Before you read this chapter... this chapter is to see how many people are interested in reading this story. As this story progresses, the stunts will get better and the chapters will become longer. All of the stunts are going to be my ideas unless noted before the stunt begins.
Summary: Warning: The following stunts were performed by professionals, so for your safety and those around you, we insist that you and your dumb little friends do not attempt any of the stunts you are about to see...
Disclaimer: I do not own the wwe characters or Jackass; they belong to MTV and the WWE. If I did own them then I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this fanfic now would I?
WWE'S Jackass
Johnny Knoxville – Chris Jericho
Chris Pontius – Rico
Steve-O – Eddie Guerrero
Wee-Man – Rey Mysterio
Bam Margera – Edge
April Margera – Miss Jakie
Phil Margera – Charlie Haas
Ryan Dunn – Eugene
Ehren McGhehey – Chris Benoit
Preston Lacy- Rosey
Chris Raab (Raab Himself) – John Cena
Brandon – Christian
Dave England – Scotty 2 Hotty
Rick Kosick – The Hurricane
Chapter One – The Tire Roll
Here we see Rey Mysterio walking towards the camera... "Hey, I'm Rey Mysterio and this is the tire roll." We then see the camera following him to Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero, Edge, Eugene, John Cena and Christian, who just so happens to be holding a rather large tire.
"Dude," Jericho said facing Rey, "I can't believe you are doing this..."
"Eh, shut up and help me get into this damn thing"
"Man, Christian you need to hold the tire up straight so he can get in it!" explained Edge as he was kicking Christian just to make him drop the tire.
"Yo! Guys we gunna do dis thang o' what?" asked Cena.
"Yah, yah gimme that tire esse," Eddie said as Edge tackles Christian to the ground. Eddie held up the tire while Jericho and Cena helped Rey into the tire. Rey positioned himself in the tire so that he wouldn't smash his head when the tire went upside down and told the others to hurry up and get it over with. So, Jericho gave the tire a push down the hill.
"YAY! He go rolling... rolling down the hill," yelled Eugene while pointing, clapping and jumping up and down, while the others were just laughing. "Me go rolling too!" with that said, the others dove to try and grab Eugene, but no one could catch him in time. Instead of only Eugene rolling down the hill, the others lost their balance and went tumbling down the hill also.
Once on the bottom, a very dizzy Eugene helped an equally dizzy Rey out of the tire, and they burst out laughing. By that time the others have also made it down the hill and tackled both Eugene and Rey to the ground.
-Note: Yeah I told you this chapter wasn't the best but it is just starting and this was more to see if people are going to be interested in this story. If no one is then I will just not write anymore of it because I dont want to waste my time in writing something that no one is going to read. So please just send a review and criticism is welcome.-
