10:54 PM 12/7/2004
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By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DuBZ # 122 "My Father is Vegeta. The Mysterious Youth's
Confession..."
Goku: Haha! Wow I don't believe it! Vegeta's gonna be a daddy?!
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Chuey's Corner:
Goku: OR Mommy!
Vegeta: (twitches) There is no BABY!
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 3 everyone!
Goku: (happily) Hello!
Chuquita: This chapter may be a little bit late because my Finals are next week, if it is, I apologize for my lateness.
Vegeta: (points to the time at the top of the page) It's pretty late at night to begin with.
Chuquita: (embarassed) Yeah well, originally I was gonna live a day gap between Part 2 and 3 so I could work on my essays for Mass Media, but I finished one of them and I'm still fairly alert so I figured, let's start the chapter anyways!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
Chuquita: (grins) :D
Goku: (randomly decides to glomp Veggie) MMMmmm———
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) Eep!
Chuquita: Also, I've decided that for "Kakarroujo"'s re-upload, instead of cutting Scene 11, I shall post the largest, most gigantic warning sign known to man. A sign so large it will be visible from outer space!
Goku: (chirps) Like the great wall of China!
Chuquita: (happily) Exactly!
Vegeta: (pulls himself out of Goku's grasp) GAH! (heaves sigh of relief at being free) ▫WHEW▫! (glances over at Chu) ...
Chuquita: Hey, no need to get upset Veggie, after all the next two new fics, though you are in them, star situations containing people who are not you!
Vegeta: (confused) Eh?
Chuquita: The Christmas Special is mainly Fusion-focused (Vejitto and Gogeta) and then there's the Piccolo Oneshot.
Goku: The 7th Piccolo Oneshot.
Chuquita: That it is!
Vegeta: So...I'm "safe" for the next two new stories.
Chuquita: Yup.
Vegeta: Ah, good. (sits back in his chair contently)
Chuquita: (casually while trying to keep from grinning) And then there's Fic 100...
Vegeta: (falls over and hits the ground) ▫BOOF▫!
Goku: (blinks) (to Chu) You know its kinda strange how it doesn't have a title yet.
Chuquita: (laughs nervously) I know, it's been "Fic 100" for almost a year now. (to audiance) I started planning out Fic 100 way back in the middle of "Densetsu".
Vegeta: (pales) It's going to be a long one, isn't it?
Chuquita: Considering how many ideas for Fic 100 I've gathered since March and the fact that my average fics have about 1 to 2 months of pre-planning....(sweatdrops) Yah it'll be pretty long. BUT! I promise to have normal sized chapters throughout that fic. That means around 50 to 60kb per chapter. Big chapters result in mental burnout and mental burnout seriously messes me up for at least a couple days.
Vegeta: Like me when I over-train in 500x gravity and pass out from dehydration; which, though rarely; does happen.
Chuquita: Exactly, Veggie.
Goku: (smiles) I can hydrate Veggie! (offers Veggie a pepsi) :)
Vegeta: (smirks) Why thank you Kakarrotto, how thought-- (notices little kaka-germs squiggling all over the can) (pales) --less I almost was to drink a pepsi covered in kaka-germs and thus cause them to flood into my blood-stream and disable my semeness on me.
Goku: ? (tilts head) (warmly) I luv u too, Veggie!
Vegeta: ?!
Chuquita: And now for Part 3!
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Summary: Chi-Chi's decided to teach Veggie a lesson on trying to steal Goku once and for all using Videl's ImitationTummy3000 But will Goku be able to stand by while she goes through with it? And will Veggie be able to hide the strange goings on with his belly and simply hope its nothing more than a stomach-ache or will he be forced to deal with one of his biggest kaka-related fears of all? And what will he do when he finds out the added tummy-weight is a fake?
Part 3 Chapter Titles: Technically.. l Accusations! Curse you, Kaka-germs! l Daydream l Super Veggie! Whoosh! l Gohan's back. Chi-Chi's Predicament! l I think that worked a little TOO well l The Truth about Veggie's Baby l Numb l "I'm Fine." l Happily Ever After? l
" Vegeta?! "
The little ouji looked up. He was sitting in the middle of his bed, shirtless and gently rubbing his tummy with a
confused, dazed look on his face.
" Wow...its even bigger than I thought. " Bulma murmured, shocked.
Goku walked up to the smaller saiyajin and smiled, " Hey Veggie. " he waved.
" Making up your own sock-puppet play, I see. " Vegeta sweatdropped, trying to hide his embarassment at being caught
in the position he was in. The ouji tried to sit up properly only to let out a little moan.
" Oh Veggie lemmie help you! " Goku exclaimed, helping prop Vegeta up with the pillows he brought, " There. " he
smiled, content.
Bulma walked over to Vegeta and gave him a kiss on the cheek, " Hey there, how you doing? " she said, trying to keep
him calm. Bulma patted Vegeta on the shoulder and rubbed it, " Feeling oh-kay? "
" Nanda quo ne doun ta bo. " Vegeta mumbled, nervous.
" Huh? " Goku blinked, confused. Bulma shrugged at him, not knowing saiyago either.
" I think I'm having a baby. " he squeaked out, terrified.
" Oh Veggie I'm so HAPPY for you! " Goku gushed, glomping him.
" EEP! " Vegeta's face turned bright red.
" Son-kun, don't you know what this means? " Bulma sweatdropped.
" That Veggie's gonna be a Mommy? That we get to pick out baby names? That Ji-chan and Goggie are gonna be big
brothers or a brand new little brother or sister? " the larger saiyajin said with big sparkily eyes.
" Well, yes, but I was thinking more along the lines that if Vegeta's correct in assessing his condition...then that
means at some recent point in time someone impregnated him! "
" Oh. " Goku said.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
The larger saiyajin glanced at Bulma and Vegeta, " ...why are you looking at me? "
Vegeta's face turned red with embarassment and shock, " Uh, Kakarrotto...uh... "
" ? " Goku tilted his head to the side.
" Bulma can I speak with Kakarrotto in private? " the ouji asked, his face flushing an even brighter red.
" Well alright. " Bulma got up, " I'll wait in the hallway for you. "
Vegeta nodded, then waited until the door closed behind her.
" Veggie? "
" Kakarrottoareyouthefather? " the smaller saiyajin said quickly, avoiding eye-contact.
