Author's note: Thanks for all your positive reviews. Let's see if I can continue this funny thing. BTW, all misspellings, typos or grammar errors are actually unintentionally and due to the fact that I'm a German. I hope you can understand the meaning anyway. :-)

Oh, and please don't use the ICQ# I mention here, I checked it on the ICQ-Page, the number isn't registered yet, otherwise I have to change it because I don't want to bother any unknown guy who accidentally gets this number.

Now have fun and tell me what you think!


From: sarah@elmstreet.us

To: fred.krueger@hell.com

Hello Freddy,

I know, I know, you threatened me with any kind of hellish pain if I email you just one more time. And I respected your wish for almost a month, but now I have to write you again. Yesterday I attended a funeral of a school friend of mine. Her name was Jasmin, and she was sixteen like me. They say it was a suicide, but other say that she was blotched with bloody cuts and no razor or knife was found in her bedroom. So I wondered if you killed her. Did you? If so and if you continue with this appalling slaughtering you will soon have no more Elm Street children left to kill. What will you do then? Retire? Rest in hell 'til the end of time?

Think about it before you kill your next victim!

I've just read your last e-mail again. Besides your continual swearing I was really struck to hear that you were physically abused in your youth. How awful! This must have been a totally dreadful experience to you. You mentioned it was your foster father who did it. Did nobody take notice of this? Adults, authorities, anyone? Surely you don't want any pity again but I just hope this mistreatment didn't last too long.

Well, I don't want to overstrain your well known low patience, so I end my letter now.

Greetings from real world,

Sarah

P.S.: You don't have ICQ or any other instant messenger on your computer installed, do you? Just had the idea of a nice little chat, but considering you annoyance about my emails I don't assume that you would tell me anyway. But at least I asked…

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From: fred.krueger@hell.com

To: Sarah@elmstreet.us

Well, look who's back again nagging me! I should have known that these weeks without any fucking email from you were too good to be true. You and your nosey questions are still a damn pain in the ass.

Oh, how sweet - one of these awful brats puts an end of her miserable life and who do you blame for it? Me! As if I was responsible for every fucking dead teenager in this terrible town. Are you sorry now, piggie, twitting yourself? Don't be ashamed too much, because I just fooled you! Of course I killed her! It was a gory fun to rip out her guts after I chased her down to my boiler room. I really love to play hide-and-seek with these screaming bitches! When I finally caught her she was so pathetic, sobbing and begging for mercy! I mean shit, did I ever have the reputation of being merciful? But nevertheless she pleaded for her wimpy life until I pulled out her tongue and slashed her with my blades. If I had to guess I would say that they buried her in a closed coffin, right?

Me and retire? No way, little piggie! Elm Street is just the beginning, soon I'll have enough power to expand my realm to whole Springwood and then to the whole world! And then I will kill all the children and you, my nerving little pen-pal, will be one of my favored preys!

Hey, my youth is nothing to you, bitch. I'm not sorry about what happened then and so should you, too. Whatever this fucking bastard of a foster father did to me just made me stronger. His almost daily bashes taught me the secret of pain - if you just stop feeling it, you can start using it!

Oh yes, I do have an instant messenger. But hell, that's all I need, a damn chat with you annoying babbler. Though, you know what? I'll tell you my ICQ#, it is 666242426. Let's see if you have the guts to talk to me straight! Besides it can't be any worse than yet another fucking e-mail from you. So come on if you dare to!

Wish you bloody nightmares,

Freddy K.