IG: Well as usual this seems to be the most popular of my writing, it figures the stuff I work hard on gets passed over and the crap I scribble down while playing a video game gets notices….Whatever don't mind the bitter author behind the green curtain enjoy.

Day12

Got letter from ugly girl and walked to village at base of mountain guard said something about a mask I wasn't paying attention. I wanted to get this quest over with asap but fairy keeps bugging me about green haired girl so it looks like I have to go all the way back to the forest…Why me? Stupid fairy

Day13

Stopped at ranch to get a drink of milk and saw bossy girl and brain dead father…girl had weird horse that didn't like me until I played a song…this world gets stupider by the second why can't I live some place normal?

Day14

I repeat once more WHY ME? Told annoying Owl to piss off …wish I hadn't ended up getting lost in woods…was it a left or right at the stump?

Day15

Life blows… still lost fairy has conveniently disappeared…

Day16

Still lost being a hero way over rated had to eat a bug…

Day17

Finally found green haired girl you'd think everyone would flock to the hero instead of the hero going to them…taught me a song oh boy get to play the flute…seriously thinking this flute thing doubles as bong cause smoke cloud around girl smelled strongly of weed…

Day18

Lost again cause Owl still mad at harsh words…woods are worst place ever invented

Day19

Found way out of woods seriously think I inhaled too much of that girls smoke cloud cause swear I saw a freaky monkey dude…

Day20

Made it back to village and stumbled into graveyard…played pipe/flute and grave stone blew up that ruled!

Day21

Went into hole that grave stone covered found royal grave… freaky dried corpses could be a problem

Day22

Made it out of grave and got another song…but this one actually does something useful!….hehehehehehehehe Sun goes up Sun goes down…. Sun goes up Sun goes down…. Sun goes up Sun goes down…. Sun goes up Sun goes down…. Sun goes up Sun goes down…. Sun goes up Sun goes down…. Sun goes up Sun goes down….