Authors note:Hey guys I think this is gonna be a one short fic, but I'm not sure, well any ways I hope you like it. Oh, and I own no rights to InuYasha, sad but true.

Kouga lay on the couch casually munching on pocky, when Inuyasha practically falls down the stairs cursing while carrying a large box of stuff.

"Damn it!"

Kouga looked up from his copy of Shonen jump "what's wrong with you?" he said with a clearly appalled look on his face.

"Nothings wrong with me yah mangy mutt so back off!"

"Geez Dog face are you sure your not a woman, cause you sound like its that time of the month…" Kouga stops to think, and it's hurting his brain so much "You are a male aren't you?"

Inuyasha's face goes completely blank "Kouga…your dense"

"Hey! I work out every day, how dare you call me fat!"

"Yo moron dense doesn't mean fat it means stupid!"

"Oh…" Another long moment of painful thinking "Hey!"

Suddenly Inuyasha hands Kouga some stockings.

"Eeew Inuyasha get your nasty footwear away from me!"

Inuyasha sweat drops "Kouga-listen-to-me-hang-these-up...They-are-stockings-not-my-socks...I-don't-wear-shoes...Would-you-help-me-out-here if-you-knew-Kagome-wants-the-house-decorated-for-Christmas?"

"Okay…" Kouga starts hanging up the stockings then turns to Inuyasha "Um Inuyasha…what's Christmas?"

Inuyasha basically flat lines. Just then Kagome, Sango, Ayame, Kagura, and Kikyou walk in. The first things the girls do is look at Inuyasha lying on the floor, he is dead white andmumbling nonsense things.

"What did you do Kouga?" they all say in unison.

"Nothing, Inuyasha is just being a baka atama"

Inuyasha bolts up "What! Me being a baka atama? Oh no no no no no you are the baka atama. Who the hell doesn't know about Christmas!"

Kouga gets a sad look on his face " I-I never got to celebrate holidays when I was young"

"Aaaaawww" All the girls say in unison andrush to Kouga's side to comfort him. Kagome turns to Inuyasha "How can you be so insensitive? Hmph! Osuwari!" Inuyasha smack the floor face first.

Suddenly Inuyasha sensitive ears pick up two giggling little voices. Shippou and Rin run up to Inuyasha and start jumping on his back.

"Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Give us piggyback rides!"

"Gerroff me!" howled Inuyasha while his poor hanyou chin bounced up and down on the floor.

"Rin come here." Said a cold sexy voice from the other side of the room (no comment)

"Sesshoumaru-sama!" Rin ran up and clung to the tall youkai.

Kagura shivered licking her lips as Sesshoumaru glided across the room to a large comfy leather recliner.

"Kagura your shivering." he commented, the next thing Kagura knows is she has a large white trench coat draped over her shoulders.

Kagura inhales his scent and becomes lost in the ecstasy of Sesshoumaru.

Inuyasha looks at the love struck girl on the sofa and rolls his eyes.

So that's it for chapter one lol I'm writing this story in school…and so im bored and a little kooky, but anyways hope you like the story.