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An A Rank Mission????!!!!!

"Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, tomorrow you three have to come early in the morning. There's a very important mission. Maybe you can say it's an A rank mission," Hatake Kakashi announced to his students. Naruto jumped around and shouted cheerfully, since they had only been doing stupid missions these days. Sakura sighed, she didn't like A rank missions. Sasuke only smirked.

NARUTO

"I'll kick his ass if he comes! Then I'll tie him up and hang him on a tree until next morning!"

"Be quiet, baka! Your voice is annoying! Can't you shut up, or you're the one that is gonna be hanged on the tree for the whole year!"

Sasuke kept quiet. "Why can't they shut up for a while?" he wondered.

"Ah, sumimasen, minna, today my ant that has lived in my room for about two years died, so I buried him in my garden , and it made me late," suddenly their white-haired sensei appeared.

"Woi, what kind of excuse is thaaaa---aaat?" Naruto stomped his feet. "I've came here since early in the morning, I even forgot to drink my milk today! You're going to be responsible if I don't become taller!"

"Ahahahaha…you know I'm never in time, don't you, Naruto? To show that I regret, let's eat ramen. I'll pay for you."

What? Naruto didn't believe his ears. Kakashi-sensei is going to give him free ramen? Maybe the soul of the ant had got into his perverted teacher, and made Kakashi-sensei kind.

Naruto had ate ten bowls of ramen cause he knew that this is a very rare chance. When Naruto asked for the eleventh bowl, Kakashi's face became even paler. And before Naruto took the twelvth bowl, Kakashi-sensei quickly said that it was about time to start their mission. Well, he didn't want Naruto to make him poor by eating a hundred bowls of ramen. Sometimes he really doesn't know what's the difference between Naruto and Chouji when it comes to ramen.

NARUTO

"Naruto here. There's no Konoha ninja here. It's safe. And…WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THIS ISN'T A RANK MISSION AT ALL. IF YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED, I'M GOING TO…"

And his sensei had already hang up. "GRR…I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!"the yellow-haired boy throwed his walkie-talkie that Kakashi-sensei gave him to the ground. The talkie walkie had a photo of a stupid old-man faced ninja dog having a bath on it (you must know who is this dog).

"Sasuke. There's no Konoha ninja here." And he hang up.

"Hahaha…it's a very Sasuke manner to hang up as quick as that."

"Sensei, this is Sakura. Nobody is here. Oh, wait…there is…INO YOU PIG!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"This is a place for public. It's not yours. Ah, yeah, I forgot, where's Sasuke? I havn't seen him for a long time."

"You're not allowed to meet Sasuke-kun!! He doesn't like fat girls like you!"

"And there isn't any boy that likes a girl with a very wide forehead, except that baka Naruto and the thick-eyebrowed green guy.'

"What????!!!!"

"Cih! That's why I don't like fussy girls. They're so annoying, aren't they, Chouji?" Nara Shikamaru asked his best friend.

"Huh? Yeah, you're right! Btw, these potato chips are delicious." nyam nyam

Kakashi scratched the back of his head. "Oh no, this is getting complicated."

So? What is the mission? Please review, ne? This is my second Naruto fic. I hope this is funny enough. And for those who have read, arigato!!! I'll update it as quick as possible.