" Father..? You mean Veggiesbaby's Toussan? " Goku blinked.
The ouji nodded sharply, starting to perspire.
" Umm... " Goku scratched his head, ::Well I did strap the Tummy3000 to Veggie's tummy, and I did put some ki inside
it; all like Chi-chan told me to, so...:: " Technically I guess I am. " he thought outloud, cheerful.
Vegeta's eyes widened 10 times over and he fell sideways onto the floor like a brick of lead, " ▫THUMP▫! "
" Veggie? " Goku peered over the edge of the bed, " VEGGIE!? "
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" So, you're the father, huh? " Bulma said in awe as she and Goku sat in the waiting room of her lab. Vegeta was
laying on a nearby couch with his back facing them. The ouji shifted uneasily.
Goku quietly nodded, " Hai. " he then bolted to attention, " ButIdidntbreakRuleNumber2BulmaIswearIdidnt! " he quickly
spat out.
Bulma sweatdropped, not ever really bothering to memorize that many of the rules Chi-Chi had placed on the larger
saiyajin back at the onset of the Kaka-war, " Rule Number 2 is...? "
" No non-platonic love-making with little Veggies. " Goku twiddled his thumbs, paraphrasing.
" OH. " she said, enlightened. Vegeta's face flushed bright red at the word 'love-making', the glow briefly capable
of being seen, " Wait, how can he be pregnant if there was no intercourse involved? "
" You should be asking "how can be he pregnant if he's a male saiyajin". " Vegeta muttered numbly from his spot. He
looked over his shoulder, " I'll tell you what I think it is--its those KAKA-GERMS! " he shouted shakily, sitting back up.
" Veggie be careful your baby-- " Goku started out, worried.
" There's no other logical explaination! I severely doubt Kakarrotto came into my bedroom one night while I was still
asleep and made non-platonic advances upon me! And if such a situation had ever come to pass knowing Kakarrotto he'd want to
wake me up first so I could share in the non-platonic "fun". But that's besides the point! The fact is that the day I woke up
with my stomach starting to grow, there were KAKA-GERMS beside me in bed! Kakarrotto was probably having some crazed
kaka-nightmare and the germs somehow misinterpreted him and used their magical kaka-powers to impregnate me with your seed!"
" His "seed"? " Bulma sweatdropped.
" You have any better ideas for the origin of the kaka-baby inside me? " the ouji sighed.
" ...you're sure its Son-kun's. "
" HEY! Kakarrotto does not lie! " Vegeta snorted. Goku smiled warmly at him, " Besides its ki signiture is
near-identical to his own. "
" WAH! " Goku nearly fell over.
" I know, its just that, I mean the germs having that much power seems a little much, don't you think? " Bulma folded
her arms in deep thought, " Why would they do it now? Why not earlier? "
" Because its easier for them to pierce my mental barriers once they've softened me up enough. " he grumbled.
Goku poked the ouji in the arm, " Haha, soft like a warm little pillow, Veggie! "
" That makes me feel so much better, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sarcastically remarked.
" Mmm! " he glomped the smaller saiyajin.
" EEP! "
" Hm...you know when you think about it this whole situation doesn't seem to properly fit. "
" Huh? " Vegeta looked over at her.
" I mean the whole fact that its Goku's baby yet the two of you didn't have sex, and the fact that the baby's growing
so quickly. "
" And that I'm a MALE saiyajin. " Vegeta added, " ...what are you getting at? "
" I think this entire situation was created out of revenge. " Bulma nodded, then stared at the ouji, " Revenge on
you. "
" Me? " Vegeta said flatly, pale.
" But who would ever want to harm Veggie! " Goku gasped.
" Freeza, Cell, all of Freeza's minions that you've killed, any one person from any of the planets Freeza had you
destroy... " Bulma rattled off.
" That's a long list. " the ouji sweatdropped, " I really think I'd prefer my kaka-germ theory. "
" I could call Enma's and see if anything unusual has happened there in the past couple weeks! " Vejitto happily
chimed in.
" ?! " Vegeta spun around to see him and Gogeta suddenly standing in the lab with them.
" Hi! " Gogeta waved.
" Could you, Vejitto? " Bulma asked.
" Yup! " the portara fusion nodded. He dashed to the other end of the room and pulled out a cellphone, then began to
dial.
Gogeta stared at Vegeta for a moment, " Toussan. I want you to know that even though you're the one carrying my new
little baby brother or sister I still think of you as my Toussan. "
" Well, that's a mild relief. " the ouji smiled weakly, then thought of something and smirked, " Hey Kakarrotto, can
I be its "Toussan"? "
" Huh? But Veggie how could you be the Toussan if you're the one who's pregnant? " Goku looked confused.
The ouji laughed with a mixture of delight and nervousness from his current situation, " Not now, I mean later, when
our chil-- " he almost got dizzy again at the reality of it, " --our..child... " Vegeta glanced up to see the larger saiyajin
smiling warmly at him again. He let out another half-panicked laugh, " --is old enough to start pronouncing words that I can
be "Toussan" and you can be "Kaasan". "
" Yeah! " Gogeta gushed, wagging his tail, " That's a GREAT idea Toussan! "
" Mommy that's not fair! You can't just swap titles like that be-cause you don't wanna be the mommy! " Vejitto
exclaimed, walking over to them. He glanced over at Bulma, " By the way, Enma says nobody's caused any trouble within the
past couple weeks. "
" Huh. " she replied, baffled.
" Yeah Veggie, don't you like being Ji-chan's Mommy? " Goku asked, hurt.
Vejitto sniffled in a mock, overdramatic anguish. Goku's eyes watered up.
Vegeta frowned, starting to feel bad about his sudden idea.
" Don't let 'um get to you Toussan! You gotta stay pla-tonic seme cuz if you don't you won't be able to protect
Kaasan from all the terrible things and people who wish to do him harm! " Gogeta explained, worried, " You know what its like
out in space! There are people out there who would hurt Kaasan without even asking who he is first! And then there's Onna! If
your brain's all mushied up and ukefied you won't be able to keep Kaasan safe from Onna and her evil rules! "
" You're right! Only as the seme in my platonic relationship with Kakarrotto am I capable of defending him from all
whom desire to harm him! " he pounded his chest with pride.
" GO TOUSSAN! " Gogeta pumped his fist in the air.
Vegeta beamed with his natural, royal, in-chargeness.
