Disclaimer: I do not own any of the original Yu Yu Hakusho Characters; I did how ever create the characters Ellen and Shinji. Also I don't own Romeo and Juliet.
A/N: Remember to read and review please! They are pretty much what keep me wanting to write this story!
Chapter 4: O Romeo, Romeo where for art thou Romeo?
Kurama returned home. Hiei was sitting on the window.
"I told you to take it easy." Hiei muttered.
"Ah Hiei just the man I was looking for, well hard to prevent the inevitable-"
"-No." Hiei interrupts.
"What?" Kurama questions.
"I am not cleaning up the mess you made, I told you in the first place not to get involved with ningens!"
"Hiei, I can't say I am not hurt, all the times I had your back, plus are you not even a little curious about the girls playing Juliet, Ellen?"
"Get Kuwabaka to do it, he's desperate enough for a girl to do it." Hiei replied.
"Hiei come on, you really think Kuwabara or Yusuke could memorize Romeo and Juliet in a week?" Kurama sighed.
"Good point."
"So will you do it?"
"You would owe me big time."
"I am in your debt." Kurama said thankfully.
"And I would prefer you to stop your groveling act, it looks bad when high class demons such as yourself beg."
"Agreed." Hiei and Kurama were up all night practicing lines. The next day Hiei went with Kurama to practice. Kurama walks up to Shinji.
"Here is your Romeo."
"Hmm..Does he know the lines?" Shinji asks.
"Of course I do you fool! How dare you under estimate me!" Hiei snaps.
"Hiei please behave yourself!" Kurama says quietly.
"I am, but I am just saying here and not, I am not taking any orders from any ningen fool!"
"Well," Kurama starts "I'll just leave you two here to working things out."
"You're leaving!" Hiei exclaims.
"I have a doctor's appointment." Kurama explains.
"Hn. Damn you." Hiei mutters under his breath pissed. This whole time Shinji was running around like a chicken, giving orders left and right. Two girls run and grab Hiei's hand. "What the hell?"
"Just liten to them for now will you?" Kurama continues.
"Hn."
"Then I'll be off." And with that he left.
The two girls pulled Hiei to a make up station. Shinji walks up.
"I am thinking long and hunky." Shiji said to one of the girls.
"You got it Shinji." The girl replied in a high pitched voice, while picking up a pair of sissors.
"What the hell are you going to do with those? Hiei said with concern to what the ditz was about to do with him using a pointed object.
"Give you a hair cut of course, you can't go on stage looking like that silly!" The girl said again taking away all doubts to her stupidity.
"Don't worry," Said another unfamiliar voice to Hiei's ears, "She really does work wonders with the hair, and you can trust her with a pair of scissors." The owner of the voice sat in the chair next to Hiei's letting her long hair fall behind the chair, but leaving the head band over hears there. The other who grabbed Hiei walked up to the girl in the chair and began squirting water to it.
"You are Ellen I assume." Hiei asks.
"Well, you know what happens when you assume, you make an ass out of –u and -me.
"Hn."
"Yes I am Ellen." The girl replied finally. The other girl started squirting water in Hiei's hair too. 'Kurama was right' Hiei thought. 'You can feel something.'
"You must be the new Romeo, am I right?" Ellen asked politely. Hiei has been looking at her through the mirror as if mesmerized. The question brought him back to Earth.
"Yes." He answered dully.
"Oh, um. What is your name if you do not mind me asking that is?"
"Hiei."
"Oh." She didn't feel welcome to press on, asking questions.
The girl started undoing Hiei's headband and Hiei grabbed her hands and stopped her. "The headband stays." The girl nodded nervously.
"ON SET!" Shouted director Shinji. Hiei and Ellen walked onto the new set. It was the Capulet ball scene. Hiei walks up to her.
"What a second! This is the scene where I kiss her twice!" Hiei said outraged.
"CUT!" Shouted a not-so-happy Shinji.
"Cut what? Cut the Kiss?" Hiei said under his breath.
Ellen replied, "No he means stop the scene when he says that. Listen I understand if this is awkward but-" She kisses him, "There it is not awkward anymore because we did it already."
Hiei was in shock, he thought to himself 'it's not that it was bad but-' "How dare you touch me without permission." Hiei shouted at her.
She was a bit startled by his reaction "I, I am sorry I just figured we would have to do it anyway and...." Hiei did not look happy not that he ever did.
Shinji shouted at them "Action!"
"He wants us to start..." Ellen said no to happy anymore either. Hiei just walked out. Shinji went in shock
Ellen went up to him, "I'm taking five." She walked outside and sat under one of the trees at the back of the school. She had a feeling Hiei was near by, little did she know he was in the tree above her.
"He hates me." She talks to the ground.
"I don't hate you." Hiei spoke to her from the top to the tree, "...I just got frustrated." He could hear she was kind of crying, "Stop crying, I don't hate you." He jumps down and faces her. She was still sniffling and she wouldn't look at him, "I just wanted to know, who are you?"
"I am Ellen."
"I meant what rather." Hiei was amused at what he was saying, "You're not human, and who are you and I both kidding? We both know either of us are not human."
She held onto the head band covering her ears. Hiei jumped of the tree and bent over ad moved her hands off her ears and gently removed the headband for her and looked at her in shock.