SuperDucki: Hello people! Guess what. I made cookies WITHOUT BLOWING UP MY KITCHEN.

Tweedles: So? Oh wait you're cookingly-challenged. THANK YOU ALL REVIEWERS.

SuperDucki: That was my line.

Tweedles: But I said it.

SuperDucki:I will now start answering the most recent reviewer's questions or comments. So ask away! Silver Storm Dragon-Sorry...I wanted to keep it in suspense, but I'm just not very good. I promise this chap is longer.

Now to the story.

Tweedles: You are such an idiot! You once again forgot the disclaimer. Now they can sue you!

Wait...That might be a good thing. I will be able to find a new author I can torment. You're getting boring.

SuperDucki: I don't own Fillmore. Disney does. I don't own my plot. Tweedles came up with it.

Tweedles: Finally. Credit where credit is due.

Act III: Twisted Truths

Ingrid stood in shock. Her mouth was open so big you could walk right into it. On the front of the page were their school pictures and right in the middle of the front page, was a huge photo of them in their lip-lock. Her eyes grew even larger than the flying saucers the tech club had used in last year's play: My best friend is an Alien, when she saw "Safety Romance- Full Story on Page 7." She quickly turned to the page.

The Newest Couple on Campus? By Monica Gossip

Well we all know that Cornelius Fillmore and Ingrid Third are the best safety patrol officers on the force. They had busted more criminals than any other team in history. While fighting 'The Bad Guys' These two have felt Romance blossom. They must be going out secretly and on last Friday, we found out thanks to this photograph that was anonymously turned into the newspaper office. We also have an eyewitness-Pete, our janitor. He saw them in the darkroom when he was getting his mop. So let's recap:

Ingrid and Fillmore are going out.

Pete saw the lovers in the darkroom

My question is: How long have they kept it a secret?

Ingrid was so furious she shredded the paper and slammed it in the nearest trash can. What a bunch of lies. I am going to go to that twisted tabloid and set things straight! Wait till I tell them what happened. I'll tell them EXACTLY what I think of them writing these rumors that aren't true!

Meanwhile, Fillmore angrily stormed to one of his favorite thinking places, the apple orchard hill that overlooked the garden club's sunflower maze. He climbed an apple tree and started thinking.

Who did this? When I find them, they won't take another picture as long as they live! The article is a bunch of Trash. I can't believe they think Ingrid and I are going out! What on earth were the reporters thinking!? Dawg...Do I like Ingrid?

He had asked himself a question and he didn't know the answer.

Just outside the office, there was an angry yell and the sound of people running. O'Farrell stepped outside to see a huge tall 8th grader chasing a small 7th grade girl. She was looking terrified even with the black cap covering her eyes. Her shoulder length blonde hair was streaming behind her like a flag in the breeze.

"Stop. Safety Patrol. " The girl swerved around the corner and ducked behind O'Farrell and yanked him in the janitor's closet. The bully seemed confused and kept running.

"Hello. I'm Officer O'Farrell. Could you please tell me why that bully was chasing you?"

"I'm Semi. But everybody calls me Snap. That mean bully was my cousin. I call him Flash but his name is really Sam. He was mad because I messed up and got him the wrong film. I gave him my pictures of my friends and he needed the ones he took for the yearbook. The deadline was today and he got fired from his job." She said it all so fast he was sure said in one breath.

"I think you'll be safe now. I got to go...uh file some cases I just solved." He quickly left.

O'Farrell is cuter than my cousin said he was .I hope he is just as stupid. I wonder what he'd think if he ever found out the truth. He wouldn't like me then. Nobody would. Every one hated me last time. I can't run away from my problems. They find me and I just run some more.

She left slowly pondering on each thought.

Back to Fillmore and Ingrid

Vallejo walked up to Ingrid's desk. He didn't look like he had been sitting on a thumbtack. His sad yet pained face made her wonder what he was thinking.

"Third, I need to talk to you. Please see me in my office today after school."

As the last bell rang, every body ran out of the office and were busy making plans with friends to watch a movie on the rainy Wednesday afternoon. Fillmore and Anza were talking about playing Halo on Anza's XBOX. Ingrid walked to Vallejo's office. She knew she wasn't going to like this.

"Hello Ingrid Third. We have some important matters to talk about." Principal Folsom said.

SuperDucki: What di you guys think?

Tweedles: They probably think your chapters are too short and stupid.

SuperDucki: Flames will be used to roast my bad guy.

Tweedles: (Sarcasm) Oh wow. You have your own bad guy. You are such a good writer.

SuperDucki:(Completely missing the sarcasm.) Thanks for the compliment. Don't Forget R&R. Read and Review people.