" ... " Goku and Vejitto stared blankly at them. Vejitto smirked. Not a Veggie-ish smirk but a more Goku-ish one.
Not that Goku really smirked that often, and when he did it was while sparring with the little ouji.
" Come on Goggie. " Vejitto walked up to him and lifted the slightly smaller dance fusion up, then carried him back
upstairs.
" Aww. " Gogeta pouted, " And I was just starting to really get into it to. "
" It's oh-kay. We can have cake instead. " Vejitto said happily.
" HAI! I luv cake, Jitto! " Gogeta grinned, switching gears into more food-related thoughts.
The door closed behind them. Vegeta looked back at Goku, who had a small smile on his face, " Uh... "
Goku glomped the little ouji while avoiding the pregnant belly, " I think you're gonna be the best Mommy in the whole
wide world, Veggie. " he whispered.
Vegeta's face turned bright red and he began to nervously laugh again, " Ha..hahhah..HHAHAHAHAHAHA... "
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" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm. " another day had passed and Goku was still at Capsule Corp, the large saiyajin having slept
over in one of the guest rooms. He HAD wanted to sleepover in Vegeta's room but the ouji was already a nervous wreck as it is
and gave him a healthy "NO".
Currently Goku was helping Bunni wash out some of Trunks and Bura's old baby-bottles. He stopped drying the one in
his hand for a moment and smiled fondly at it. Soon he'd be feeding his and Veggie's baby with it.
::You're not really buying into all this, are you?:: Bibishii said, shocked.
" Hmm? " Goku glanced over at his tail, a dazed, content look on his face.
::Come on Goku! You KNOW there's no baby!::
" What do you mean? " he looked concerned.
" Goku-chan, sweetie! " Bunni chirped as she handed him another wet baby-bottle of the many she was currently
washing in the kitchen sink.
" Huh, oh. " Goku took it from her and started to dry it off, ::What are you talking about Bibishii?::
His tail sweatdropped, ::Goku! This isn't a game anymore! I don't even think it was a game to begin with! I think
Chi-Chi tricked you! If you don't tell Vegeta what's really going on you could breach your entire trust with each other!::
" I would NEVER lie to my Veggie, Bibishii-chan! " Goku pleaded to her. Bunni glanced over at Goku and his tail,
confused, " Never ever! Not to Veggie! "
::Is it that tempting of a dream for you to fall right into it when you know you're the one who put that thing on
him to begin with! I know Chi-Chi tricked you but--::
::--Chi-chan said Veggie was oh-kay with it. She told me so herself before I even did it!:: Goku exclaimed.
::But there's no logical reason for that! Chi-Chi and Vegeta rarely, if ever, get along. WHY would they something
like this up? They didn't! Vegeta doesn't know! She probably wants to SCARE him! Scare him badly enough so that it could
do serious damage TO your relationship with him!::
::Aw Bibishii, I'd never leave my Veggie. And Veggie would never leave me:: he reassured her.
::And you're sure you're not slipping off into this accidental self-made fantasy of yours:: Bibishii checked, just to
make sure.
Goku nodded, ::Ab-solutely not!::
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:::Warm. Everything was so sunny and warm. Vegeta sat up and rubbed his eyes. He stood up and was shocked to find his
equalibrium completely back to normal. The ouji quickly pulled up his tank-top to reveal his physically fit, non-pregnant
stomach. His first thought was shock, then fear of what happened to it. Vegeta's second thought was to assess his situation
and where he happened to be.
" Hn. " he poked his head out a nearby window, " A cozy little kaka-hut plopped ontop of MountPaozu. " Vegeta
grimaced slightly, " I must be dreaming. " the ouji hopped out the window and backed up. He sweatdropped to see it wasn't
even Goku's usual house, which for some reason was missing from its usual spot on Mount Paozu just 5 or 6 feet from where he
was standing. He sensed around and didn't feel Chi-Chi's ki in the area at all, " Hmm, this could turn out to be a rather
pleasant dream. " he hopped back inside and reached for the door to the living room.
" ▫Ahhhhhhh——▫ " music suddenly exploded from around the door, causing Vegeta to jump back in fright.
" ... " the ouji nervously headed towards the door again and this time grabbed the door.
" ▫Ahhhhhhh——▫
Vegeta flung it open only to have two warm lumps launch at his knees and knock him onto his back, " OOF! "
" Toussan! "
" Toussan! "
The small saiyajin sat up and sweatdropped to see a chibinized Vejitto and a chibinized Gogeta glomping onto him.
They didn't look any older than Trunks and Goten, " Umm, hello? "
" We luv u Toussan! " Gogeta chirped.
" Mmmhmm! You're the best! " Vejitto cheerfully added.
" Why thank you, my sons. " he smirked, ::Looks like I was right. Other than the two of them being reduced to child
size, nothing else in this dream seems the least bit off:: Vegeta tried to get up, " Do you...think you could let go? "
The two chibi fusions just smiled contently up at him.
" Haha..hahaha.. " Vegeta laughed nervously, then hovered upward and flew into the living room instead. Said
living room looked incredibly comfortable with its large, overly plush couches and thick fuzzy carpeting. The lighting was
bright but not blindingly so, " Even the inside of this place looks mushy. "
Vejitto and Gogeta slid off Vegeta's lower legs and ankles and onto the floor. They bounced for a moment and laughed
at how easy it was to bounce on. Gogeta bounced a couple more times and grinned.
Vegeta walked over to one of the couches and sat down only, " Ahh.. " he sighed at the sheer comfort level, then was
nearly sucked into the couch as he sank half a foot deep, " ACK! WAHWAHWAH! " Vegeta scrambled back towards the front of the
cushions and panted.
" You oh-kay Toussan? " Vejitto asked.
" Yeah I'm fine. " Vegeta smiled weakly at him, then paused, " Wait did you just call me Toussan? "
" ? " Vejitto tilted his head.
" VEGGIE. "
The ouji froze at the sound of the voice coming from a doorway beside him. The sheer amount of mushy-gushiness in
Goku's tone was enough to keep him from avoiding eye-contact altogether with the larger saiyajin; not to mention avoid even
looking in his direction to begin with. He felt his entire face flush bright red.
Goku walked over to Vegeta and sat beside him on the couch, " Veggie? "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta stiffly acknowledged.
