House Points
Saga 2: Attack of the leopard print G-string!
Rating: Very PG-13ish.
Author: Siren of Hell
Beta: Goddess of the Void
Disclaimer: I own nothing... except the leopard print G-string!
Summary: Ron and Hermionie try to find out what is behind the odd behaviour of the Gryffindor house points.
A/N: I apologise… It's pretty much random insanity...
A/N2: If you haven't read House points yet then you will in no way get this! Go read house points first! And while you're at it, read some of my other fics too!
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Hermione and Ron stood affronted in the headmaster's office.
"Professor Dumbledore you really must do something! Slytherin has obviously cursed it!" Hermione all but yelled at the Headmaster, who had been all but ignoring them since they began complaining about their house point phenomenon... half an hour ago.
Ron sighed and collapsed into the chair behind him, exhausted from the effort. Dumbledore continued to offer them cream biscuits and tea before he started muttering something about a leopard print G-string, the head table and syrup. And the he began repeating "never happened", along with "students and teachers… so wrong", and somewhere in there was a "no, I never saw, never saw… ". Honestly he didn't know what the old nutter was on about.
Hermione quickly realising that they were getting no where and would continue along that vain, decided to leave and try again later.
"I'm telling you 'Mione, that guy is completely bonkers," Ron began as soon as they exited the Headmasters office, "He kept muttering something about a leopard print G-string and syrup…"
Hermione giggled.
"You mean like that gag gift G-string I gave harry for Yule?"
They both burst into pelts of giggles.
The giggles stopped as soon as they had started, a look of horror quickly replaced them.
Ron and Hermione looked at each other.
"You don't think…?" Ron asked.
Hermione and Ron though for a moment before they simultaneously replied.
"Nah!"
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Fin
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