KIF: Hey guys! This is the real first chapter to Treasure and Strawberries. I posted this the same day as the prologue so there are no replies. I hope ya'll like this chapter. It has 921 words much, much longer than HCHL chapters. It takes a little over 3 pages in Microsoft Word. :D

Hiei: Is that necessarily a good thing?

Bjr: YES! IT'S A GOOD THING!!

Kurama: I have no clue.

Yusuke: Well I for one will have more screen time.

Kuwabara: Don't you mean more story time?

Yusuke: Whatever.

The Rekai Tantei

Those four boys were all very cute. Well except for the tall redhead. The one with the long red hair seemed very polite. The guy in the green jacket with the slicked-back hair acted like a badass. And then there was the 'lil' Goth. They all seemed to be nice boys. Even the Goth who looked like he could kill me.

The boy with long red hair stepped towards me. "Ichigo?"

I was in semi shock. He knew my name! How in the hell did he know my name? "Yes?"

He looked somewhat relieved that I had answered positively. "We are the Rekai Tantei. And have been sent here to get you," he faltered a little bit. "We are to take you to Rekai to fight in a tournament. We need a fifth member and the committee chose you for us. Actually they have a policy that anyone they invite must join."

I looked at them for a few minutes before my eyes bugged out. "Holy shit! You're the Rekai Tantei!

The short Goth stepped forward, looking extremely pissed. "We just said that baka ningen onna."

I leaned towards him, " I know. I just realized where I had heard it." I stood up straight. "You all work for Koenma as Spirit Detectives, though Yusuke is really the only official S.D."

I suddenly whipped out glasses and started talking like an extremely smart person. "Suichii Minamino a.k.a. Youko Kurama. Fox spirit believed to have died 18 years ago. In reality you just escaped to Ningenkai and basically possessed an unborn child."

"You seem to know who we are," Suichii, or Kurama as I preferred to call him, sounded amazed.

"Hiei the Forbidden Child. Born in Koorime village to Hina. Cast out the day after your birth for being a male fire child. Your mother broke the law and reproduced sexually instead of asexually as the custom of the Koorime. It was forbidden for males to be there. Much like the Amazons on the Mascara. You have a sis," Hiei pushed his hand against my mouth to make me shut up. After he removed his hand I said, "Hmm. You still keep that a secret. You really should tell her." He glared at me while Kuwabara looked around confused.

I cleared my throat and continued. "Kazuma Kuwabara. You use multiple forms of the spirit sword. Easily the weakest out of the Tantai and probably the stupidest, one must question your value. You like Yukina, though I think she views you as more a friend than a lover. It is, after all, forbidden for her to bed with a man."

Kuwabara looked as if he didn't know I he should be angry, annoyed, or shocked. Man was it funny.

I walked over and stood in front of Yusuke. "Yusuke Urameshi. You've died once and that death was completely pointless. The little boy you 'saved' would have been just fine. In fact, because of your heroics, he got more scrapes than originally planned. Keiko kissed you to bring you back to life. You like her, but are too thick headed to admit it. You serve as the current Spirit Detective and do a pretty good job. Your parents are Atsuko and Raizen." After I finished Yusuke "profile" I turned around and took a couple of steps away from them.

Intermission

KIF: Owie! My hand hurts.

Hiei: This is the longest chapter you've ever typed.

Yusuke: You said typed not written why?

Hiei: Because, believe it or not, she has hand written the next chapter and it is much longer.

Yusuke: Wow!

KIF: Shut it boys. I'm going to go finish now.

End Intermission

Yusuke cocked his head to the side. "So. Ya gonna join us or face the wrath of all kinds of demons?"

I sighed. "I want to. I want to join and believe. You look just like them, but are you really them? I highly doubt it. Yu Yu Hakusho is just an anime created by Yoshihiro Togashi."

Yusuke looked straight in to my eyes. "How do we prove who we are?"

I stood there thinking, "Hmm. Tell me your deepest darkest secret."

They kind of just stood there looking at me like "you've go to be kidding me."

"Okay I was just kidding anyway. Umm. I'll take ya'll to see me mummy. She knows everything there is to know about you guys. She can tell."

"Well, then take us to see your mother please," Kurama, replied as politely as ever.

So since they had caught me right after the last bell we went to my locker to get my stuff.

Yusuke's jaw dropped. "You have a lot of school work."

I looked at him over my shoulder, "Most of its comics. You baka."

"Oh."

I sighed. Boys really are idiots.

"Hn. Can we please hurry?" Hiei sounded really impatient.

"I've got all of my shit so we can head over to my house now. My mom works at home, so she should be there."

Kuwabaka looked like he wanted to say something so I asked, "Yes?" in a sort of scary way. Like I was in a pissy mood and you were shit in my way.

He swallowed a couple of times before answering, "What exactly does she do?"

I burst out laughing. I fell to the ground and laughed so hard I started to cry. I probably scared everyone on the street at the time. I finally calmed down and got up to dust myself off, before replying, "You looked terrified and that's all you wanted to know. Well she is a comic artist, but also takes freelances jobs. You know like character designer and stuff."

"Oh," Kuwabaka was slightly pink.

We walked silently or a few minutes before, "Okay guys here we are." I stopped in front of a giant Victorian style house.

A/N

KIF: Okay. That's chapter 1! Much longer than the prologue, right? Please review and no flames.

Kurama: She promises to make all of her chapters over 500 words.

KIF: I do?

Kurama: Yes.

KIF: All right.

Kurama: Kami-sama arigato! (Translation: thank god)

KIF: don't forget to read the stories by bowserjr. She's in my fav author's list and she's my beta.

Bjr: That's me! Hi!

Disclaimer: I forgot to put it in the beginning. I don't own YYH and never will. Well I could always go to Japan and ask Yoshi-san if he would give all rights to it to me. But I doubt that will happen.

Hiei: Damn straight.

KIF: You're just mad cause you didn't get to kiss Kurama.

Hiei: NO!

KIF: Liar!

Kurama: Can we all just get along?

KIF/Hiei: NO!

Bjr: Why get along when KIF can molest – I mean beat the shit outta Hiei? haha