" Would you like to hold 'um? "
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow and turned his head towards him, " Kakarrotto what are you talking abou-- "
Goku sat there smiling at him with his tail flicking back and forth lightly behind him. In his arms he held a
saiyajin infant, no more than 1 or 2 months old. The baby had a blanket around its body so Vegeta was unable to tell which
gender the baby was. The fact that the blanket was orange didn't help his short mental deliberation any.
" Umm-- "
" Would you like to hold 'um, Veggie? " Goku asked again, proudly beaming at the little baby in his arms.
" --hai? " Vegeta answered in dazed confusion.
The larger saiyajin handed the sleeping baby to Vegeta, who held the baby against him. The sleeping infant nuzzled
against him. Goku leaned against Vegeta's shoulder and the chibinized fusions hopped up onto either of the ouji's knees. All
three of them giving him happy genuine smiles.
Vegeta shifted around, uncomfortable and uneasy at the excess warmth being directed at him. He didn't like all that
warmth in one place. Mushiness clouds and brings down your defenses. The ouji started to sweat, nervous.
The saiyajin baby Vegeta was holding opened its eyes and stared up at him in naive, utter adoration.
Vegeta froze.
" ▫POW▫! " the roof on the small, cozy little kaka-hut ontop of MountPaozu exploded, revealing three huge,
malicious-looking monsters looming over them. They looked like oozaru-sized, evil versions of Freeza, Chi-Chi, and Brolli;
all with glowing red eyes. Well, Freeza and Brolli were evil to begin with--but that didn't matter right now.
Action.
Vegeta smirked. Now this was something he knew how to deal with.
" EEP! VEGGIE HELP! " Goku cried out, latching onto the ouji's arm. The chibi fusions looked equally as scared and
glanced at Vegeta pleadingly.
" Save us Toussan! " Gogeta yelped.
Vegeta stood up and puffed his chest out with pride, " Of course I will! " he turned to Goku, " Would you mind
holding the baby, Kakarrotto? "
" Of COURSE, Veggie. " Goku smiled and took the infant back from the little ouji.
Vegeta hopped onto the top of the couch and grinned wickedly at the monsters above him, " You think you rip off the
my house and threaten my family and Kakarrotto without any royal retribution! HA! " he burst into ssj2, " PREPARE TO MEET
YOUR FATE AT THE HANDS OF SUPER VEGETA! "
" Hooray! " Goku and the chibi fusions cheered.
Vegeta whipped out a red cape and tied it around his neck, " Heh. I could get used to this part of the dream. " he
grinned, then blasted off the couch, attacking the giant Freeza first, " HAAAAAAA! " Vegeta kneed the giant Freeza in the
gut, then kicked him up into the sky, " BIG BANG ATTACK—! " he sent the ki blast hurtling at Freeza's mid-section where it
pierced his chest with the same powerful precision'd incision that Freeza had killed him with so long ago. The blast killed
the giant Freeza instantly. He hit the ground with insatiable force, causing the entire mountain to quake. Vegeta grinned
wildly and decided to garriku ho Freeza's head out of joyous revenge, which he did.
" This is a FUN dream! " Vegeta practically gushed, then landed onto a nearby tree-branch and cracked his knuckles.
" IS it now? "
Vegeta's head whipped to the left to see the giant Brolli holding Goku captive and the giant Chi-Chi holding Vejitto
and Gogeta captive, " WAHHHHHHH!! " he then quickly looked down to see the baby was thankfully safe on one of the plush
couches, though it looked terrified at the sight above.
" It's against the rules to live happily ever after, you know. " the giant evil Chi-Chi grinned wickedly.
" I'll squeeze your organs right out of your body. " the giant evil Brolli laughed maniacally at Goku who he had
clasped inside his hand with the exception of the saiyajin's head.
" AAHH! SAVE US VEGGIE! " Goku cried out.
Vegeta burst into ssj3 while glaring at the two giants, " Consider it done. " he blasted off at them while forming a
large ball of ki in either hand to the point where they looked like miniture genki-damas. Vegeta prepared to throw them at
the giants, then teleported away at the last second to behind them and shot the mini-genki-damas from there. Vegeta
teleported again, this time to within the line of fire where he quickly grabbed Goku, Gogeta, and Vejitto and dashed out of
the way just in time for the attacks to engulf the giant Broll and Chi-Chi, disintergrating them. The ouji landed back on
the floor of the living room and set the trio down, " There. All is well! " he said proudly, putting his hands on his hips
as his red cape fluttered in the wind.
" YAY! "
" WHOOHOO! " they appluaded and cheered him on.
" Oh THANK YOU for saving us Veggie! " Goku glomped him tightly, then picked the baby back up, who was relieved to
be back with its parents, " You're the GREATEST! "
" Number 1? " an amused smile tugged at Vegeta's lips.
Goku nodded excitedly, " Number 1, Veggie! "
" Heh-heh-heh...haha....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:::
" ▫PuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr————▫ " Vegeta purred loudly from under the covers. Goku
flushed bright pink as he walked down the hallway, passing Vegeta's bedroom door halfway through the purr. The larger
saiyajin almost forgot where he was headed to for a second, but the fuzzines passed and he continued on.
Vegeta opened his eyes and stared up at the ceiling with a content smile on his face. He looked forward at his
stomach and smirked, " I think I'm actually going enjoy having another "fusion-baby" around after all. " he patted his
stomach lightly, then flopped his head back onto the pillow and sighed, " Ah, what a wonderful semetastic dream that was.. "
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And so, another day passed...
" Where IS he!? " Chi-Chi exclaimed, staring out the window.
" Where's who, Kaasan? " Goten asked.
She twitched, " Your Toussan. He left for the Ouji's 3 days ago and still hasn't come back! " Chi-Chi folded her
arms, " Something must've happened to him. " she paled.
" ▫Ding▫Dong▫ "
Chi-Chi grinned, " Goku-san? " she flung open the door to reveal..., " Gohan. " Chi-Chi said blandly.
Gohan sweatdropped, " Umm, hi? "
" Come in. " she sighed, opening the door.
" So, Kaasan, how are you doing? "
" Goku-san left three days ago and hasn't come back from the Ouji's yet so I'm going over to bring him back. " she
put her hands on his hips.
" Really? " Gohan said, concerned, " What did he go over there for? "
" Ah-- " Chi-Chi started, then froze, ::Kuso! Do I dare tell Gohan that for the past week and a half I've been using
Videl's ImitationTummy3000 to mentally scar the Ouji's mind in a way that he would never even think about trying to steal
Goku-san to the non-platonic side ever again?:: she glanced over at Gohan.
