Sasuke reentered the room amidst a lot of discussion by the victi- er.. Participants of my little game. Suddenly everyone goes dead quiet. Silence………Silence….Silence Sasuke looks around.. Silence….. More silence…silence……..MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Inner Sasuke: I knew that was coming
Me: That was great and you were actually idiot enough to come back instead of running away!
Sasuke: Whatever
Shikamaru: How troublesome..
Ino: So… Who is it?
Sasuke resists the urge to steal a glance at Sakura. Everyone is waiting anxiously.
Inuyasha : Out with it!!
Kagome: Sit
Inuyasha: Boom
(nobody pays attention)
Sasuke: hmmm….
Naruto: Who is it?!?!?!
Sasuke: looks up suddenly did you say something?
Everyone falls on floor with baka faces
Inner Sasuke: Well, if it worked for Kakashi…..
I grab Kakashi and start pounding him on the head
Me: This is all your fault!! He got this idea from you!!
Everyone: He did? (all start beating up Kakashi while he makes up some lame excuse)
Sasuke: Hey, are you reading my mind or something?!
Me: duh….
Sasuke: how?
Me: I'm the Author I can do anything!!!
Sasuke: (sarcastically) great…...
Kagome: But then you know who he has to go out with, right?
Miroku: hmm
Sango: Bam!
Miroku: what was that for?
Sango: Want me to say it in front of everyone here!!
Everyone: shares disgusted looks.
Me: Oh, hey I DO know who he has to go out with!
Everyone: Who?
Me: heh heh
Everyone: ?
Me: Well…..
Inuyasha :out with it!
Kagome sighs and turns on a cassette that is looped and has her saying "sit" repeatedly.
Sasuke: gives me a pleading look.
Me: heh heh…………I'm not gonna tell you!
Naruto: what!? Why not!
Inuyasha: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM!
Sasuke: you don't really know do you?
I grab Sasuke angrily by the front of his shirt/
Me: Hey! Shut up or I'll change it around so that you have to go with her!!
Points to crazy old Uchiha fan. Sitting tied up in a corner screaming "Sasuke Sasuke is that you?! I love you SASUKE!!!!"
Inuyasha: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM!
Sasuke: gulp
Me: ok, I guess this game will be postponed until Sasuke completes his dare oh and Sasuke, by the way if you don't do it within the next 2 days I will force you to go with that hag.
Ino: Does this mean we get to go?
Shikamaru: questioning look
Chouji: munch munch
Me: yeah yeah oh and Naruto here's the ramen I poofed away.
Naruto: YEAH!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Ra- BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM! -men BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM!
Me: (Whips up two portals) Ok, listen up this one leads to the Inuyasha world and this one leads to the Naruto world. If a Naruto character tries to go to the Inuyasha world or vice versa nothing will happen, that way there can be no mistakes. (gives Naruto meaningful glare) So, Sasuke my love, till we meet again.
Sasuke: Ugh (steps through portal)
Kakashi: That was less than entertaining, time to ask Jiraya how the new issue of his book is coming out. Maybe if I play my cards right I can get a discount…..( steps through portal)
Kagome: (turns off cassette talks to crater) Come on Inuyasha Let's get out of here.
(steps through portal)
Crater: Why you……
Sango, Chouji, Shikamaru, and Sango leave.
Shippo: Umm….. Do you… have… any (plays with fingers Hinata style)…Chocolate?
Me: chocolate, huh? Let me see …(types more on keyboard) here you go, shrimp.
Shippo: Arigato!!! (runs through the portal like crazy and drops his chocolate)
Me: snicker.. Snicker…Muahahahahaha HAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHA!!!!
(walks over, picks up chocolate bar)
Ino: well, fore-head girl I've gotta go get ready for my date with Sasuke-kun!
(runs off)
Sakura: Ino-pig!!! Grrr… Matte!!! (Wait!)
Inuyasha crawls through portal.
Me: well, I guess that just leaves you. What are you still doing here, Miroku?
Miroku: Well, to be honest I wanted to ask you a question.
Me: all right all right hurry up, I want to go look at my secret camera to see if Sasuke is going to ask her out yet.
Miroku: Well, how is it that you know who Sasuke has to ask?
Me: Are you really that dense!!!???!!! For heavens' sake I CHOSE Sakura!!!
Miroku: what?
Me: Think about it, it couldn't have been any other way because she isn't even a member of his fan club!!!
Miroku: Well, I thought so in that case…………(whisper whisper)
Me: Bam! Hentai……..All right all right….now. WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE WASTING MY VALUABLE SASUKE-WATCHING TIME!!!!!!!!
Miroku: gulp (starts running for the portal)
Me: Wait! Here give this to Shippo throws him chocolate bar.
Miroku: h..hai ma'am
Me: (runs off to watch Sasuke) Stupid Miroku…..
A/N: MUAHAHA!!!! Well that's the end of this chappie I gotta go !! Don't forget to review k?
Ja-ne!! :