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Something or someone was shaking Natalie, trying to wake her up. Well it was working so far but with one small problem her eyes were open but she could not see.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEE!!!! I AM BLIND CURSED TO WALK THE WORLD IN DARKNESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

Natalie jumped up and started to run in a random direction when she felt herself on the edge of the floor and even though she tried to stop herself from falling but her forward momentum had taken over and had decided to go down the stairs and was taking her with it.

As Natalie started to fall Haldir came to the rescue (don't you just love him?) by grabbing her by the waist, when she was safely back in the room he picked her up and set her on the edge of her bed.

"Thank you, who ever you are, but I fear I shall be completely useless to you as I am blind." A mournful look came over Natalie's face as she said this.

Haldir sighed and pulled the blue mask down her face.

"I CAN SEE!!!! THANK YOU HALDIR I CAN SEE AGAIN!!!"

She tackled Haldir squarely in the chest, giving him a kiss on the cheek and knocking the wind out him. A pained look came over his face.

"Lady, I am sorry to have startled you so but there is an emergency. I can not find a place to relieve myself."

"Ohhh! Well just go to the bathroom." She said this like it was commonsense.

'Silly girl!!'

"Lady, I do not need to take a bath, I need to relieve myself."

"Oh! Okay, I get it now; you don't understand what I am talking about. Follow me and all shall be well." She got up from the messy tangle of sheets, straightened her blue cotton pjs which had oversized daises printed on them and walked across the dark wooden floor her and slipped her feet into some green dinosaur house shoes. To Haldir's great distress every time Natalie took a step they roared.

'The girl is louder than an army of Orcs and more disturbed than my brother Rumil.'

They were walking down the steps out of her room and to the 'bathroom'.

Natalie opened the door to the 'bathroom' and started to explain the use of the toilet. The bathroom was tiled in blue from floor to ceiling, and was accented with whit accessories. It consisted of a toilet, a sink and shower/bathtub with a colorful shower curtain depicting fish under the sea, the mirror was a medicine cabinet but it was empty do to the fact this was the guest bathroom.

"Okay, here is the toilet," she pointed to the white porcelain bowl.

"You lift up the seat if you have to do number 1 and sense you are new to the system and I don't want have clean up any 'accidents', you stand in front of the toilet and aim." Natalie explained and demonstrated all of this with great zeal, to her thinking you did not play around when you went to the bathroom; it was a very serious matter and should not be taken lightly.

"Next if you have to do number 2 you place the seat down and sit," Natalie sat on the seat to demonstrate, "Of course pull pants down. This sliver knob is what you push to clean the bowl." She pressed the knob to demonstrate. Haldir started squirm when he saw the swirling water go down the bowl.

"One more thing, this role of toilet paper is used to wipe your bum, please drop it in the toilet before you flush." She held up a role of soft white tissue paper that had little puppies playing on it and a pleasant odor.

She started to walk out of the door when she remembered one more thing...

'More!' Haldir looked as if he were going to die of holding it in for to long.

"Sorry I forgot something, please put the seat down after have finished and if you are going to be a while there is some reading material beside the toilet." Natalie pointed to magazine rack almost to the breaking point.

"Thank you very much, now if you would take your leave I would appreciate it." He made a shooing motion with his hands and she to walk out.

"Okay I am going to make breakfast!" 'Mmmmmmm, Pringles!!!'

Haldir realized how hungry he was when she mentioned breakfast and was thankful that he would soon have warm food in his belly.

Hehehe, little did he know.

Author's note:

Sorry about the short chapter but I wanted to update a gain and will update in the next couple of days.

Some of you guys said I might need a beta reader,I agree, which is part of the reason why this chapter is so short.

Any volunteers?

Well talk to you later, I am going to get started on chapter 5.