The demi-saiyajin raised an eyebrow intellegently.
::Perhaps if he were still my sidekick and under my household's rules...however that time has passed. And so--::
" --sparring. He went to the Ouji's house to go spar with him in the gravity room. " she lied.
" But doesn't Toussan usually spar with Vegeta outside? "
" It was raining. "
" Oh. "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" So you uh, need a lift? I could take you there after I get the ImitationTummy3000 back. " Gohan offered.
" HUH!? "
" That's why I'm here actually. " Gohan smiled sheepishly, " I had some free time on my hands so I figured I'd come
down and pick it up. "
Chi-Chi laughed nervously, " Well...isn't that, nice. "
" Umm, sure. " Gohan looked confused at the comment, " Where is it? "
" Where's what? "
" The Tummy3000. "
" Ooh! I know I know! " Goten raised his hand eagerly, " It's on-- "
Chi-Chi put her hand over the chibi's mouth, " --the countertop--in mybedroom! Yes! The countertop in my bedroom.
Please excuse me while I go get the Tummy3000 which belongs to Videl, for you so you can give it back to her. " she backed up
towards the staircase, then ran up it and into her room. Chi-Chi closed and double-locked the door behind her, " ▫WHEW▫! Oh
boy...I can't have Gohan find out about this! " she opened the window and stuck her head out, " KINTO'UN! "
The little orange cloud zipped over to her. Chi-Chi hopped out the window and onto him, " To the Ouji's house! And
HURRY! " and with that Kinto'un flew off, ::If I'm gone for too long Gohan will start to suspect something's wrong. I can't
have that happen!::
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" ▫Knock▫Knock▫Knock▫! " Chi-Chi demandingly knocked on the front door to Capsule Corp.
" ▫FWEEP▫! " a sudden New Years Noisemaker blew infront of her.
" ?! " Chi-Chi shook her head and sweatdropped to see Vejitto standing there grinning while Gogeta--holder of the
noisemaker--stood beside him. Both fusions had on party hats. Gogeta's shirt read "I'm Going to be a Big Brother!" and
Vejitto's read, "I'm Going to be a Big Brother--Again!". The fusions had excitable Goku-ish grins on their faces,
" Demi-Oujis. " she acknowledged them.
" Oi Chi-Chi! " Vejitto said happily, " Welcome to the party! " he plopped a party hat on her head.
" Heeheehee. " Gogeta giggled at the sight, entertained.
" Thanks. " she said flatly, twitching at the object that now sat upon her head. It was then Chi-Chi got her first
good look at the inside of the room, which was decorated ceiling to floor with "New Baby" and "Welcome the New Addition"
banners, half of them blue and half of them pink since no one exactly knew which gender Vegeta's "baby" was going to be.
Chi-Chi glanced around. Bunni was cutting a large chocolate "Congradulations, Vegeta" cake at the kitchen table and giving
slices to Trunks, an almost-Goku-level-of-giddyness Turles, and a lost-and-confused-looking Bura. Mirai was sitting at the
other end of the table murmuring in disbelief wondering "where he had gone wrong" while maps of several timelines were
spread on that end of the table before him.
Chi-Chi's shoulders slumped in confusion, " What's going on here? "
" Hey everybody! Guess who's up and ready for lunch! " Goku gushed warmly as he and Bulma exited Vegeta's room; the
larger saiyajin wheeling Vegeta down the hallway towards the stairs in a wheelchair, not wanting the ouji to have to struggle
walking and upset the baby. Speaking of the "baby" Vegeta looked only a few mere days from being due. Goku wheeled Vegeta to
the top of the stairs.
Bulma pulled out a remote and pressed a button, causing the stairs to now move downward like an escelator. Goku
patted the little ouji on the shoulders, causing his face to flush red. They got to the bottom of the stairs only to be
greeted by Chi-Chi standing before them with her jaw hanging open.
" Why Onna! What a delightful surprise! " Vegeta spoke up, " Here to congradulate me on the coming event of my 6th
child? "
" o.O " Chi-Chi just gawked at him.
" Veggie's gonna be a MOMMY Chi-chan, isn't that GREAT! " Goku gushed, nuzzling the smaller saiyajin.
" If you're gawking at the stairs it was nothing. I just set that up so that Vegeta can get up and down the stairs to
his room more easily without straining his energy to teleport himself and his son or daughter. " Bulma explained.
" I was thinking Veggie 'n I could name it Veggie Jr. if its a boy and Geta if its a girl. " Goku chirped contently.
" O.o "
" Perhaps we'll get one of each, you never know. " Vegeta smirked.
" Aww—! " Goku gave him a soft hug as not to disturb the baby.
" HAVE YOU ALL GONE INSANE!! " Chi-Chi shouted at the top of her lungs.
" ? " the entire room instantly turned toward her.
" Chi-chan what are you talking about? " Goku blinked.
" Oh come ON Goku-san! Don't tell me you've gotten so sucked into this little "Veggie's havin' a baby" fantasy that
you actually believe it now! " she took a stomp towards him.
Goku backed himself and Vegeta up, " Chi-chan don't make loud noises! " he hushed her, worried.
" Yeah, I'm due any day now. You wouldn't want to break my water early on me. " Vegeta folded his arms, annoyed.
" YOU HAVE NO WATER TO BREAK YOU EVIL TWISTED LITTLE OUJI! "
" Heh, looks like SOMEONE'S in denial. " Vegeta snickered.
" I'm NOT the one in denial! That would be GOKU-SAN! " she pointed accusingly at him.
" Huh? " Goku blinked, baffled.
Vegeta looked back and forth between them, " AHH! Now I get it! " he smirked at Chi-Chi, " You're jealous. "
" What? " she stared at him incrediously.
" You're jealous that I'm having Kakay's baby, something that, prior to this, was only available to you. "
" And you're HAPPY about being inpregnated by Goku-san?! " Chi-Chi gawked in disbelief.
Vegeta folded his arms, " Well, I have to admit, at first the I was terrified, horrified, freaked out beyond belief
that my lower body now contained a growing, soon-to-be-born kaka-baby. But then, came the dream. " a spotlight appeared over
him.
" ... " Chi-Chi's mouth hung open in shock, " Oh God no.. " she slapped herself on the forehead.
