A/N: Hey sorry it took so long! I am thinking another 2-3 chapters are left to go. Wish me luck! I am finding some extra time so they should be done faster!

Kami-sama: God

Chapter 9: Act II

Ellen walked in ready for the balcony scene. She had on a light pink night gown. Her hair was down.

"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet."

Kuwabara mutters, "But Romeo is right under her what is she blind?" She was referring to the fact that Juliet was on the balcony and Romeo was under her, but she is not supposed to know that.

"Tis' but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot..."

"Wait what does Montague body parts have to do with anything? Oh my Kami-sama is she really a mass murderer!" Botan exclaims quietly trying to put the parts of the story together.

"That which we call a rose by any other word will still smell as sweet, so if Romeo would, were he not Romeo called retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title, Oh Romeo doff thy name; and for that name, which is no part of thee, take all myself!"

"Wait, she wants to take him? Is that the old English way of saying you wanna get it on with someone?" Yusuke mutters and Keiko shushes him.

"That lucky bastard! And who says girls don't go for guys in tights!" Kuwabara mutters to himself.

"By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am. My name, dear Saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee. Had I it written, I would tear the word." Hiei comes out of the shadows and up to his Juliet.

"Oh dear me he called her a Saint!" Botan grabbed Kurama's arm.

Kurama made a mental note about the Saint part.

"With love's light wings did I o'er perch these walls; for stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do, that dares love attempt, therefore thy kinsmen are not let to me." While saying this line Hiei discreetly looks over at Kurama, but Kurama being that if he read Hiei's mind would only hear Shakespeare. What was it Hiei was trying to say? Kurama decided to let it go.

"Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear, that tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops-"

"O, swear not by the moon the inconstant moon." Juliet called back.

'Hn!' Botan thought, 'and I told Kami-sama, don't make the moon inconstant, but nooo someone HAD to have variety!'

The scenes continued one after the other; until finally Act II scene 6 which was the scene Romeo was to marry Juliet brought the spirit girls to tears. Even Kurama was a bit choked up!