A/N: YES it is in! But there is still one last chapter in the works that will help tie up any loose ends that there may be in this chapter! Also, I take humor in saying this, one could actually kind of use my story to help them with Romeo and Juliet kind of like spark notes lol! Since in actuality I used all of the high lights of the play during this story! So anyway I hope you all enjoy and remember to review when you're done!
Chapter 12: Act V
They final act has begun! Romeo finds out Juliet is "dead", so he goes to an apothecary (a man at those times which sold drugs). It took a while to explain to Kuwabara not drugs like pot but normal drugs like Advil. After receiving the poison Romeo returns to Verona to see his beloved Juliet for the last time, but his meeting gets interrupted!
"This is that banisht naughty Montague that murdered my love's cousin- with which grief It is supposed the fair creature died-" Who else could interrupt such a slender moment but Pairs?
Botan giggles, "Actually, she'd prefer if it was you over her cousin dead." She muttered to herself.
"I beseech thee, youth, put not another sin upon my head By urging me to fury."
"Heh yeah you wouldn't want the guy playing Romeo to be furious, I crossed that line before, and it is not pretty on the other side." Yusuke chuckled to himself.
"I do defy thy conjuration and apprehend tee for a felon here." Paris said, 'crossing the line.'
"Wilt thou provoke me? Then have at thee boy!" This must have been Hiei's favorite line in the play; it was probably because it was the only one he could relate to. They fight and Paris is slain.
"O, I am slain!" He falls. "If thou be merciful, open the tomb, lay me with Juliet." were his final words.
"In faith I will. Let me peruse this face. Mercutio's kinsman, noble County Paris!" Hiei lifted Paris or rather Tsuzuki like a sac of cotton, despite being 5'11 Hiei had no difficulties as he laid him in the tomb and went over to Juliet.
"Ah, clear Juliet, why art thou yet so fair?" 'God this is embarrassing and shameful!' Hiei thought.
"Oh I get it she's not fair 'cause she's not dead!" Kuwabara said to Kurama.
"Remarkable, the first thing you understood all night. I suppose it is a good thing I am not Romeo, had it been Hiei sitting here you may not have been alive to see the end of the show." Kurama replied in his usual calm voice.
"Come, bitter conduct; come, unsavory guide! Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on The dashing rocks thy seasick weary bark! Here's to my love!" He drinks the 'poison' in one shot and thinks 'cheap green tea!' "O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die." And he falls on Juliet.
Balthasar and Friar Laurence walk in to notice Romeo and Paris, "Romeo! O, pale! Who else? What, Paris too? And steeped in blood? An' what an unkind hour Is guilty of this lamentable chance? The lady stirs." And Juliet rises to notice Hiei laying on top of her in a deep sleep. 'crazy demon doesn't he know he's heavy!' The Friar asks Juliet to leave with him but she tells him to go on with out her.
She holds up Hiei and tries to put his upper body on her lap. Kurama chuckles when he realized the situation himself, Kuwabara hear him and just assumed it is some cold hearted demon thing.
"What's here? A cup, closed in my true love's hand? Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end. O churl! Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after?" Ellen realized she started crying herself and all the girls in the audience started to whimper. "I will kiss they lips. Haply some poison yet doth hang on them to make me die with restorative." She kissed him and when Hiei felt a tear, he couldn't remember where he was, and thought, 'where the hell am I with some crying women kissing me?' and then the whole mortifying experience came back to him, and he made sure not to open his eyes. Juliet hears the sound of the 'chief watcher', "Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O Happy dagger!" She grabs Romeo's plastic dagger, "This is thy sheath; then rest, and let me die!" She 'stabs' herself and 'dies.' By now all the girls and Kuwabara are crying hysterically in the auditorium.
Keiko leaned on Yusuke, who tried his best to be sympathetic while Kurama looked over at Botan, who was covered in tears. For once in his life he wasn't sure what to do. Botan looked at him with tears in her eyes and started to cry on his shoulder. No one even noticed when the Prince and the two families entered the stage to speak their final lines.
"A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things; Some shall be pardoned, and some punished; For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo." And the curtains closed.
Ellen nudged Hiei, "Awaken! Crazy demon we still have curtain call!" The little demon opened his eyes as the whole cast got on stage and bowed. Shinji was in tears as he came on for his bow, and then Hiei and Ellen received the final bow. 'Finally it ended!' Ellen thought, little did she know there was still a little drama that is unresolved in her own life!