" And in this dream, I believe, my subconsious was trying to tell me something. It told me; "it's oh-kay that you've
been impregnated by the powers of a gang of rogue kaka-germs, Vegeta; as long as you stay the platonic-seme in your platonic
relationship with Kakarrotto, everything will be fine". " the spotlight disappeared, " And so it is. " the ouji said wisely.
" Was I in this dream? " she said flatly, twitching.
" Oh yes. You were a giant red-eyed monster attacking Kakarrotto's little kaka-hut. I killed you. " Vegeta said
cheerfully.
Chi-Chi twitched even more.
" I also killed Freeza and Brolli, and was able to sustain ssj3 for a prolonged period of time. AND Kakarrotto called
me HIS "Number One". "
::No wonder he's so cheerful, he's been feeding his own ego all last night:: Chi-Chi shook her fist in fury as she
stood with her back to Vegeta, " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! "
" Be-lieve it! " Goku chirped.
" Hmmph. " Chi-Chi smirked, turning around to face them, " Well Ouji, I'd like to see how full of it you are once you
find out that you won't be HAVING any "kaka-baby" at all! "
" RRRRRRrrrr.. " the little ouji snarled, then grabbed her by the collar, " You harm my child and I shall snap you
like a twig. " he said dangerously, actually startling Chi-Chi for a moment until she realized the reason for his sudden
overprotective outburst of rage. Vegeta was still growling at her while Goku and Bulma looked on, uneasy.
" Stupid Ouji! I didn't mean I was gonna kill it! I mean there's no child to begin with! You're NOT PREGNANT,
GENUIS! " Chi-Chi snapped, pulling herself free.
" Huh? " Vegeta stared at her in a dazed stupor, " What are you talking about of course I'm pregnant! LOOK AT ME!
PUT YOUR HAND ON MY STOMACH ITS WARM AND ITS GOT A KAKA-ISH KI INSIDE! "
" That ki was planted in there! It's a FAKE, Ouji! " she exclaimed, upset at both Vegeta himself and that Goku was
currently protectively holding onto the smaller saiyajin in the wheelchair from behind; rubbing him.
" YOU LIE! " Vegeta spat, his hands over his 'tummy'.
" No Ouji. I'm telling the TRUTH! And GOKU-SAN knows it! " she pointed to Goku, who froze, " And do you know WHY he
knows it? Because he was THERE when we put it on you late last night two WEEKS ago! Infact, he was the one who ATTACHED that
DEVICE to you and put his KI inside! "
" ... " Vegeta stared at his stomach, then looked up at Goku as if to say 'it's not true, is it Kakay'?.
The larger saiyajin's eyes instantly watered up, " OH VEGGIE! " he sobbed, holding onto him tightly, " I wanted it to
be true so BADLY! I thought maybe if I played along long enough it'd turn to out be a baby for real! I'M SO SORRY!!! "
" ... " the smaller saiyajin sat there, numb. He looked down at his naked upper-body, poking his stomach lightly,
" But..then HOW... "
Goku gently lifted Vegeta out of his chair, then held his finger shakily over a spot on the ouji's back, squinted his
eyes shut, and pressed it.
" ▫Pop▫! " the Tummy3000 popped off of Vegeta and tumbled onto the floor, regaining its usual clear color once it
did so.
Vegeta stared at the object, which looked like it was made out of some high-tech plastic. Goku held him tightly from
behind.
" OH VEGGIE PLEASE FORGIVE ME CHI-CHAN SAID IT WAS A GAME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO FOR A WHILE AND THEN WHEN I WAS
WASHING THE BABY BOTTLES I-- " he broke into jagged sobs.
" ... " Vegeta continued to stare at the object on the floor which had been his "baby" only half a minute ago.
" This, " Chi-Chi picked the object up, " is the ImitationTummy3000. A pregnancy-training device of Videl's that she
and Gohan bought at the Baby Boutique across the street. And now that I have it back, I can return it to them. " she
explained to Goku and Vegeta. Vegeta was still quiet and Goku still bawling against the ouji's back begging for forgiveness
from the smaller saiyajin.
" So...I'm not gonna be a big brother afterall? " Gogeta sniffled, hurt.
Vejitto glanced over at Goku and Vegeta, then back at Chi-Chi, " That was mean, Chi-Chi! " he sniffled as well.
She sighed, " It was MEANT to be a joke. I didn't think Goku-san would get himself emotionally wrapped up in it! "
" What about TOUSSAN! " Gogeta glared at her.
" He has the knowledge of knowing that he hasn't been uke'd in any way shape or form by Goku-san. " she shrugged,
disappointed, " Come on Goku-san, let's get back to the house before Gohan realizes I'm gone. "
" But-- " Goku held on even tighter to the little ouji before him, " --I don't wanna go. I don't wanna leave Veggie
here like this! Veggie's HURTING inside! "
" HURTING inside? HA! He's the OUJI, Goku-san. He's not "sensitive" or "mushy" or anything like that. He didn't want
to be pregnant in the first place! "
Vegeta looked down at his actual stomach, which felt unusually empty.
" NOW Goku-san. " Chi-Chi let out a tired groan as she pointed to the front door.
Goku looked down once more at Vegeta and let out a small noise.
" He's gonna be here when you get back. The Ouji's ALWAYS gonna be here when you get back. Forever and ever and
ever. " Chi-Chi grimaced at the thought.
The larger saiyajin gave the smaller one one last tight glomp, then sadly waddled out the front door, followed by
Chi-Chi. He paused as Chi-Chi passed him and spun around to see Vegeta still hadn't moved from his spot in the living room,
" Veh-gee.. "
Vegeta looked up at him, " I'm fine Kakarrotto, nothing to worry about. " he sweatdropped, holding his hands up
infront of him. Goku sniffled, " Go on now, go home to your earthling family, the fusions and I will be alright. "
" I--care about you, Veggie. " Goku said, staring at him intensely.
" Will you get in the car! " Chi-Chi pulled Goku into the passanger's seat and closed the door behind him.
" But, I thought you came here on Kinto'un? " Goku looked confused.
" I did. " she pointed behind him.
Goku looked over his shoulder to see Kinto'un in the backseat. The little orange cloud waved to him. Goku smiled
weakly and waved back.
" I de-stress myself easier when I drive home instead of fly. Feels more like I'm accomplishing something. " she
muttered, then started the car and drove off.
