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"Harry Potter is 'Charmed' "
By:Crushette

Chapter 3: Yeah right

"Wow." was all that Phoebe Halliwell could manage to say after the members had explained everything to her.
"Now, I know that it's a lot to swallow right now, but we desperately need your help." Dumbledore said to her. Phoebe nodded dumbly as she went over everything that they had just told her.
"Um---I'm still not sure I'm believing all this. I mean, you guys are telling me that a fantasy book, that's all about and you guys, is real, and you have no idea it exists. Yet, you want me to help you fight this Voldemort person. Are you guys nuts or something?" Phoebe said taking a step back towards the door. Remus and Snape just looked at Dumbledore with a look on their faces that said, "She's got a point".
"I know it's very strange to understand, but we are not nuts and we really do need your help. Please try to believe us." Dumbledore looked pleadingly towards Phoebe. Phoebe took another step back. 'I suppose that I should help them. I'm not getting any bad feelings from them. We have had weird encounters like this, so I shouldn't be too surprised. But then again...this is about finding out a book is REAL, so that makes it a bit different. I guess there's only one way to find out...'
"OK. Tell you what. I'll go along with you guys even though this is totally weird." Dumbledore beamed at her and clapped his hands together.
"Splendid!"
"Well this better not be a trick because my sisters and I will..."
"Yes, yes. We know what you do, and don't worry this is no trick. Now I would just like you to tell---" Dumbledore got cut off when swirling blue lights appeared and two women were suddenly standing there.
"Piper! Paige!" Phoebe shouted.
"Hey you bastards! Leave our sister alone! Or else we'll blow you all up!" Piper shouted and blew up a chair for effect.
"You guys! It's all right." Phoebe went up to them. "Can you guys excuse us?"
"Of course." Dumbledore curtly nodded and left the room, Lupin, Snape and LaFlamme following behind.
"Phoebe, you OK? Did they do anything to you?" Paige asked.
"I'm OK. They didn't do anything. I think we can trust these people. I'm not getting any bad vibrations from these people."
"Ya' sure?" Piper said looking her over. "They didn't like brain wash you or anything." Phoebe smiled.
"No, of course not! OK, well. I'll cut to the chase. You know how they were talking before about us needing to help them fight this Voldemort guy? Well, they told me their plan. It's OK. I really think we should help these people. They seem desperate." Phoebe looked at both of her sisters' faces hopefully.
"OK, fine. I guess we can do it. You sure we can trust these guys?" Piper asked Phoebe quizzically.
"Yey! I sure we can trust them. OK, here's the plan..."
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"We'll do it." Piper, Phoebe and Paige said together in front of the members. After Phoebe had told them the plan, Piper and Paige were still a little reluctant in going along with it. Eventually, though, Phoebe talked them into it.
"Oh, and, um.. sorry about the chair..." Piper said waving her hand in teh direction of the chair.
"Wonderful, just wonderful! That's quite all right, Mrs. Halliwell. Now, I suppose you all are tired. You have had a long day." Dumbledore looked at the three girls knowingly. "Severus here will take you to your rooms. Good night!" Dumbledore smiled a good-bye and apparated with a loud snap!
"Goodnight." Remus said as he walked by.
"Good night to you to!" Phoebe called after him. Paige elbowed her. "What?" Paige just smiled.
"Follow me." Snape said as he walked swiftly by them. Piper, Phoebe and Paige just nodded and followed.
"Do we call you Severus, Snape or Professor Snape? Or just Professor?" Phoebe asked innocently. Snape didn't stop.
"Whatever you wish." He mumbled. They were silent the rest of the way, knowing they wouldn't get much more out of him.
"These are your rooms." He said pointing to three rooms. "Your things are already in your rooms. Goodnight." With a swish of a cloak, he apparated.
"He's the talkative one." Piper said sarcastically. They all entered their rooms cautiously, changed and went in to a restless sleep. .::.

For once Piper hadn't been the first one up. Phoebe was already dressed in some robes that were laid out in her room. All her other things were gone. She poked her head out of the door and silently walked out, closing the door behind her. She wanted to take a look around the house before everyone woke up. She walked down the hallways silently and got to the one with the house-elf heads hanging on the walls. She walked down the hall reading the names.
"Strange taste in decor. Creepy." Phoebe continued walking until she got to large heavy curtains hanging on the wall. "I wonder what's behind here..." Slowly she began to open the curtains. Suddenly they pushed themselves aside and there was a picture of a woman. And she was moving and talking!
"YOU STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!"
"Ah!" Phoebe yelled and tried to close the curtains.
"YOU ASS!" Suddenly Remus came running down the hall, his cloak billowing behind him.
"HOW DARE YOU----" the picture yelled before Remus managed to close the curtains.
"Oh my God! Was she yelling at me? Wait...how was she yelling in the first place? SHE'S A PICTURE!" Phoebe asked Remus, wide eyed. Remus just laughed.
"No, she wasn't yelling at you. She was yelling at Si—someone." His smile faded.
"Did I say something wrong?" Phoebe stepped up closer to him, noticing his sad face.
"No. No. You didn't say anything wrong. Do you want to head down to breakfast?" He asked, a smile appearing again. Phoebe knew that he was just changing the subject.
"Sure. I'll need a guide because I don't know where it is. And on the way, you can explain to me how a picture moved and talked !" Remus laughed at her. "I was wondering. What should I call you? Professor, Professor Lupin, Remus, or Lupin? I tried asking that Snape, but he's not big on the talking scale." Remus laughed again.
"Just call me Remus." Phoebe smiled.
"OK, now about those talking, screaming, moving pictures----"

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