
Brian-Born and raised in the USA
Just call me evolution cause I'm paid laid and made
Sorry that I had to fuck up your parade
But I'm here to drop bombs like I'm throwing a grenade.
Bam, I'm hitting hard just like train
Bam, I'm like Cypress Hill, insane in the brain
Bam, mutha fuckas as your lie there complaining.
6'7 355lbs I be weighing.
You wanna brawl, ok punks let's dance
As I size you up when I'm in my NFL stance
Beware as I make my entrance.
Beware as I make you all shit in your pants.
Watch as we all live the USA dream
Listen as we sing the whole USA theme
Much love to fans of the USA team,
But we're still underrated and still the most hated.
(Chorus) X4
(DJ does a little bit of scratching).
(Chorus without music)
END
The USA team receive a standing ovation from the crowd in the wharf area, as Mr. Lewis gives them their pay and an opportunity to star in another KOF game down the road.