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Lily picked herself up and dusted herself off. "I'm going to find a button!" she announced. She noticed a very short, pale creature with big eyes, a loin cloth and a fish in his mouth hunched over the brook. "Excuse me…. Um sir?" she asked cautiously. "have you seen any buttons?"

The creature looked up and stuttered. "Buttonssss! What are buttons precious? Are buttons like the ring precious? We must find the precious, precious." And with that it ran off into the woods. Alliana stood behind Lily giggling.

Lily said in a language that her and Alliana had created "I wonder what the hell that thing was."

"I have no idea." Alliana responded. "I just want to know where we are."

"Middle Earth." answered a stranger. Lily quickly picked up her bow and loaded it with her blunt practice arrow and aimed it at the direction the voice had come from. Walking out of the shadows was a tall, lean, and dare I say very attractive man, with long blonde hair, blue eyes and what else, pointed ears. Clad in all green he also had a loaded bow in his hands. Their arrows both aimed at one another's hearts. "Put down the bow!" the stranger demanded.

"You put down your bow first!" Lily glared.

"You first!" the man barked.

"No you!"

"Listen I am not going to ask you this again."

"Well your going to have to because I'm not budging."

"Nor I…. God this is going to take forever since neither of us can die." He remarked.

"YEAH!" Lily agreed even though she was confused. "Wait… what do you mean I can't die?"

"We're both elves."

"I'm confused" admitted Lily.

"How tall are you?" the man questioned, still holding the bow but now looking her up and down.

As a result Lily became slightly uncomfortable she pulled her sting back farther. "Five ten, I am the tallest in my class."

"How come you have pointy ears huh?" he asked.

"Hey, that's enough with the integration Nancy! The doctor says it's a birth defect ok!" a tear formed in her eye, remembering all the teasing.

"Nancy" the man whispered to himself, that name was oddly familiar. In shock and curiosity he put down the bow.

Lily jumped around in glee. "I win, I win, I win. Naner Naner Naner.!" She sang… that was until Alliana covered her mouth with her hand.

" So who are you and what are you wearing?" Alliana asked.

This shook him out of his shock. "I am Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood."

"Right, and we are the most popular people ever." Lily said. "c'mon Alia, lets go find a way home."

"If you can call it home." Said Alia. She couldn't explain it, but this world felt very similar to her. Judging by the way Lily was looking around , she had the exact same feelings.

They turned away from Legolas, but had only gotten a few yards when "Do you know the way in which you want to go?" he asked. The girls turned around sheepishly indicating that they had no idea. "Come, I shall take you to Rivendell. Lord Elrond will be pleased to meet you. Perhaps he can provide some cloths for you."

"Hey. What's wrong with our cloths?" They asked. He smiled and walked away. "Do you think we can trust him?" asked Alia asked in their gibberish, keeping her voice down so he would not hear her.

"I don't know, but I get this weird feeling that we can." Lily said. They walked in silence together until Legolas stopped. "What? Why'd you…" she stuttered.

"Wow." Alia stated. They both stared.

"Welcome to Rivendell, Lord Elrond is greeting the fellowship…"

"The fellowship?"

"Just come." Legolas led them into Rivendell. They passed a group of people outside and came to a stop. Everything was silent as the examined Alia and Lily.

"What? Haven't you ever seen humans before?" asked Alia.

"Yes but she's an elf." Somebody said referring to Lily.

"Why does everybody say that!?" Lily exclaimed "it's a birth defect!"

Legolas whispered to the crowd, hand hiding his mouth. "She is an elf."

"I heard that!" Lily shot back from a distance.

"See… great hearing." Legolas said proving himself. The two girls glared at him. "Come on, I'll take you to some rooms to get changed."

He led them to into a room and turned to leave. "Hey wait! What about our cloths?" Lily asked.

"Some maids will bring you some proper clothing." He said and left. The girls waited a few minutes until the maids came. They left the clothes on the bed and left too, so that the girls could change. Lily stepped out of the room first to where Legolas was waiting. His breath was caught in his throat. Lily was wearing an angelic dress with sheer long flowing sleeves attached to skinny lavender straps which flowed down into a elegant dress but cut off at an angle revealing one of her black boots. Her red hair was down and curved like her dress.

"So what do you think?" she asked twirling around.

"I…I…uh…good. Look good!" he stuttered.

Lily raised an eyebrow at his strange behavior. Just then the door opened revealing a very angry Alia in a dress. "what is this!" she yelled pointing to the white dress she was wearing. It went down to her feet and had sleeves floating off of her wrists. "Why did you bring me a dress?"

"Well its proper attire for women and…."

"I don't care!!! I want pants!" She turned around, walking into the room muttering things like "How can I fight in a dress…why me…where's my sword…what do they think I am a girl?"

A maid walked past a stunned Legolas who was holding his ears and into the room with new clothes. A few minutes later she came out again. She had black pants covered with a crimson robe that went down to her knees, she had black boots and a belt tied above the shirt showing the existence of a tiny waist. Her brown hair was not in a loose pony tail. "much better."

"So where do you keep the weapons?" Lily asked innocently realizing she left hers in the wood.

"Why would you want weapons?" He asked.

"Well we were sucked into a different dimension, with people who claim to be elves, and freaky things that run around screaming precious. I think we'd feel safer with weapons." Alia explained.

"Fine, this way." He led them down a few hallways into a room with swords, and bows, and axes, and every weapon imaginable.

A/N: See, good old Leggy as been introduced. R&R, like always. Thanks a bunch.