Goku stared at the ImitationTummy3000 which lay at his feet, " Veggie...I wish it'd been real. "
" You can't wish that, its against Rule #5. " Chi-Chi said astutely.
" ... " Goku was silent.
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" ... " Vegeta stood there, staring out the open doorway.
" Well that was rude of her, not to mention a terrible injustice. "
Vegeta turned to see Turles hovering there.
The evil type-3 saiyajin grinned wickedly at him, " We should go seek out revenge upon her for tricking you and then
find a way to get you pregnant for real! "
" WAH! " Vegeta fell over, " WHY WOULD I WANNA GET PREGNANT "FOR REAL"!? " he snapped.
" I happen to think you'd really enjoy motherhood, and I happen to have a few "sources" to support that theory. "
Turles smirked, pointing to the part of his head where the brain normally stores memory.
" Well I don't! " the ouji looked away.
" Vegeta? " Bulma asked him, concerned, " Are you alright? "
" Of course I am, I'm fine. I just told Kakarrotto that I can't see why you're worried. " Vegeta walked over and
closed the front door, " The Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji can brush off something as simple as a trick. Infact I'm not
affected by it in the least! "
Bulma watched him sympathetically.
" Well, now that that's done and over with I'm going to go get my tank-top back on and go train. I haven't done so
in almost a week--the gravity room must be getting dusty by now. " he said with a slight laugh as he walked up the stairs to
his room and closed the door behind him.
" Poor Vegeta-san. " Turles frowned.
" Mommy.. "
" Toussan.. " Vejitto and Gogeta looked equally hurt.
" Vegeta? " Bulma dashed up the stairs after him, and knocked on the door, then after a moment opened it.
Vegeta wasn't putting his tank-top on. Infact he hadn't even gotten it out. The little ouji sat in the middle of his
bed hugging onto his stomach, his real stomach, tightly.
" Oh Vegeta-- "
Would you like to hold 'um?
The ouji shuddered.
Bulma climbed up onto the bed with him and held him tightly.
::I'm fine.:: Vegeta said in his mind, ::I'm fine, I'm oh-kay. Nothing's wrong. I'm alright. I didn't need to have a
baby. I didn't want to have a baby. I'm fine. Absolutely positively fine. Why would I want to have Kakarrotto's BABY?
There's so many things, wrong, with that. The Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji give birth. Become a Mommy. Raise some
smelly little kaka-baby with the head Kaka-germ himself. That's so non-platonic, BLAH! I'd probably have to change its
diaper and feed it baby-food and give it its own room and buy a crib and plush toys and little baby-outfits and take it to
the park and teach it to speak my native language and teach it everything I know...teach it about my home. And train it in
the gravity room--its ki would probably be unbelievably advanced with its lineage and it'd probably be the youngest super
saiyajin to ever exist--younger than Goten even. I'd teach it how to cook and play video-games against it in my free time.
And it would probably grow up to be taller than me like all my other children are going to be--I just know it. And I'd end up
loving it and doing anything for it like I did for Trunks back when I fought Buu.....Buu, that was the same day Vejitto was
born wasn't it? Well, either way, I don't need nor want any part in the National Seed Bank of Kakarrotto! 'Would I like to
hold 'um?' BAH!::
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" Here you go Gohan! One ImitationTummy3000! " Chi-Chi held out the object victoriously.
Gohan took it from her, " Thanks Kaasan. Say, why is Toussan moping in the kitchen like that? "
" Oh its nothing. The Ouji just got him upset, he's fine. " Chi-Chi laughed nervously, then lightly pushed Gohan out
of the house, " Off you go now! "
" Huh? " Gohan looked back, " But Kaasan-- "
" Bye Gohan! Give me a call once you and Videl have confirmed you've conceived the first of my many grandchildren! "
she said cheerfully, then closed the door behind her.
Gohan stood there at the front door, staring at it, " Toussan. I wish I could believe you about him, Kaasan. " he
said, worried. He contemplated trying to go back inside, then decided it would be better if he just went home and called
Goku's cellphone from there instead.
Goten hopped onto his seat at the kitchen table and watched Goku as he flipped through the papers he had drawn his
"story" on a couple weeks ago.
Goku pulled out the final drawing--the one with him, Vegeta in the little blue gi, Vejitto, and Gogeta standing
infront of the Son home smiling. Goku smiled back at it, then took out his colored pencils and drew something in Vegeta's
arms. He stared at the picture, grinning, " And they lived happily ever after, Goten. "
Goten smiled.
12:40 AM 12/11/2004
THE END!
Vegeta: (to Chu) Before I say anything else I must thank you for the semetastic dream sequence in the opening half of the
chapter.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Well I kinda felt sorry for you; after all the whole uke thing upsets you and you've been in uke-ish
situations for at least the past 4 fics including this one.
Vegeta: (relieved) Hai, I was starting to worry there was a trend that'd been pushing me in the opposite direction since the
whole "Kakarrotto learns what an oujo is" thing was over.
Chuquita: (pokes the side of her head) Outside sources Veggie..the subconsious mind's like a sponge.
Vegeta: (grins) And luckily you haven't seen or read anything that puts me into an even remotely uke-ish position today!
(clasps his hands together) Your sister should hog the im'ing device more often!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...
Vegeta: I suppose I can retrieve the super-earmuffs now, huh? (happily takes them back from Chu and Goku) Haha! I LOVE the
scent of VICTORY! And non-ukeness! YES!
Chuquita: (even larger sweatdrops) ...
Goku: (sniffles) POOR VEGGIE'S BABY! (▫sob▫)
Vegeta: (pats him on the shoulder) Aw, no need to cry, Kakarrotto. Afterall there wasn't even a baby to begin with.
Goku: But, but you were so SAD when you found out it wasn't real and I knew all along and it HURT SO BAD! (glomps Veggie for
comfort)
Vegeta: (uneasy) K--Kakarrotto I knew about there being no baby, well here anyway, I just didn't know in the fic.
Goku: (stops bawling) ...how DOES that work anyway?
Chuquita: (confused) I'm not really sure...
Vegeta: Well I certainly don't know so I'm not really surprised.
Chuquita: (perks up) Let's get on to the reviewer-replies, shall we?
Vegeta: (smirks) Good idea.
