My first official songfic... and I personally like it a lot! Sung to the tune of "I'll Be There For You," the themesong of "Friends."
Disclaimer: I own no people, places, things, thoughts, or ideas created by Tamora Pierce or the Rembrandts (they did the song, right?).
The Stump's Training Song
So no one told you that
Your training would be hard.
You're thinking this will be
A piece of cake and lard!
You all don't know just how
Lucky you are
Cause you've got me to whip you up
And turn you into stars.
So let's start training hard.
Come on boys, pick up your feet!
Let's start working hard.
Or I'll grind you into meat!
Training will be fun…
Well at least it will for me.
So girl you thought that you
Would make your way through here
Without a grunt or groan.
Well newsflash baby bear!
You said you knew what you had taken on
But you didn't think about the work that you would don.
So let's start training hard.
Come on boys, pick up your feet!
Let's start working hard.
Or I'll grind you into meat!
Training will be fun…
Well at least it will for me.
No one will ever help you.
You're just the Girl from now on.
And they will all just call you names…
Like slut and whore.
There are no friends of yours
Who will help you stay here now.
Especially once they find out
That you're afraid of heights.
(Hehehehe!)
So girl you thought that you would make it here
But you didn't count on me being your training master.
So let's start training hard.
Come on boys, pick up your feet!
Let's start working hard.
Or I'll grind you into meat!
Training will be fun…
Well at least it will for me.
Let's get into shape!
Let's train fast and hard!
I will make you knights!
I think this year will be fun…