Hi guys.This is just a veeeeery random story and it's not supposed to be funny really, no it's supposed to bore the reader to death.I mean, come on! This story is just too plain and boring to imagine.I hope you get really bored so miserable reading!
Harry Potter And His Adventure In His Own Street
Harry Potter was an eleven-year-old wizard. After that he was a twelve – year old wizard. Then a thirteen – year old wizard and now, he is a fourteen – year old wizard. He was also a boy. If he had not been a boy then he would have been a girl and I would in fact have started my story like this:
Harry Potter was an eleven-year-old wizard. After that she was a twelve – year old wizard. Then a thirteen – year old wizard and now, she is a fourteen – year old wizard. She was also a girl. If she had not been a girl then she would have been a boy and I would in fact have started my story like this:
As a matter of fact I wouldn't start the story at all, the reason being I was not in this story at all.
Now I can begin Harry Potter's story.
Harry Potter was lying underneath a very wet bush but I don't see why he would be lying at all as he is in fact a very truthful boy. He could hear two distinct voices floating out of the open window. An instant later he thought that's weird, why would voices float out of a window? But then he immediately thought up an answer, 376.It wasn't the right answer, true but it was still an answer and Harry was happy with that.
He waited to see if more voices would fly through the window but by now Mr and Mrs Dursley had closed the window and the voices only floated to an instant death.
He rolled over and found himself looking into the eyes of Mr Tub's, Mrs Figgs cat. After a moment he noticed that although he was staring at Mr Tub's eyes, the rest of his body had gone to a stroll in the park. Carefully, he stood up and brushed some rosebud petals off his sleeve. He walked around his house, trying the door but the door couldn't answer any of his questions so he simply climbed the gate and opened the conservatory door and closed it after him. He stood there stupidly for a while before realising he had forgotten to step inside so he did so now even though the door was closed.
AN: See what I mean!If you want to review and tell me how boring it is please do! I get ever so depressed and glum so please review to make me even more miserable.