To Hakura0: Yup! Veggie's really upset but doesn't want to let it on because that would mean he would've actually wanted the
baby afterall. The dream isn't part of fic 100, but it does foreshadow Goku's reaction to something that does happen in the
fic. LOL! I have to think up an offical name for it though. Something catchy. I added up all the fics chapters and it would
turn out ridiculously long; a 295 chapter fic! O.O
To tea: Thanks! Aw, happy you like him :) Poor Veggie, he was confused. That play was really fun to write, I was laughing
while writing it. Goku's a lil confused as well.
To dglsprincess105: Welcome back! :) Hee— I'd say this is Veggie's 2nd worst nightmare. There's one thing worse that could
happen to him 'n Goku from Veggie's point of view, and that would be them falling in non-platonic love with each other.
Yup! Pan's coming up. I almost had a sub-plot where Goku, Veggie, and Bulma go down to otherworld and asked around instead
of having Vejitto just call up Enma and ask him, but then I figured "Veggie's going through enough as it is, does he really
need Freeza, Cell, and his parents to see him pregnant with Goku's baby?", felt sorry for him, and decided not to do it.
Looking back on it, I think I might have let Chi-Chi get off too easy, but if Veggie had shown her he was upset and angry
at the fact that he wasn't having Goku's baby, well that would lead to non-platonic implications and he'd trap himself in a
corner. Oh I can't wait to get to fic 100! I have lots of stuff planned for it!
To PerfectCell17: Lol! Baby shower for Veggie! So happy you like him! The play was fun, the idea came randomly to me. Sorta
like this-
"Guy singing boringly": la la blah blah...
"Chu wearing mittens to keep warm, tries to prevent bordom and decides to move mitten up and down in-sync with the guy's
voice so it looks like its singing": (muffled giggles) Heeheehee... (stops moving the mitten before she bursts into laughter)
▫Idea for the entire scene with Turles' Sock-puppet-play smacks Chu in the back of the head▫
Chu": O.O OMG! I must write that once I get home! (grins excitedly):::
Poor Veggie indeed, the entire pregnancy thing scares and worries him so much. He'll think of a way to get back at Onna in
the next fic.
To CerisaTempest: So glad you liked it! Hee— the fusions get to be the stars of the next fic, actually. Poor Veggie, that
invention had to be super high-tech in order to trick him. Thanks! :)
To Jyae: Sadly not in the current foreseeable future. They do have lots of brothers and sisters in the (for lack of a better
name) Kayka Timeline who appeared in "Happy Ever After" early last year though.
To Chibi Mirai Gogeta: Thanks so much! Ooh, if you do draw a picture of that could you send me a link to it? :) He got over
it rather easily, what with his attention span and the stronger need to help Veggie with his "baby". You guessed correctly!
Veggie went into denial over it!
To GogetaJr: LOL! Veggie'd be in trouble then. Glad you liked the play. Hai, poor Goku's under so many rules. Actually there
was a Veku at one point, but that was waaaaaaaaaaay back in mid-2001 when my fic-continuity was shakier (when you'd end at
one place and start up again in the next fic without complete closure and continuity consisted of mentioning previous
incidents and one previous character reappearance). I like the name Veku too though :) Since it was so long ago I could
technically still use the name for something else. Yup! Turles luvs to trick the others. Lol! That's oh-kay. That line was
Veggie checking with Bulma to make sure she knows he doesn't have any non-platonic feelings for Goku. Aww. Hurry Goku!
Haha, carrots :)
To Santa Shimi!: LOL! It took Goku that long to notice Veggie figured out he was watching him. Yup, I've seen it and most of
the recent season 8 (8?) eps. No favorite character though. It's more the funny situations they're put in. Ah! A fic in the
review! The Central shows it from time to time late at night. I've seen it in chunks but never all the way
through. Heh, I've never read a South Park fic before so I actually have no idea what's going to happen next. Interesting
setup though, I'm curious to see what happened to Kyle.
To SSJ5Gogetto: Thanks so much! :D
To orchideater: I'll know in 2 weeks! My current ps2 is broken and I get the new one on Christmas :D From what I've heard Budoukai 3 is a LOT of fun. I'm so excited and can't wait to play it! I also bought this special dbz joystick controller with super-huge buttons and joystick because I've heard certain finishing moves are very joystick-oriented. Heh, I've been playing video-games forever. I only use my ps2 and gba, but I have an old nes (still works if I hook it up correctly), genesis, N64, and gameboy color also. I'm afraid that a live-action movie would come out really awkward, especially with who they would choose to play Goku and Veggie. I think my own expectations of what they would look like in real-life are too high (sweatdrops). I did hear that the people in Polar Express came out looking awkward cuz of the technique they used. A traditionally animated brand new dbz movie would be GREAT! I really hope Toei does one, with dbz's anniversary coming up 'n all. I'd love to see something new with Goku 'n Veggie in it! Aw thanks. Poor Goku, so easily influenced by Turles' manipulation. Heh, Veggie was terrified. Thanks! I like that explanation. LOL! What Veggie would have to do conquer that fear would be hilarious. Ah. Well Yamcha conquered his fear. :)
To Queen Phoenix: Thanks so much! Format changes...um, I'm single-spacing the Corner again :D (single-space was taken off of a while ago and recently came back) and the ▫ and – signs are there because the signs I used to use now get erased thanks to QuickEdit :( I'm glad you both like the fic!
To SupersayiankingTommy: Wow, lots of forms. Slightly confusing yet cool :D No third fusion-baby though. I'm not sure what the baby would be called. New fusion baby! Here's the chapter!
Chuquita: And so the fic comes to an end.
Vegeta: (sighs with relief)
Chuquita: (grins) Up next is fic #98! The Fusions/4th Christmas Special!
Vejitto: HOORAY!
Gogeta: YAY! We get to be the main main characters again instead of just regular main ones!
Chuquita: Also, Turles discovers mistletoe!
Goku: Ah. (nods)
Vegeta: (pales) Perhaps I should hide out during the next fic..
Chuquita: (grins) Aw don't be silly Veggie! We need you for the next fic! Besides you get a fun surprise!
Vegeta: Really?
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: Fun as in fun for me or fun for Kakarrotto?
Chuquita: For you.
Vegeta: ... (smirks) In that case I shall stick around.
Chuquita: (grins) My finals start this week! Wish me luck!
Goku: (to audiance) (waves) See you sometime next week! Byebye!